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Forum: Konoha Plaza 11-14-2014, 12:19 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 418
Posted By Apophis
I never knew my mother and my father died...

I never knew my mother and my father died defending our village from an evil fox demon.

My only family are my two teammates and our squad leader.

We mostly go out on missions and stuff.
Forum: Konoha Plaza 11-05-2014, 02:18 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 683
Posted By Apophis
I have recently discovered that I have feelings...

I have recently discovered that I have feelings for my best friend.

Thing is, she doesn't seem to respond to my advances.

Also, she's a chair.

And by feelings I mean I love the way my ass...
Forum: Konoha Plaza 11-05-2014, 11:57 AM
Replies: 97
Views: 1,536
Posted By Apophis
Quoting a quality post.

Quoting a quality post.
Forum: Konoha Plaza 11-05-2014, 11:49 AM
Replies: 51
Views: 443
Posted By Apophis
I haven't taken down my Christmas tree for five...

I haven't taken down my Christmas tree for five years.

Nor have I cleaned any of the Eggnog stains on my couch.

It's always Christmas time at my house.
Forum: Konoha Plaza 11-04-2014, 07:21 PM
Replies: 97
Views: 1,536
Posted By Apophis
Saying "God bless you" and "Have a nice evening"...

Saying "God bless you" and "Have a nice evening" isn't harassment.

That being said,

bitch got some real nice titties.

Damn.
Forum: Konoha Plaza 11-04-2014, 10:59 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 173
Posted By Apophis
Yeah. BoJack Horseman. ...

Yeah.

BoJack Horseman.

http://pmcvariety.files.wordpress.com/2014/08/bojack-horseman-tv-review.jpg?w=670&h=377&crop=1

Specifically, the posterior part.
Forum: Konoha Plaza 11-03-2014, 05:09 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 617
Posted By Apophis
Nope. I'm a white man. It's pretty...

Nope.

I'm a white man.

It's pretty awesome.

6CmzT4OV-w0
Forum: Konoha Plaza 11-02-2014, 10:51 AM
Replies: 115
Views: 1,645
Posted By Apophis
No worries, brah. Judging by what you told...

No worries, brah.

Judging by what you told us so far, she already friend zoned to shit out of him.

That's a hole not many can get out of.

And speaking of holes, just to be safe, you should...
Forum: Konoha Plaza 11-02-2014, 10:34 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 550
Posted By Apophis
Fuck hair. I like my women like I like my...

Fuck hair.

I like my women like I like my bowling balls.

Shiny and smooth.

Wait, what?
Forum: Konoha Plaza 11-02-2014, 09:14 AM
Replies: 111
Views: 1,581
Posted By Apophis
HA! He said butt. On a thread about gay...

HA! He said butt.

On a thread about gay stuff.

Zing.
Forum: Konoha Plaza 11-02-2014, 09:06 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 564
Posted By Apophis
Only when hitting them in the face with a really...

Only when hitting them in the face with a really big rock doesn't work.
Forum: Konoha Plaza 10-25-2014, 12:32 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 249
Posted By Apophis
https://farm8.staticflickr.com/7258/8163454957_7c8...

https://farm8.staticflickr.com/7258/8163454957_7c8d3bd4dd.jpg
Forum: Konoha Plaza 10-24-2014, 04:33 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 371
Posted By Apophis
It starts and it will probably end with the...

It starts and it will probably end with the never-ending quest to find the perfect tits.
Forum: Rules and Frequently Asked Questions 10-23-2014, 09:48 PM
Replies: 460
Views: 31,260
Posted By Apophis
Third name change Requested name:...

Third name change

Requested name: PantsAreOverrated

Current name: Apophis

Previous name: Blackpretzel
Forum: Konoha Plaza 10-23-2014, 09:36 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 227
Posted By Apophis
Three more seasons of Breaking Bad. With a...

Three more seasons of Breaking Bad.

With a True Detective crossover.

http://cdn.wegotthiscovered.com/wp-content/uploads/lincoln-lawyer-matt-mcconaughey-bryan-cranston-photo.jpg
Forum: Konoha Plaza 10-23-2014, 09:26 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 280
Posted By Apophis
CAN A PATHOGEN DO THIS? ...

CAN A PATHOGEN DO THIS?

http://www.thefashionhive.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/emma-watson-sexy-pictures.png

I THINK NOT.
Forum: Konoha Library 10-23-2014, 11:59 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 703
Posted By Apophis
http://i436.photobucket.com/albums/qq88/NoctisLuci...

http://i436.photobucket.com/albums/qq88/NoctisLucisCaelum/1277985142518.jpg
Forum: Konoha Plaza 10-23-2014, 11:44 AM
Replies: 69
Views: 882
Posted By Apophis
In those highly reflective and philosophical...

In those highly reflective and philosophical moments when I'm taking a huge dump in my toilet.
Forum: Konoha Library 10-23-2014, 09:49 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 793
Posted By Apophis
No you wouldn't. Sucking dick is horrible. ...

No you wouldn't.

Sucking dick is horrible.

Ask Sasha Grey.
Forum: Konoha Plaza 10-23-2014, 09:47 AM
Replies: 79
Views: 2,101
Posted By Apophis
Yes. I bring her head with me everywhere I...

Yes.

I bring her head with me everywhere I go.

We're very close.
Forum: Konoha Library 10-22-2014, 11:00 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 793
Posted By Apophis
Kate Upton never accepted my facebook friend...

Kate Upton never accepted my facebook friend request :(
Forum: Konoha Library 10-22-2014, 10:55 PM
Replies: 80
Views: 3,709
Posted By Apophis
http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs26/f/2008/041/b/9/Cra...

http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs26/f/2008/041/b/9/Crazy_Itachi_Insurance_by_Shockweed831.jpg
Forum: Konoha Plaza 10-22-2014, 10:31 PM
Replies: 147
Views: 2,965
Posted By Apophis
I once shot a goldfish in Reno just to watch him...

I once shot a goldfish in Reno just to watch him die.
Forum: Area 11 10-22-2014, 07:17 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 221
Posted By Apophis
Electric Death Chicken. Or Pants Are...

Electric Death Chicken.

Or Pants Are Overrated.

God, I wish I still had a username change left :(
Forum: Area 11 10-22-2014, 07:07 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 219
Posted By Apophis
Oh no, this shit's for real. I love donuts.

Oh no, this shit's for real.

I love donuts.
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