The Legend of Zelda FC

Evolet · 05-01-2010, 09:04 PM

The Legend of Zelda FC

*Searches "legend of zelda fc" gets nothing* WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS BULLSHIT? No LoZ fanclub? For shame.Well, not anymore.

LoZ in a nutshell: Play as an androgynous elfish boy, find out your secretly some awesome hero of destiny, find your sword of pwnage, buy your goddamn shield(

), vandalize your neighbors to look for some cash, have your friends\random helpless fodder\princess Zelda kidnapped, crawl through dungeons, beat some monsters, get some hax weapons, beat badass boss with hax, repeat. Then rape-stomp Ganon and get smashed in the ending credits~~sleep with everyone~~.

The "Rules!"
1.Standard Forum rules apply. Duh.
2. Try to keep on topic. I don't mind a little chatting, but this is a Zelda FC.

3. Be polite to new and old members. Or face Closet Time with Happy.

4. Be active, or face the same punishment as above.

5. Don't bring outside drama here.

6. Wind Waker>all.

~~Bitches~~Members list:

Spoiler:

Forsaken Fortress(AKA These mother fucker are banned from the FC).

Spoiler:

The Zelda FC hierarchy:
Triforce of power = Evolet

Triforce of wisdom = R O F L C O P T E R

Triforce of courage = BlinkyEC

Tingle's package = Didi

Lance Vance = Skull Kid

KayleighCakes = postman

Unoriginal = Deku Scrub

Sayuri=Midna

Noitora=Ganondorf

Stroev=Great Fairy Queen

Poison Smoke=King of Red Lions

Fc Banners: There are none! Your first quest as a member:make one!

♥New Member Survey♥

Spoiler:

“Hello, Hyrulians, look at Link, now back to me, now back at your Hero, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped wearing tights and ate solid rocks, he could be just as manly as me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on Death mountain with the Goron your Hero could be like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s the Goron Ruby. Look again, the ruby is now is my mouth. Anything is possible when your Hero is as manly as a Goron and not a pussy fairy boy. I’m on a Epona.”

Evolet · 05-02-2010, 07:32 PM

Treasure Chest

The Games Released So Far
The Legend of Zelda
Zelda II: The Adventure of Link
The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages
The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons
The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker
The Legend of Zelda: Four Swords Adventures
The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap
The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass
The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks
The Legend of Zelda: The Skyward Sword(RDTBA)

Helpful Sites
http://www.zeldadungeon.net/
www.zeldauniverse.net/
www.zelda.com/
http://wzmrradio.com/
http://fans-of-zelda.deviantart.com/

Parodies
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4elLuTGg3Yw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbUqEPUZ-ds
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/536659
http://effinfunny.com/legend-of-neil

Updates For Skyward Sword

Videos:

Spoiler:

Articles:http://www.zeldauniverse.net/zelda-n...skyward-sword/

Evolet · 05-04-2010, 09:14 PM

FC Shenanigans

No Spam, All Zelda Pimpage Week 07\09\2010

Quote:

I twirl round and round,

Yet it looks like I'm off the ground.

Spinning, spinning so quick,

All the girl fairies think I'm slick.

Left foot, left foot, right,

Who knew I made dancing look so tight?

Pounding, my feet hit the ground,

I think it's a wonderful sound!

You can only see me in a quick glance,

Oh, how I love to Tingle Dance!

Shake it to the left, Shake it to the right,

Come on baby; dance the Tingle Dance tonight!

The Motherfucking FC Triforce of Femstache

Spoiler:

What We Do When We're Not Here

Quote:

Rolf is probably in a coma .

Sayuri is to busy praying at her Blinky shrine .

Didi's tellin it like it is .

Kayleigh's gettin it on .

Unoriginal's wishin he played Zelda .

Lance is Rollin'

Evolet's lashin dat whip

Blinky's fapping to Tingle

Epic 20000th post by Ddi:http://forums.narutofan.com/showpost...ostcount=20000

Look here:

Spoiler:

05-01-2010, 09:04 PM	#1
Evolet Fabulous Missing-nin Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Fabulous Land Posts: 2,349 Blog Entries: 9	The Legend of Zelda FC: Unsheathe your master sword! The Legend of Zelda FC Searches "legend of zelda fc" gets nothing WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS BULLSHIT? No LoZ fanclub? For shame.Well, not anymore. LoZ in a nutshell: Play as an androgynous elfish boy, find out your secretly some awesome hero of destiny, find your sword of pwnage, buy your goddamn shield(), vandalize your neighbors to look for some cash, have your friends\random helpless fodder\princess Zelda kidnapped, crawl through dungeons, beat some monsters, get some hax weapons, beat badass boss with hax, repeat. Then rape-stomp Ganon and get smashed in the ending credits~~sleep with everyone~~. The "Rules!" 1.Standard Forum rules apply. Duh. 2. Try to keep on topic. I don't mind a little chatting, but this is a Zelda FC. 3. Be polite to new and old members. Or face Closet Time with Happy. 4. Be active, or face the same punishment as above. 5. Don't bring outside drama here. 6. Wind Waker>all. ~~Bitches~~Members list: Spoiler: Owner: Evolet Co-Owner: BlinkyEC Itachifan727[ Sedaiv Lance Vance Didi Akatou R o f l c o p t e r SP Tex Darth Godaime Hokage LadyVioNi Naruto Deiboom Ennoea Sayuri Bonten Medgehog Darth Nihilus Perpetual Fail Emma Bradley Wezzy DarkChiyuki bloodplzkthxlol Unoriginal Kazekage Gaara KayleighCakes hammer Noitora tiff-tiff86 NinjaBadger95 xxtsun starkiller88 ViolentlyHappy Écureuil fou Tiocfaidh ár lá Fujioka SCNR Suikako WwhiptailwW Stroev T-Pein™ AuburnFox ChaosSwordsman3 Ephemere Atsuro NiggahJim Kenneth White Knight Cherry Bloodrayne wun rayjin ajun Kain Highwind crystalblade13 Enigma Dark Jecht Mist Beauty Freya Lord Yu Katzuki Kalep Medgehog cool beans Gaawa-chan Poison Fang Shinobu Sensui Fin ichigeau nightmarebegins Nutcheese Yami Munesanzun Rekein Hollow'd Heart KingSlime xcodyxhan Aerik Lionblaze blackfire96 netorie PewPewSoulEater Gabies Charactarantula CrazyAries Sarah23 Juice Avalon PEET3R hyuga heiress eiraangel17 TrueZeos Forsaken Fortress(AKA These mother fucker are banned from the FC). Spoiler: BlakeSmoke-Trolling, being a d-bag. Hikawa-Being an attention whore, trolling, attracting unneeded attention. The Zelda FC hierarchy: Triforce of power = Evolet Triforce of wisdom = R O F L C O P T E R Triforce of courage = BlinkyEC Tingle's package = Didi Lance Vance = Skull Kid KayleighCakes = postman Unoriginal = Deku Scrub Sayuri=Midna Noitora=Ganondorf Stroev=Great Fairy Queen Poison Smoke=King of Red Lions Fc Banners: There are none! Your first quest as a member:make one! ♥New Member Survey♥ Spoiler: *Name your Favourites:* Game: Dungeon: Boss/Mini Bosss: Song: Weapon/item: Character: World/area: Enemy: Race: What was you're first Zelda game? At what age did you first play it? How many Zelda games have you played?What are they? What's the longest you're played? What consoles/handhelds do you own/have owned? If you could be any race in the Legend of Zelda, what would you be? If you could live anywhere in the Zelda world, where would you live? If you could be any boss/mini boss/enemy, what would you be? “Hello, Hyrulians, look at Link, now back to me, now back at your Hero, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped wearing tights and ate solid rocks, he could be just as manly as me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on Death mountain with the Goron your Hero could be like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s the Goron Ruby. Look again, the ruby is now is my mouth. Anything is possible when your Hero is as manly as a Goron and not a pussy fairy boy. I’m on a Epona.” __________________ ☆ *FCs: Spoiler: Owners of:* The SasoSaku FC The SasuTen FC The Hana Yori Dango/Boys Over Flowers FC The Legend of Zelda FC KakaTen FC FCs am a part of: http://www.narutoforums.com/blog.php?b=12004 Co-owner: ♥Pixel by Frut♥

05-02-2010, 07:32 PM	#2
Evolet Fabulous Missing-nin Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Fabulous Land Posts: 2,349 Blog Entries: 9	Stuff for you LoZ Whores: Treasure Chest The Games Released So Far The Legend of Zelda Zelda II: The Adventure of Link The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker The Legend of Zelda: Four Swords Adventures The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks The Legend of Zelda: The Skyward Sword(RDTBA) Helpful Sites http://www.zeldadungeon.net/ www.zeldauniverse.net/ www.zelda.com/ http://wzmrradio.com/ http://fans-of-zelda.deviantart.com/ Parodies http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4elLuTGg3Yw http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbUqEPUZ-ds http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/536659 http://effinfunny.com/legend-of-neil Updates For Skyward Sword Videos: Spoiler: Articles:http://www.zeldauniverse.net/zelda-n...skyward-sword/ __________________ ☆ *FCs: Spoiler: Owners of:* The SasoSaku FC The SasuTen FC The Hana Yori Dango/Boys Over Flowers FC The Legend of Zelda FC KakaTen FC FCs am a part of: http://www.narutoforums.com/blog.php?b=12004 Co-owner: ♥Pixel by Frut♥