Naruto Forums - Search Results
  • Free Naruto Games
  • Naruto Wallpaper
  • Want a Good Laugh Check out These Funny Pics
Welcome to the Naruto Forums. If this is your first visit, be sure to check out the FAQ by clicking the link above. You may have to register before you can post: click the register link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below.

Notices

Go Back   Naruto Forums > Search Forums
Showing results 1 to 25 of 500
Search took 6.21 seconds.
Search: Keyword(s): ; Posts Made By: Apophis
Forum: Konoha Plaza Yesterday, 03:19 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 107
Posted By Apophis
I once failed on my Genin exam because I couldn't...

I once failed on my Genin exam because I couldn't perform a basic clone technique.
Forum: Konoha Plaza Yesterday, 07:43 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 227
Posted By Apophis
Sounds like he has a pretty good head on his...

Sounds like he has a pretty good head on his shoulders.



http://images.rapgenius.com/a0fw7gppl3vf89k4ncfuoj34d.552x464x1.jpg
Forum: Foreign Languages 10-20-2014, 01:59 PM
Replies: 160
Views: 4,104
Posted By Apophis
Foda-se, ainda me estou a rir.

Foda-se, ainda me estou a rir.
Forum: Konoha Plaza 10-20-2014, 01:54 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 474
Posted By Apophis
I once watched 5 minutes of Gossip Girl. ...

I once watched 5 minutes of Gossip Girl.

Does that count?
Forum: Area 11 10-20-2014, 01:26 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 344
Posted By Apophis
I don't even find regular humans cute. I'm...

I don't even find regular humans cute.

I'm more into furniture.

Now sofas, those are some sexy motherfuckers.
Forum: Konoha Plaza 10-20-2014, 01:13 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 479
Posted By Apophis
I'm not a woman. But I would totally do that.

I'm not a woman.

But I would totally do that.
Forum: Konoha Plaza 10-20-2014, 11:37 AM
Replies: 42
Views: 496
Posted By Apophis
http://images6.fanpop.com/image/answers/3002000/30...

http://images6.fanpop.com/image/answers/3002000/3002443_1347486845901.29res_500_281.jpg

http://img1.ak.crunchyroll.com/i/spire2/c946e1c8b4e06520888b0adfc179ba651303250975_full.jpg
...
Forum: Request and Giveaway section 10-20-2014, 11:00 AM
Replies: 1,303
Views: 23,445
Posted By Apophis
I'll dedicate a really bad pun to whoever resizes...

I'll dedicate a really bad pun to whoever resizes this sexy motherfucker to 150x200

http://i.imgur.com/Ecn4NNB.gif
Forum: Konoha Plaza 10-20-2014, 10:23 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 310
Posted By Apophis
http://lidafilmmaker.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/m...

http://lidafilmmaker.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/movie-screencaps-tyler-durden-26311831-1024-576.jpg
Forum: Konoha Plaza 10-19-2014, 04:30 PM
Replies: 59
Views: 721
Posted By Apophis
I once had a two hour conversation with a cactus....

I once had a two hour conversation with a cactus.

I also do drugs.
Forum: Konoha Plaza 10-19-2014, 02:27 PM
Replies: 216
Views: 2,693
Posted By Apophis
It's fairly simple, actually. All you need...

It's fairly simple, actually.

All you need is a basement.

And chloroform.

Lots of chloroform.
Forum: Konoha Plaza 10-08-2014, 01:56 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 1,283
Posted By Apophis
Face. Tits. Legs. Cooking skills. How...

Face.
Tits.
Legs.
Cooking skills.
How good she looks pouring me a scotch in a cocktail dress.
Forum: Request and Giveaway section 10-08-2014, 01:24 PM
Replies: 717
Views: 26,462
Posted By Apophis
That's some damn good stuff my man. I'll be...

That's some damn good stuff my man. I'll be taking this one and resizining it myself. Thank you very much indeed.
Forum: Request and Giveaway section 02-21-2014, 09:44 AM
Replies: 2,003
Views: 78,986
Posted By Apophis
Don't mind if do.

Don't mind if do.
Forum: 11-18-2013, 01:23 PM
Replies: 266
Views: 9,092
Posted By Apophis
Sexy Safari Mawiles! Get 'em while they're hot! ...

Sexy Safari Mawiles! Get 'em while they're hot!

5257-9606-8899
Forum: Konoha Plaza 07-14-2013, 07:24 AM
Replies: 72
Views: 1,553
Posted By Apophis
I take off my clothes, pour 15 year old whisky on...

I take off my clothes, pour 15 year old whisky on my naked body and proceed to express my enthusiasm through the medium of South African interpretative dance.
Forum: Request and Giveaway section 07-14-2013, 07:09 AM
Replies: 2,002
Views: 101,625
Posted By Apophis
Definitely taking this one. Good job man!

Definitely taking this one.

Good job man!
Forum: Konoha Plaza 07-04-2013, 06:45 PM
Replies: 71
Views: 1,227
Posted By Apophis
No. I believe we create our own purpose in...

No.

I believe we create our own purpose in life.

Or die trying.

Like that rapper fellow.

Who claims to not give a fuck about anyone's birthday.
Forum: Konoha Plaza 07-04-2013, 09:51 AM
Replies: 75
Views: 1,767
Posted By Apophis
It all depends on the premarital sex factor.

It all depends on the premarital sex factor.
Forum: Konoha Plaza 07-04-2013, 09:19 AM
Replies: 41
Views: 793
Posted By Apophis
I am contemptuous of any form of authority. ...

I am contemptuous of any form of authority.

That's why I'm irresistible to women.

That and my wallet.

I have a really fancy wallet.
Forum: Music Department 04-30-2013, 12:31 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 180
Posted By Apophis
Zaru? Darkside of Innocence - Pretty decent "indie" Metal from Portugal

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNFm_sDfay8

Not too shabby if I may say so myself. I really liked the song and the clip is not half bad, even though it runs for almost 10 minutes. What do you guys...
Forum: Foreign Languages 03-31-2013, 08:16 PM
Replies: 853
Views: 32,296
Posted By Apophis
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMET8u0htiQ O...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMET8u0htiQ

O gajo a dançar no meio do clip parte-me todo.
Forum: Area 11 03-31-2013, 03:22 PM
Replies: 1,280
Views: 192,106
Posted By Apophis
Haven't taken any pictures of myself lately, but...

Haven't taken any pictures of myself lately, but I have been making a shitload of videos.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMET8u0htiQ

I'm the dude with the big sword at 0:25.
Forum: Konoha Theatre 03-24-2013, 07:36 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 238
Posted By Apophis
Holy Crap.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oH2g1ZsUEeQ&list=UUATcQghCbr32AVcd4w4IVYw&index=1

The fuck did I just watch?
Forum: Konoha Plaza 08-25-2012, 11:52 AM
Replies: 117
Views: 3,439
Posted By Apophis
It's only wrong if she finds out. And if the...

It's only wrong if she finds out.

And if the chick you're cheating her with is a one eyed Mexican dwarf. In that case it's wrong. The good kind of wrong.
Showing results 1 to 25 of 500

 
Forum Jump
Quick Style Chooser


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 11:26 AM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.2
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.    

Design(s) Provided By: Neado Designs

Lifetricks.com Bestlifehacks.org Ben10-games.org
Spiderman-games.com Buyanewcase.com Addicting Games