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Old 09-20-2010, 09:29 PM   #447
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Databook 1 - Sennen Goroshi:
TAIJUTSU; Sennen Goroshi (Millennial Execution)
User: Hatake Kakashi
Offensive; Close range; Rank: E

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Four fingers standing up from tightly clasped hands, one uses a full-body jump to shove them between the opponent's buttocks! Not lethal, but highly distressing (tn: the actual word is illegible), and those hit by this technique will - ahem - taste agonizing pain for the thousand of years to come...!!

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-An shocking, unexpected four-finger thrust for a millenium of agony?! Sure!

Picture comment

-Naruto's leap is a testament to this terrible* technique!!
The original text uses punctuation to make it clear you're not supposed to take any of this seriously. This is kinda hard to convey in English, so I made a couple of minor additions instead.
*This is blatant sarcasm, so you're free to give whichever meaning you see fit to the word "terrible".
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The Balrog made no answer. The fire in it seemed to die, but the darkness grew. It stepped forward slowly onto the bridge, and suddenly it drew itself up to a great height, and its wings were spread from wall to wall; but still Gandalf could be seen, glimmering in the gloom; he seemed small, and altogether alone: grey and bent, like a wizened tree before the onset of a storm.

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