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Forum: Music Department 04-30-2013, 12:31 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 45
Posted By Apophis
Zaru? Darkside of Innocence - Pretty decent "indie" Metal from Portugal

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNFm_sDfay8

Not too shabby if I may say so myself. I really liked the song and the clip is not half bad, even though it runs for almost 10 minutes. What do you guys...
Forum: Language Classes 03-31-2013, 08:16 PM
Replies: 542
Views: 14,620
Posted By Apophis
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMET8u0htiQ O...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMET8u0htiQ

O gajo a dançar no meio do clip parte-me todo.
Forum: Konoha Lounge 03-31-2013, 03:22 PM
Replies: 829
Views: 109,572
Posted By Apophis
Haven't taken any pictures of myself lately, but...

Haven't taken any pictures of myself lately, but I have been making a shitload of videos.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMET8u0htiQ

I'm the dude with the big sword at 0:25.
Forum: Konoha Theatre 03-24-2013, 07:36 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 135
Posted By Apophis
Holy Crap.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oH2g1ZsUEeQ&list=UUATcQghCbr32AVcd4w4IVYw&index=1

The fuck did I just watch?
Forum: Konoha Plaza 08-25-2012, 11:52 AM
Replies: 118
Views: 2,606
Posted By Apophis
It's only wrong if she finds out. And if the...

It's only wrong if she finds out.

And if the chick you're cheating her with is a one eyed Mexican dwarf. In that case it's wrong. The good kind of wrong.
Forum: Konoha Plaza 06-30-2012, 11:29 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 662
Posted By Apophis
Fuck no. I stick an unsterilised needle in...

Fuck no.

I stick an unsterilised needle in my kidneys and drain the piss manually. Then, I bottle it and sell it to unprivileged Nigerian kids for wildly unreasonable prices.
Forum: Konoha Plaza 06-30-2012, 11:11 AM
Replies: 172
Views: 1,750
Posted By Apophis
Option E: Ignore the guy and keep masturbating...

Option E: Ignore the guy and keep masturbating furiously to amateur Ukrainian porn.
Forum: Konoha Plaza 06-19-2012, 07:30 AM
Replies: 41
Views: 699
Posted By Apophis
Nope. I wrote every single word of that "rant". ...

Nope. I wrote every single word of that "rant".

I'm planning on sending it for a creative writing contest, once I'm finished adding more obscenities and gory details.

I think I have a good...
Forum: Konoha Plaza 06-15-2012, 11:19 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 699
Posted By Apophis
Zaru? I Fucking Hate Mondays

Do you know how much blood comes gushing out if you stab a man in his left eye with a kitchen knife? Let me answer that for you; no, you fucking don’t. And I didn’t either; otherwise I sure as shit...
Forum: Konoha Plaza 05-14-2012, 08:49 AM
Replies: 40
Views: 625
Posted By Apophis
I call it a mind-blowing waste of time.

I call it a mind-blowing waste of time.
Forum: Konoha Plaza 05-14-2012, 08:45 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 536
Posted By Apophis
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xYYbHD-a4yE/TMOntFNayfI/...

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xYYbHD-a4yE/TMOntFNayfI/AAAAAAAACrQ/npWSvrhqjxk/s1600/Fridge+o+beer.jpg
Forum: Konoha Plaza 05-14-2012, 08:00 AM
Replies: 74
Views: 906
Posted By Apophis
Sex and hygiene are both far more important than...

Sex and hygiene are both far more important than those two.
Forum: Konoha Plaza 05-14-2012, 07:56 AM
Replies: 89
Views: 1,198
Posted By Apophis
When I'm in bed with six Victoria's Secret models...

When I'm in bed with six Victoria's Secret models and the ugliest one says "save it for me!"

That shit really grinds my gears.
Forum: Konoha Plaza 04-12-2012, 07:00 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 274
Posted By Apophis
I don't know how to read. I'm one of those...

I don't know how to read.

I'm one of those kids who slipped through the cracks of the educational system.
Forum: Konoha Plaza 04-11-2012, 09:37 AM
Replies: 42
Views: 654
Posted By Apophis
I would head out to the nearest super glue...

I would head out to the nearest super glue factory and get myself industrial amounts of super glue to glue all the zombies together.

And then I would eat a truck load of hickory smoked horse...
Forum: Konoha Plaza 04-11-2012, 09:07 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 410
Posted By Apophis
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HHLNQ3BZEA&ob=av3e...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HHLNQ3BZEA&ob=av3e
Forum: Konoha Library 04-08-2012, 08:26 AM
Replies: 63
Views: 2,097
Posted By Apophis
As were 90% of the ninjas revived by Kabuto.

As were 90% of the ninjas revived by Kabuto.
Forum: Konoha Library 04-08-2012, 08:24 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 231
Posted By Apophis
They should have had real ninjas too. And...

They should have had real ninjas too.

And decent fights.
Forum: Konoha Library 04-08-2012, 08:21 AM
Replies: 78
Views: 2,916
Posted By Apophis
Gai surpassed the Sannin the moment he was born.

Gai surpassed the Sannin the moment he was born.
Forum: Konoha Plaza 04-08-2012, 08:17 AM
Replies: 67
Views: 1,272
Posted By Apophis
Girls are all a bunch of sexist pigs who only see...

Girls are all a bunch of sexist pigs who only see me as a piece of meat.

It's disgusting.

And I love it.
Forum: Konoha Landfill 04-08-2012, 08:14 AM
Replies: 69
Views: 975
Posted By Apophis
http://imageftw.com/uploads/20120408/pimpmobile.JP...

http://imageftw.com/uploads/20120408/pimpmobile.JPG
Forum: Konoha Plaza 04-08-2012, 08:09 AM
Replies: 49
Views: 738
Posted By Apophis
I tear down my living room's curtains and wear...

I tear down my living room's curtains and wear them as a cape.

NANANANANANANANA BATMAAAAAN!
Forum: Konoha Plaza 04-04-2012, 07:39 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 512
Posted By Apophis
I'm pretty selective about who I give my phone...

I'm pretty selective about who I give my phone number to.

As a matter of fact, I only give it to co-workers, family members, close friends, sex-starved cocaine addicts, raving lunatics, homeless...
Forum: Konoha Plaza 04-04-2012, 07:33 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 173
Posted By Apophis
No, I haven't reached my middle age yet.

No, I haven't reached my middle age yet.
Forum: Konoha Lounge 04-04-2012, 07:31 PM
Replies: 269
Views: 3,600
Posted By Apophis
Donuts. Best lunch ever,

Donuts.

Best lunch ever,
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