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VAK
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    1. Alejandro
      Alejandro
      I think we should make an agreement about how you'll be punished by me if you get banned again, mister.
    2. Roman
      Roman
      Bro pls, why you keep getting banned?
    3. giantbiceps
      giantbiceps
      ahahhahahahhahahahhahhahah
      1. TensaXZangetsu
        TensaXZangetsu
        ahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahaha
        Feb 21, 2017
      2. Alejandro
        Alejandro
        Which tiny dick dweeb did he butthurt this time?
        Feb 22, 2017
    4. Aphrodite
      Aphrodite
      Question do i need a antivirus program on my iphone?
      1. View previous comments...
      2. Aphrodite
        Feb 13, 2017
      3. Pandamonium
        Pandamonium
        @VAK sasuga :caticon
        Feb 13, 2017
      4. Leeroy Jenkins
        Leeroy Jenkins
        TIL: Steph does not talk to you if you download porn.
        Feb 13, 2017
    5. VAK
      VAK
      No
      1. Pandamonium likes this.
    6. Roman
      Roman
      Stop being such a dick to your sister. All you wanna do is kill and kill again like some edge. Get your shit together (memory) and kill Shepard tbh
      1. VAK likes this.
    7. Brolypotence
      Brolypotence
      Toei is lucky that Hindus don't show up shooting up their doorsteps LOL
      1. VAK likes this.
      2. VAK
        VAK
        Feb 7, 2017
      3. Brolypotence
        Brolypotence
        Those nerds in the section would still try to underwhelm the situation calling it just a kids anime and yet ironically they are the ones always watching and bitching about it.

        I mean its about someones religion and belifs they hold dear passed on to them by their parents, calling it just a bipedal elephant issue won't put an end to it.
        Feb 7, 2017
    8. dynasaur
      dynasaur
      Were you banned from cb? I haven't seen your posts in a while
      1. VAK
        VAK
        Cos people got offended for me calling Lucanial a pussy for hurling abuse at Flower and Aiyanah, tbh I found it funny since I called him a cunt too and that didn't get me banned.
        Feb 7, 2017
      2. Alejandro
        Alejandro
        So basically, you got banned for telling the truth.
        Feb 7, 2017
    9. dynasaur
      dynasaur
      Don't mind me I am here to annoy you lol
      1. Pandamonium likes this.
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      3. VAK
        VAK
        And the radio, heard about it from there lmao.
        Feb 3, 2017
      4. dynasaur
        dynasaur
        How are you im finished work
        Feb 3, 2017
      5. VAK
        VAK
        Right now? Hungry so I'm gonna make some food.
        Feb 4, 2017
    10. SuperSaiyaMan12
      SuperSaiyaMan12
      ...seriously what the hell is your problem?
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      2. VAK
        VAK
        I Don't but as long as the left is all about labels and hurling abuse I will.
        Jan 31, 2017
      3. SuperSaiyaMan12
        SuperSaiyaMan12
        The guy wants to support this anti-Muslim ban no matter how unconstitutional and has Nazi ties. God damn VAK, what's next, trying to hop into a time machine to defend Nazi Germany's policies on a public stage for you?
        Jan 31, 2017
      4. VAK
        VAK
        Which is likely to be overturned by the courts and will be humiliating for him and all those that supported it since it'll be proven unconstitutional so why waste the effort?
        Jan 31, 2017
    11. Rey
      Rey
      bring an actual argument next time....or you could do everyone whose ever met you a favor and kill yourself.
      1. VAK likes this.
    12. God
      God
      That gif in your signature is fuckawesome, what movie izzat?
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      2. God
        God
        Thanks
        Jan 19, 2017
      3. VAK
        VAK
        Your holiness how have you not see john wick?
        Jan 19, 2017
      4. God
        God
        I work in mysterious ways.
        Jan 19, 2017
    13. VAK
      VAK
      It's time
      1. Roman likes this.
    14. Roman
      Roman
      your avatar is hateful
      1. VAK and ЯƎWO⅃ᖷ like this.
    15. ЯƎWO⅃ᖷ
      ЯƎWO⅃ᖷ
      your avatar is hateful
      1. VAK likes this.
      2. Vino
        Vino
        HATEFUL
        Jan 17, 2017
      3. VAK
        VAK
        https://forums.hero-academia.com/account/avatar
        Jan 17, 2017
    16. Roman
      Roman
      What do you think o fthis?

      https://www.reddit.com/r/justneckbeardthings/comments/5npcmt/why_do_many_nerds_go_onto_their_30s_continuing/
      1. VAK likes this.
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      3. Roman
        Roman
        I know, I'm just memeing xD
        Jan 13, 2017
      4. VAK
        VAK
        Motherfuxker I was like wow he's actually serious then after posting I remembered your MO
        Jan 13, 2017
      5. Roman
        Roman
        xD
        Jan 13, 2017
    17. Bender
      Bender
      Yay you're back! ^.^
      1. Pandamonium likes this.
      2. VAK
        VAK
        IKR, can't go in the CB tho.
        Jan 3, 2017
      3. Pandamonium
        Pandamonium
        I knew there was a catch smh.
        Jan 6, 2017
    18. Aphrodite
      Aphrodite
      Vak i find this rather cute and stuff but you do know Saru and i are not in a relationship but thanks for the the vacation advice for him to take me there. lol
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      2. VAK
        VAK
        you could actually sleep on the beach tbh we spent a couple of nights in our hammock since it was nice outside
        Jan 3, 2017
      3. Saru
        Saru
        ok Steph... i'll bring the box, you bring the imagination

        (i was at work today btw)

        smh VAK, iirc, the Maldives are expensive asf

        u know i'm a college student on the struggle
        Jan 3, 2017
      4. VAK
        VAK
        Lol, I believe in you fam you'll invent something amazeballs and be like the next zuckerberg!
        Jan 4, 2017
    19. VAK
      VAK
      Like herpes I'm back for how long is anyones guess....
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      2. VAK
        VAK
        also what about thumbelina for Trinity or you for that matter lolz cos you're both really short?
        Jan 3, 2017
      3. Aphrodite
        Aphrodite
        stuff like that is ok Vak lol
        Jan 3, 2017
      4. VAK
        VAK
        See this is a learning curve.
        Jan 3, 2017
    20. giantbiceps
      giantbiceps
      hey fatass
      1. Pocalypse
        Pocalypse
        Reported.
        Dec 24, 2016
      2. VAK
        VAK
        My arse is not fat motherfucker, you could boucne a quarter off it into the stratosphere!
        Jan 3, 2017
    21. San Juan Wolf
      San Juan Wolf
      Hey.

      Just thought I'd rise from the proverbial slime pit and try to strike up another conversation because I'm really not that good at talking to new people and I want to change that : P
      1. VAK
        VAK
        Drop a pm in the old convo then before someone comes along and hijacks this...
        Dec 16, 2016
    22. Roman
      Roman
      Yo
      1. VAK
        VAK
        Yo
        Dec 16, 2016
    23. VAK
      VAK
      When you want to make a meme but can't find a good person to mock
    24. Roman
      Roman
      I'm sorry for being a retard
      1. Bender and VAK like this.
      2. Bender
        Bender
        I'm sorry for being a retard
        Dec 12, 2016
    25. Bender
      Bender
      Yo how was partying on Friday amigo?
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      2. Bender
        Bender
        Lol no I was too busy walking around like there was a pole up my ass on Friday. Been working to get that mighty dollar for partying next Friday.
        Dec 11, 2016
      3. VAK
        VAK
        rent boy fam make some extra dolla
        Dec 11, 2016
      4. Bender
        Bender
        Yo make you sure you online and also getting hammered next Friday mayn. Me and my boys gonna be up till the crack of dawn getting broads, smoking bud, and playing Smash bros and Mario Party at that convention.
        Dec 11, 2016
    26. Huey Freeman
      Huey Freeman
      The images are edited the original was about Quagmire telling Brian why he dislike him so much.
      1. Bender likes this.
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      3. VAK
        VAK
        as like one strip so I could post it to someones fb in one go.
        Dec 11, 2016
      4. Huey Freeman
        Huey Freeman
        oh http://imgur.com/gallery/ivaSY
        Dec 11, 2016
      5. VAK
        VAK
        ty
        Dec 11, 2016
    27. VAK
      VAK
      3:30 on a friday and I'm drinking who want to join me?
      1. Rey
        Rey
        Right here.
        Dec 9, 2016
      2. Roman
        Roman
        I wish I could join you.
        Dec 9, 2016
      3. VAK
        VAK
        DO EET
        Dec 9, 2016
    28. San Juan Wolf
      San Juan Wolf
      Cause if you have a mob of people shouting they want dead cops and then someone actually kills several cops and outright says it is because he is part of that movement, it's not the fault of the movement at all, according to Noah.
      1. VAK
        VAK
        Well if they don't condemn the minority and say that they're against them their silence is no different to saying carry on we agree.
        Dec 4, 2016
      2. San Juan Wolf
        San Juan Wolf
        Started a separate convo because I keep running out of space.
        Dec 4, 2016
    29. San Juan Wolf
      San Juan Wolf
      So I' not sure if you watch or even agree with Sargon, I have a few things I don't like about his position (like the time where he kept saying Trump is not evil....after Trump said he wants to torture people even more and murder civilians related to terrorists) but he did do this very on point video where he pointed out Trevor Noah was full of shit when talking about BLM.
      1. VAK
        VAK
        I like trevor noah but he's become a bit too SJW like since he moved to america, back when he was a poor south african comedian he was less of a cunt
        Dec 4, 2016
    30. Weiss
      Weiss
      "what about the one where she's have a lesbo kiss with Erza?"

      is that real ?
      1. VAK likes this.
      2. VAK
        VAK
        Lmao, no but I knew it would get you all hot and bothered lmao
        Dec 2, 2016
      3. Weiss
        Weiss
        :pek
        Dec 2, 2016
    31. Stelios
      Stelios
      hey , can you edit your post in nf santa into something like I'm in, trini forgot to remove the participant list up and i can't add new ones so moving it up. Cheers
      1. VAK
        VAK
        OK
        Dec 2, 2016
    32. giantbiceps
      giantbiceps
      How did you obtain those awards that are displayed below your name and title?
      1. View previous comments...
      2. giantbiceps
        giantbiceps
        That was easy
        Nov 29, 2016
      3. VAK
        VAK
        Yeah but I still have nightmares over it...
        Nov 29, 2016
      4. giantbiceps
        giantbiceps
        Wait a minute....you don't have any award under your name.
        Nov 29, 2016
    33. Bender
      Bender
      Welcome back bro! ^^

      Glad to know ya had a short ban. :hurr
    34. Raiden
      Raiden
      tell kisame I said hi.
      1. VAK
        VAK
        I did, he said you can pay me the money you owe him or I take a pound of flesh...
        Nov 28, 2016
    35. giantbiceps
      giantbiceps
      Ahahahahahahaha banned
      1. VAK
        VAK
        I'm back!
        Nov 28, 2016
      2. giantbiceps
        giantbiceps
        I'm proud of you
        Nov 28, 2016
    36. VAK
    37. VAK
      VAK
      Night Night NF I'll be back to shitpost later
    38. Aphrodite
      Aphrodite
      tee
      1. VAK likes this.
      2. VAK
        VAK
        At least someone finds it funny...
        Nov 20, 2016
    39. Alejandro
      Alejandro
      Who did you piss off?
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      2. VAK
        VAK
        Yeah felt took pity on me I think, either that or she's related to my electrician and he put in a good word.
        Nov 20, 2016
      3. Alejandro
        Alejandro
        Nov 20, 2016
      4. Alejandro
        Alejandro
        This cute girl loves Alejandro. http://s1.narvii.com/image/mud4owqv2tonms3hkdpbyxbpy4imm3zh_hq.jpg
        Nov 20, 2016
    40. Vino
      Vino
      What was your previous username?
      1. View previous comments...
      2. VAK
        VAK
        Snap me too
        Nov 15, 2016
      3. Vino
        Vino
        Bro.
        Nov 15, 2016
      4. VAK
        VAK
        Broseph
        Nov 15, 2016
    41. Roman
      Roman
      You're going on Ignore because nothing you say has any credibility and having a battle of wits with someone who's come unarmed is no longer fun. Do not reply to me. Do not message me. You're no longer even on my radar.
      1. VAK likes this.
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      3. VAK
        VAK
        Lol nope
        Nov 15, 2016
      4. Brolypotence
        Brolypotence
        Fuck these memes
        Nov 15, 2016
      5. VAK
        VAK
        Fuck these memes straight outta compton.
        Nov 15, 2016
    42. VAK
      VAK
      So much green...
    43. VAK
      VAK
      Look to the future guys yeezy 2020 will be our salvation
      1. RemChu likes this.
    44. VAK
      VAK
      Thirsty virgin below....
    45. NaS
      NaS
      http://i366.photobucket.com/albums/oo105/Hand-Banana/motivatorc03cd235b6fc9ce07836ac467c.jpg
      1. VAK
        VAK
        grab her by the pussy.
        Nov 2, 2016
      2. NaS
        NaS
        http://i366.photobucket.com/albums/oo105/Hand-Banana/Funny-dolphin-and-girl-meme_zpswhbx4m4x.jpg
        Nov 2, 2016
    46. LostSelf
      LostSelf
      Hey, what anime is your profile pic from?
    47. Pocalypse
      Pocalypse
      http://i.imgur.com/qGwrdWK.gif
      1. VAK likes this.
    48. Akira1993
      Akira1993
      Stoning in Islam is only for the adultery case and homosexuality, every Muslim in this world know that, I don't see any hadith where we can stone a child or persecuting a minority.
      If you don't like our practices, fine mate but at least please, don't act like surprised or shocked, Islam have 1400 years of history, those things are not new.
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      2. Akira1993
        Akira1993
        Don't be like that, where is your manner ?
        Oct 22, 2016
      3. Akira1993
        Akira1993
        I'm not bannai by the way.
        Oct 22, 2016
      4. VAK
        VAK
        It wasn't aimed at you, Bannai is a racist wanker that believes because we're not white we're inferior to him.
        Oct 22, 2016
    49. Akira1993
      Akira1993
      Who told you that I am pro stoning of children and persecuting the minorities ? I am a muslim and I don't see in Islamic law, permission to stone the child and persecuting the minorities.
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      2. Akira1993
        Akira1993
        Link ? I am sure that I don't even read the article, that is the first reflex I have against the media nowadays
        Oct 21, 2016
      3. VAK
        VAK
        Look for it yourself
        Oct 21, 2016
      4. Akira1993
        Akira1993
        If you don't bother to show the link, why I will bother to look it myself ?
        Oct 21, 2016
    50. Bender
      Bender
      Lol lol lol I love your siggy my nigga. ^.^
      1. VAK likes this.
      2. VAK
        VAK
        which one the hulk punching trump? I'm going to try and scale it down and make it my avatar
        Oct 18, 2016
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    Gender:
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    Birthday:
    Jun 18, 1989 (Age: 27)
    Location:
    Steph's cleavage
    Occupation:
    Rocket scientist/engineer.
    Favorite Character(s):
    All Might
    Deku
    All For One
    Gran Torino
    Favorite Episode/Chapter:
    Episode: shippuden 372
    Chapter:411
    I'm not a very interesting person why you're reading this is beyond me it must mean you've even more dull than I am congratulations on reaching that level.

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