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Forum: Konoha Plaza 03-17-2015, 08:03 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 1,057
Posted By Apophis
I'm as calm as a crack addict with a shiv who...

I'm as calm as a crack addict with a shiv who hasn't had his fix in two weeks.
Forum: Konoha Plaza 03-17-2015, 07:54 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 353
Posted By Apophis
When they need to take a shower.

When they need to take a shower.
Forum: Konoha Plaza 11-27-2014, 10:02 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 736
Posted By Apophis
Back in my metalhead days, I used to rock this...

Back in my metalhead days, I used to rock this really long-ass lion's mane of brown hair that was pure catnip for desperate chubby goth chicks.

This one time, a couple of old ladies mistook me for...
Forum: Konoha Plaza 11-27-2014, 09:50 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 535
Posted By Apophis
All about THAT ASS. :LOS

All about THAT ASS.

:LOS
Forum: Konoha Plaza 11-13-2014, 11:19 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 1,120
Posted By Apophis
I never knew my mother and my father died...

I never knew my mother and my father died defending our village from an evil fox demon.

My only family are my two teammates and our squad leader.

We mostly go out on missions and stuff.
Forum: Konoha Plaza 11-05-2014, 01:18 PM
Replies: 313
Views: 10,773
Posted By Apophis
I have recently discovered that I have feelings...

I have recently discovered that I have feelings for my best friend.

Thing is, she doesn't seem to respond to my advances.

Also, she's a chair.

And by feelings I mean I love the way my ass...
Forum: Konoha Plaza 11-05-2014, 10:57 AM
Replies: 97
Views: 1,882
Posted By Apophis
Quoting a quality post.

Quoting a quality post.
Forum: Konoha Plaza 11-05-2014, 10:49 AM
Replies: 51
Views: 657
Posted By Apophis
I haven't taken down my Christmas tree for five...

I haven't taken down my Christmas tree for five years.

Nor have I cleaned any of the Eggnog stains on my couch.

It's always Christmas time at my house.
Forum: Konoha Plaza 11-04-2014, 06:21 PM
Replies: 97
Views: 1,882
Posted By Apophis
Saying "God bless you" and "Have a nice evening"...

Saying "God bless you" and "Have a nice evening" isn't harassment.

That being said,

bitch got some real nice titties.

Damn.
Forum: Konoha Plaza 11-04-2014, 09:59 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 708
Posted By Apophis
Yeah. BoJack Horseman. ...

Yeah.

BoJack Horseman.

http://pmcvariety.files.wordpress.com/2014/08/bojack-horseman-tv-review.jpg?w=670&h=377&crop=1

Specifically, the posterior part.
Forum: Konoha Plaza 11-03-2014, 04:09 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 851
Posted By Apophis
Nope. I'm a white man. It's pretty...

Nope.

I'm a white man.

It's pretty awesome.

6CmzT4OV-w0
Forum: Konoha Plaza 11-02-2014, 09:51 AM
Replies: 129
Views: 2,443
Posted By Apophis
No worries, brah. Judging by what you told...

No worries, brah.

Judging by what you told us so far, she already friend zoned to shit out of him.

That's a hole not many can get out of.

And speaking of holes, just to be safe, you should...
Forum: Konoha Plaza 11-02-2014, 09:34 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 758
Posted By Apophis
Fuck hair. I like my women like I like my...

Fuck hair.

I like my women like I like my bowling balls.

Shiny and smooth.

Wait, what?
Forum: Konoha Plaza 11-02-2014, 08:14 AM
Replies: 111
Views: 2,418
Posted By Apophis
HA! He said butt. On a thread about gay...

HA! He said butt.

On a thread about gay stuff.

Zing.
Forum: Konoha Plaza 11-02-2014, 08:06 AM
Replies: 51
Views: 851
Posted By Apophis
Only when hitting them in the face with a really...

Only when hitting them in the face with a really big rock doesn't work.
Forum: Konoha Plaza 10-24-2014, 11:32 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 366
Posted By Apophis
https://farm8.staticflickr.com/7258/8163454957_7c8...

https://farm8.staticflickr.com/7258/8163454957_7c8d3bd4dd.jpg
Forum: Konoha Plaza 10-24-2014, 03:33 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 506
Posted By Apophis
It starts and it will probably end with the...

It starts and it will probably end with the never-ending quest to find the perfect tits.
Forum: Rules and Frequently Asked Questions 10-23-2014, 08:48 PM
Replies: 1,002
Views: 59,653
Posted By Apophis
Third name change Requested name:...

Third name change

Requested name: PantsAreOverrated

Current name: Apophis

Previous name: Blackpretzel
Forum: Konoha Plaza 10-23-2014, 08:36 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 349
Posted By Apophis
Three more seasons of Breaking Bad. With a...

Three more seasons of Breaking Bad.

With a True Detective crossover.

http://cdn.wegotthiscovered.com/wp-content/uploads/lincoln-lawyer-matt-mcconaughey-bryan-cranston-photo.jpg
Forum: Konoha Plaza 10-23-2014, 08:26 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 449
Posted By Apophis
CAN A PATHOGEN DO THIS? ...

CAN A PATHOGEN DO THIS?

http://www.thefashionhive.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/emma-watson-sexy-pictures.png

I THINK NOT.
Forum: Konoha Library 10-23-2014, 10:59 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 891
Posted By Apophis
http://i436.photobucket.com/albums/qq88/NoctisLuci...

http://i436.photobucket.com/albums/qq88/NoctisLucisCaelum/1277985142518.jpg
Forum: Konoha Plaza 10-23-2014, 10:44 AM
Replies: 69
Views: 1,113
Posted By Apophis
In those highly reflective and philosophical...

In those highly reflective and philosophical moments when I'm taking a huge dump in my toilet.
Forum: Konoha Library 10-23-2014, 08:49 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 917
Posted By Apophis
No you wouldn't. Sucking dick is horrible. ...

No you wouldn't.

Sucking dick is horrible.

Ask Sasha Grey.
Forum: Konoha Plaza 10-23-2014, 08:47 AM
Replies: 79
Views: 2,377
Posted By Apophis
Yes. I bring her head with me everywhere I...

Yes.

I bring her head with me everywhere I go.

We're very close.
Forum: Konoha Library 10-22-2014, 10:00 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 917
Posted By Apophis
Kate Upton never accepted my facebook friend...

Kate Upton never accepted my facebook friend request :(
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