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Forum: Request and Giveaway section 02-21-2014, 09:44 AM
Replies: 1,328
Views: 48,794
Posted By Apophis
Don't mind if do.

Don't mind if do.
Forum: 11-18-2013, 01:23 PM
Replies: 249
Views: 7,504
Posted By Apophis
Sexy Safari Mawiles! Get 'em while they're hot! ...

Sexy Safari Mawiles! Get 'em while they're hot!

5257-9606-8899
Forum: Konoha Plaza 07-14-2013, 07:24 AM
Replies: 72
Views: 1,394
Posted By Apophis
I take off my clothes, pour 15 year old whisky on...

I take off my clothes, pour 15 year old whisky on my naked body and proceed to express my enthusiasm through the medium of South African interpretative dance.
Forum: Request and Giveaway section 07-14-2013, 07:09 AM
Replies: 2,002
Views: 94,609
Posted By Apophis
Definitely taking this one. Good job man!

Definitely taking this one.

Good job man!
Forum: Konoha Plaza 07-04-2013, 06:45 PM
Replies: 71
Views: 1,096
Posted By Apophis
No. I believe we create our own purpose in...

No.

I believe we create our own purpose in life.

Or die trying.

Like that rapper fellow.

Who claims to not give a fuck about anyone's birthday.
Forum: Konoha Plaza 07-04-2013, 09:51 AM
Replies: 75
Views: 1,643
Posted By Apophis
It all depends on the premarital sex factor.

It all depends on the premarital sex factor.
Forum: Konoha Plaza 07-04-2013, 09:19 AM
Replies: 41
Views: 728
Posted By Apophis
I am contemptuous of any form of authority. ...

I am contemptuous of any form of authority.

That's why I'm irresistible to women.

That and my wallet.

I have a really fancy wallet.
Forum: Music Department 04-30-2013, 12:31 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 153
Posted By Apophis
Zaru? Darkside of Innocence - Pretty decent "indie" Metal from Portugal

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNFm_sDfay8

Not too shabby if I may say so myself. I really liked the song and the clip is not half bad, even though it runs for almost 10 minutes. What do you guys...
Forum: Foreign Languages 03-31-2013, 08:16 PM
Replies: 827
Views: 28,105
Posted By Apophis
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMET8u0htiQ O...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMET8u0htiQ

O gajo a dançar no meio do clip parte-me todo.
Forum: Konoha Resort 03-31-2013, 03:22 PM
Replies: 1,139
Views: 167,552
Posted By Apophis
Haven't taken any pictures of myself lately, but...

Haven't taken any pictures of myself lately, but I have been making a shitload of videos.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMET8u0htiQ

I'm the dude with the big sword at 0:25.
Forum: Konoha Theatre 03-24-2013, 07:36 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 210
Posted By Apophis
Holy Crap.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oH2g1ZsUEeQ&list=UUATcQghCbr32AVcd4w4IVYw&index=1

The fuck did I just watch?
Forum: Konoha Plaza 08-25-2012, 11:52 AM
Replies: 117
Views: 3,274
Posted By Apophis
It's only wrong if she finds out. And if the...

It's only wrong if she finds out.

And if the chick you're cheating her with is a one eyed Mexican dwarf. In that case it's wrong. The good kind of wrong.
Forum: Konoha Plaza 06-30-2012, 11:29 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 926
Posted By Apophis
Fuck no. I stick an unsterilised needle in...

Fuck no.

I stick an unsterilised needle in my kidneys and drain the piss manually. Then, I bottle it and sell it to unprivileged Nigerian kids for wildly unreasonable prices.
Forum: Konoha Plaza 06-30-2012, 11:11 AM
Replies: 172
Views: 2,340
Posted By Apophis
Option E: Ignore the guy and keep masturbating...

Option E: Ignore the guy and keep masturbating furiously to amateur Ukrainian porn.
Forum: Konoha Plaza 06-19-2012, 07:30 AM
Replies: 41
Views: 918
Posted By Apophis
Nope. I wrote every single word of that "rant". ...

Nope. I wrote every single word of that "rant".

I'm planning on sending it for a creative writing contest, once I'm finished adding more obscenities and gory details.

I think I have a good...
Forum: Konoha Plaza 06-15-2012, 11:19 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 918
Posted By Apophis
Zaru? I Fucking Hate Mondays

Do you know how much blood comes gushing out if you stab a man in his left eye with a kitchen knife? Let me answer that for you; no, you fucking don’t. And I didn’t either; otherwise I sure as shit...
Forum: Konoha Plaza 05-14-2012, 08:49 AM
Replies: 40
Views: 882
Posted By Apophis
I call it a mind-blowing waste of time.

I call it a mind-blowing waste of time.
Forum: Konoha Plaza 05-14-2012, 08:45 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 856
Posted By Apophis
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xYYbHD-a4yE/TMOntFNayfI/...

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xYYbHD-a4yE/TMOntFNayfI/AAAAAAAACrQ/npWSvrhqjxk/s1600/Fridge+o+beer.jpg
Forum: Konoha Plaza 05-14-2012, 08:00 AM
Replies: 74
Views: 1,277
Posted By Apophis
Sex and hygiene are both far more important than...

Sex and hygiene are both far more important than those two.
Forum: Konoha Plaza 05-14-2012, 07:56 AM
Replies: 89
Views: 1,757
Posted By Apophis
When I'm in bed with six Victoria's Secret models...

When I'm in bed with six Victoria's Secret models and the ugliest one says "save it for me!"

That shit really grinds my gears.
Forum: Konoha Plaza 04-12-2012, 07:00 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 350
Posted By Apophis
I don't know how to read. I'm one of those...

I don't know how to read.

I'm one of those kids who slipped through the cracks of the educational system.
Forum: Konoha Plaza 04-11-2012, 09:37 AM
Replies: 42
Views: 822
Posted By Apophis
I would head out to the nearest super glue...

I would head out to the nearest super glue factory and get myself industrial amounts of super glue to glue all the zombies together.

And then I would eat a truck load of hickory smoked horse...
Forum: Konoha Plaza 04-11-2012, 09:07 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 514
Posted By Apophis
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HHLNQ3BZEA&ob=av3e...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HHLNQ3BZEA&ob=av3e
Forum: Konoha Library 04-08-2012, 08:26 AM
Replies: 63
Views: 2,480
Posted By Apophis
As were 90% of the ninjas revived by Kabuto.

As were 90% of the ninjas revived by Kabuto.
Forum: Konoha Library 04-08-2012, 08:24 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 296
Posted By Apophis
They should have had real ninjas too. And...

They should have had real ninjas too.

And decent fights.
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