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Noel bitching? kick her in the face
rachel tossing lightning at you? kick gii and nago in the face
tao hungry? you'd be surprised by the nutritional value of a boot in the mouth.
jin being jin? hahahaha no your foot was already in his face the moment the first letter of that question was typed.
car... foot to face, hail nirvana.
hakumen pissed at you for whatever reason? get your ass kicked bad then 666 kick in the face.
Terumi? get your ass kicked 66... oh wait that don't work. 10000000 cycles later, idea engine kick in the face
When it doubt 5b out. No wait that's Dividing driver.
No, you instant block into inferno divider like a pro
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Credit to Sayaka For the set
Funny Things seen on the OBD
Spoiler:
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Originally Posted by rawrawraw
Oh my god. This guys English is absolutely horrific. I dare say it might be worse than Unknowns.
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It's your mattet,I'm not refusing,I ciuntered with my own,you lack something
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!?!?!?!?!
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Originally Posted by rawrawraw
His posts are so terrible but they're so funny at the same time that it's kinda pissing me off...
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Originally Posted by Darth
Sasuke moves at speeds that shames fighter jets.
I'm pretty sure he can throw a kunai at fairly ridiculous speeds as well.
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Originally Posted by skiboydoggy
Right, because Rakan's punches are that harcore.
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Originally Posted by Esomark
It seems Father has no business taking on DBZ characters, period.
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Originally Posted by Chocolate Donut
Rasenshuriken hits on a multi-cellular level, so I'm pretty sure it would hit Percy's weak spot. Also, Rasenshuriken has cut through a mountain range in the span of a second, so it doesn't matter what durability Percy has, he'll still get sliced to pieces. Plus, being a demigod seems to make people superhuman at best.
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Originally Posted by CrazyMoronX
The one around here is okay.
There used to be this really cute clerk there and then she disappeared. I wanted to bang her so bad. I would go in there just to talk to her (which, for me, means looking at her nervously never actually managing to talk to her at all).
But Gamestop in general is evil.
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Originally Posted by CrazyMoronX
Don't make fun of my plight.
Now this gamestop is a sausage party. There is this gay dude that works there that kinda looks like a girl though.
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Originally Posted by Golden Saga
He quakes galactus stomache , thus making him think that he is hungry , thus weakening him .
Than he quakes his stomache to such a level that it shakes the universe , and than he gains infinite energy .
After this , i think it's obvious who will win.
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Originally Posted by Admiral Shujin
Lol lapsus, do you mean Distrctive Capacity not Defense Devil, my lapsus sorry.
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Originally Posted by 10K
You guys make me laugh with you quips and sass. Its amusing really. Deathsaurus is Zoids only real threat. Considering the fact that majority one piece main fighters have strength and speed that rivals db characters during the saiyan arc.
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Originally Posted by zenieth
I mean it works in every situation.
Noel bitching? kick her in the face
rachel tossing lightning at you? kick gii and nago in the face tao hungry? you'd be surprised by the nutritional value of a boot in the mouth.
jin being jin? hahahaha no your foot was already in his face the moment the first letter of that question was typed.
car... foot to face, hail nirvana.
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Originally Posted by ShineMonkey
Kaiba has the money to be whatever he wants to be.
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Originally Posted by Deathbringerpt
The guy naming Square Enix games must be high all the time. Living the dream.
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Originally Posted by CrazyMoronX
They had this one girl there (sexy as hell) who knew me and never asked after the first time. She was the best clerk ever. Then she disappeared before I could get her number.
Later, as I was entering stalker phase, I found she had a boyfriend. I was so pissed. Good riddance.
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Originally Posted by Kazudriel
OMG, I completely forgot that Aang could control the elements. That's pretty stupid of me to forget, and a pretty bad mistake on my part, and I apologize. So yeah, Aang pretty much has this match in the bag.
Noel bitching? kick her in the face
rachel tossing lightning at you? kick gii and nago in the face tao hungry? you'd be surprised by the nutritional value of a boot in the mouth.
jin being jin? hahahaha no your foot was already in his face the moment the first letter of that question was typed.
car... foot to face, hail nirvana.
Its funny because she gets it all the time
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Credit to Sayaka For the set
Funny Things seen on the OBD
Spoiler:
Quote:
Originally Posted by rawrawraw
Oh my god. This guys English is absolutely horrific. I dare say it might be worse than Unknowns.
Quote:
It's your mattet,I'm not refusing,I ciuntered with my own,you lack something
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!?!?!?!?!
Quote:
Originally Posted by rawrawraw
His posts are so terrible but they're so funny at the same time that it's kinda pissing me off...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Darth
Sasuke moves at speeds that shames fighter jets.
I'm pretty sure he can throw a kunai at fairly ridiculous speeds as well.
Quote:
Originally Posted by skiboydoggy
Right, because Rakan's punches are that harcore.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Esomark
It seems Father has no business taking on DBZ characters, period.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chocolate Donut
Rasenshuriken hits on a multi-cellular level, so I'm pretty sure it would hit Percy's weak spot. Also, Rasenshuriken has cut through a mountain range in the span of a second, so it doesn't matter what durability Percy has, he'll still get sliced to pieces. Plus, being a demigod seems to make people superhuman at best.
Quote:
Originally Posted by CrazyMoronX
The one around here is okay.
There used to be this really cute clerk there and then she disappeared. I wanted to bang her so bad. I would go in there just to talk to her (which, for me, means looking at her nervously never actually managing to talk to her at all).
But Gamestop in general is evil.
Quote:
Originally Posted by CrazyMoronX
Don't make fun of my plight.
Now this gamestop is a sausage party. There is this gay dude that works there that kinda looks like a girl though.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Golden Saga
He quakes galactus stomache , thus making him think that he is hungry , thus weakening him .
Than he quakes his stomache to such a level that it shakes the universe , and than he gains infinite energy .
After this , i think it's obvious who will win.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Admiral Shujin
Lol lapsus, do you mean Distrctive Capacity not Defense Devil, my lapsus sorry.
Quote:
Originally Posted by 10K
You guys make me laugh with you quips and sass. Its amusing really. Deathsaurus is Zoids only real threat. Considering the fact that majority one piece main fighters have strength and speed that rivals db characters during the saiyan arc.
Quote:
Originally Posted by zenieth
I mean it works in every situation.
Noel bitching? kick her in the face
rachel tossing lightning at you? kick gii and nago in the face tao hungry? you'd be surprised by the nutritional value of a boot in the mouth.
jin being jin? hahahaha no your foot was already in his face the moment the first letter of that question was typed.
car... foot to face, hail nirvana.
Quote:
Originally Posted by ShineMonkey
Kaiba has the money to be whatever he wants to be.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Deathbringerpt
The guy naming Square Enix games must be high all the time. Living the dream.
Quote:
Originally Posted by CrazyMoronX
They had this one girl there (sexy as hell) who knew me and never asked after the first time. She was the best clerk ever. Then she disappeared before I could get her number.
Later, as I was entering stalker phase, I found she had a boyfriend. I was so pissed. Good riddance.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kazudriel
OMG, I completely forgot that Aang could control the elements. That's pretty stupid of me to forget, and a pretty bad mistake on my part, and I apologize. So yeah, Aang pretty much has this match in the bag.
Oh look, someone who makes Tom Green look respectable.
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And lo, it came to pass that Macho Man Randy Savage did prevent the impending rapture. Amen.
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Banhammer in a nutshell:
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Originally Posted by ChickenWhooper
When he thinks a person is being trampy, he's a woman hater, when he thinks we should fight gun crime, he's a tyrant, when he thinks we should fight gun crime with education he's a psychopath, when he think taxes should be progressive, he's a bum, when he thinks there should public health, he's a European tart, when he thinks gays should get married he's a pervert, when he thinks Vatican is good, he's a sheep. Seems to me Banhammer is whatever you want to call him at the time.
You know I have this weird love/hate thing going for this series. No doubt I considered it the greatest mixed-baggage ever produced. Either you love it, you hate it, or like me just have mixed feelings about.
Its funny because she gets it all the time
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