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VAK
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VAK

Reformed flamer..., Male, 27, from In the dark with someone throwing shit over me

Like herpes I'm back for how long is anyones guess.... Jan 3, 2017

    1. Roman
      Roman
      What do you think o fthis?

      X
      1. VAK likes this.
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      3. Roman
        Roman
        I know, I'm just memeing xD
        Jan 13, 2017 at 4:08 AM
      4. VAK
        VAK
        Motherfuxker I was like wow he's actually serious then after posting I remembered your MO
        Jan 13, 2017 at 4:09 AM
      5. Roman
        Roman
        xD
        Jan 13, 2017 at 4:10 AM
    2. Bender
      Bender
      Yay you're back! ^.^
      1. Pandamonium likes this.
      2. VAK
        VAK
        IKR, can't go in the CB tho.
        Jan 3, 2017
      3. Pandamonium
        Pandamonium
        I knew there was a catch smh.
        Jan 6, 2017
    3. Aphrodite
      Aphrodite
      Vak i find this rather cute and stuff but you do know Saru and i are not in a relationship but thanks for the the vacation advice for him to take me there. lol
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      2. VAK
        VAK
        you could actually sleep on the beach tbh we spent a couple of nights in our hammock since it was nice outside
        Jan 3, 2017
      3. Saru
        Saru
        ok Steph... i'll bring the box, you bring the imagination

        (i was at work today btw)

        smh VAK, iirc, the Maldives are expensive asf

        u know i'm a college student on the struggle
        Jan 3, 2017
      4. VAK
        VAK
        Lol, I believe in you fam you'll invent something amazeballs and be like the next zuckerberg!
        Jan 4, 2017
    4. VAK
      VAK
      Like herpes I'm back for how long is anyones guess....
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      2. VAK
        VAK
        also what about thumbelina for Trinity or you for that matter lolz cos you're both really short?
        Jan 3, 2017
      3. Aphrodite
        Aphrodite
        stuff like that is ok Vak lol
        Jan 3, 2017
      4. VAK
        VAK
        See this is a learning curve.
        Jan 3, 2017
    5. giantbiceps
      giantbiceps
      hey fatass
      1. Pocalypse
        Pocalypse
        Reported.
        Dec 24, 2016
      2. VAK
        VAK
        My arse is not fat motherfucker, you could boucne a quarter off it into the stratosphere!
        Jan 3, 2017
    6. San Juan Wolf
      San Juan Wolf
      Hey.

      Just thought I'd rise from the proverbial slime pit and try to strike up another conversation because I'm really not that good at talking to new people and I want to change that : P
      1. VAK
        VAK
        Drop a pm in the old convo then before someone comes along and hijacks this...
        Dec 16, 2016
    7. Roman
      Roman
      Yo
      1. VAK
        VAK
        Yo
        Dec 16, 2016
    8. VAK
      VAK
      When you want to make a meme but can't find a good person to mock
    9. Roman
      Roman
      I'm sorry for being a retard
      1. Bender and VAK like this.
      2. Bender
        Bender
        I'm sorry for being a retard
        Dec 12, 2016
    10. Bender
      Bender
      Yo how was partying on Friday amigo?
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      2. Bender
        Bender
        Lol no I was too busy walking around like there was a pole up my ass on Friday. Been working to get that mighty dollar for partying next Friday.
        Dec 11, 2016
      3. VAK
        VAK
        rent boy fam make some extra dolla
        Dec 11, 2016
      4. Bender
        Bender
        Yo make you sure you online and also getting hammered next Friday mayn. Me and my boys gonna be up till the crack of dawn getting broads, smoking bud, and playing Smash bros and Mario Party at that convention.
        Dec 11, 2016
    11. Huey Freeman
      Huey Freeman
      The images are edited the original was about Quagmire telling Brian why he dislike him so much.
      1. Bender likes this.
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      3. VAK
        VAK
        as like one strip so I could post it to someones fb in one go.
        Dec 11, 2016
      4. Huey Freeman
        Dec 11, 2016
      5. VAK
        VAK
        ty
        Dec 11, 2016
    12. VAK
      VAK
      3:30 on a friday and I'm drinking who want to join me?
      1. Rey
        Rey
        Right here.
        Dec 9, 2016
      2. Roman
        Roman
        I wish I could join you.
        Dec 9, 2016
      3. VAK
        VAK
        DO EET
        Dec 9, 2016
    13. San Juan Wolf
      San Juan Wolf
      Cause if you have a mob of people shouting they want dead cops and then someone actually kills several cops and outright says it is because he is part of that movement, it's not the fault of the movement at all, according to Noah.
      1. VAK
        VAK
        Well if they don't condemn the minority and say that they're against them their silence is no different to saying carry on we agree.
        Dec 4, 2016
      2. San Juan Wolf
        San Juan Wolf
        Started a separate convo because I keep running out of space.
        Dec 4, 2016
    14. San Juan Wolf
      San Juan Wolf
      So I' not sure if you watch or even agree with Sargon, I have a few things I don't like about his position (like the time where he kept saying Trump is not evil....after Trump said he wants to torture people even more and murder civilians related to terrorists) but he did do this very on point video where he pointed out Trevor Noah was full of shit when talking about BLM.
      1. VAK
        VAK
        I like trevor noah but he's become a bit too SJW like since he moved to america, back when he was a poor south african comedian he was less of a cunt
        Dec 4, 2016
    15. Weiss
      Weiss
      "what about the one where she's have a lesbo kiss with Erza?"

      is that real ?
      1. VAK likes this.
      2. VAK
        VAK
        Lmao, no but I knew it would get you all hot and bothered lmao
        Dec 2, 2016
      3. Weiss
        Weiss
        :pek
        Dec 2, 2016
    16. Stelios
      Stelios
      hey , can you edit your post in nf santa into something like I'm in, trini forgot to remove the participant list up and i can't add new ones so moving it up. Cheers
      1. VAK
        VAK
        OK
        Dec 2, 2016
    17. giantbiceps
      giantbiceps
      How did you obtain those awards that are displayed below your name and title?
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      2. giantbiceps
        giantbiceps
        That was easy
        Nov 29, 2016
      3. VAK
        VAK
        Yeah but I still have nightmares over it...
        Nov 29, 2016
      4. giantbiceps
        giantbiceps
        Wait a minute....you don't have any award under your name.
        Nov 29, 2016
    18. Bender
      Bender
      Welcome back bro! ^^

      Glad to know ya had a short ban. :hurr
    19. Raiden
      Raiden
      tell kisame I said hi.
      1. VAK
        VAK
        I did, he said you can pay me the money you owe him or I take a pound of flesh...
        Nov 28, 2016
    20. giantbiceps
      giantbiceps
      Ahahahahahahaha banned
      1. VAK
        VAK
        I'm back!
        Nov 28, 2016
      2. giantbiceps
        giantbiceps
        I'm proud of you
        Nov 28, 2016
    21. VAK
    22. VAK
      VAK
      Night Night NF I'll be back to shitpost later
    23. Aphrodite
      Aphrodite
      tee
      1. VAK likes this.
      2. VAK
        VAK
        At least someone finds it funny...
        Nov 20, 2016
    24. Alejandro
      Alejandro
      Who did you piss off?
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      2. VAK
        VAK
        Yeah felt took pity on me I think, either that or she's related to my electrician and he put in a good word.
        Nov 20, 2016
      3. Alejandro
        Alejandro
        Nov 20, 2016
      4. Alejandro
        Alejandro
        This cute girl loves Alejandro. X
        Nov 20, 2016
    25. Vino
      Vino
      What was your previous username?
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      2. VAK
        VAK
        Snap me too
        Nov 15, 2016
      3. Vino
        Vino
        Bro.
        Nov 15, 2016
      4. VAK
        VAK
        Broseph
        Nov 15, 2016
    26. Roman
      Roman
      You're going on Ignore because nothing you say has any credibility and having a battle of wits with someone who's come unarmed is no longer fun. Do not reply to me. Do not message me. You're no longer even on my radar.
      1. VAK likes this.
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      3. VAK
        VAK
        Lol nope
        Nov 15, 2016
      4. Brolypotence
        Brolypotence
        Fuck these memes
        Nov 15, 2016
      5. VAK
        VAK
        Fuck these memes straight outta compton.
        Nov 15, 2016
    27. VAK
      VAK
      So much green...
    28. VAK
      VAK
      Look to the future guys yeezy 2020 will be our salvation
      1. RemChu likes this.
    29. VAK
      VAK
      Thirsty virgin below....
    30. NaS
      NaS
      X
      1. VAK
        VAK
        grab her by the pussy.
        Nov 2, 2016
      2. NaS
        NaS
        X
        Nov 2, 2016
    31. LostSelf
      LostSelf
      Hey, what anime is your profile pic from?
    32. Pocalypse
      1. VAK likes this.
    33. Akira1993
      Akira1993
      Stoning in Islam is only for the adultery case and homosexuality, every Muslim in this world know that, I don't see any hadith where we can stone a child or persecuting a minority.
      If you don't like our practices, fine mate but at least please, don't act like surprised or shocked, Islam have 1400 years of history, those things are not new.
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      2. Akira1993
        Akira1993
        Don't be like that, where is your manner ?
        Oct 22, 2016
      3. Akira1993
        Akira1993
        I'm not bannai by the way.
        Oct 22, 2016
      4. VAK
        VAK
        It wasn't aimed at you, Bannai is a racist wanker that believes because we're not white we're inferior to him.
        Oct 22, 2016
    34. Akira1993
      Akira1993
      Who told you that I am pro stoning of children and persecuting the minorities ? I am a muslim and I don't see in Islamic law, permission to stone the child and persecuting the minorities.
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      2. Akira1993
        Akira1993
        Link ? I am sure that I don't even read the article, that is the first reflex I have against the media nowadays
        Oct 21, 2016
      3. VAK
        VAK
        Look for it yourself
        Oct 21, 2016
      4. Akira1993
        Akira1993
        If you don't bother to show the link, why I will bother to look it myself ?
        Oct 21, 2016
    35. Bender
      Bender
      Lol lol lol I love your siggy my nigga. ^.^
      1. VAK likes this.
      2. VAK
        VAK
        which one the hulk punching trump? I'm going to try and scale it down and make it my avatar
        Oct 18, 2016
    36. Bender
      Bender
      lol welcome back man.
      1. VAK likes this.
      2. VAK
        VAK
        Cheers man, luckily I went away for the last few days for my brother birthday so I didn't miss you guys too much lol.
        Oct 16, 2016
      3. VAK
        VAK
        careful you keep brown nosing and you're going to look like one of us coloured.
        Oct 16, 2016
    37. Roman
      Roman
      Try not to get banned too fast this time xD
      1. VAK
        VAK
        I might go donate some money to the forum, that way I can guilt them by saying well you took my money and then you banned me lol
        Oct 16, 2016
    38. Brolypotence
      Brolypotence
      Welcome back mah nigga
      1. VAK likes this.
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      3. VAK
        VAK
        No promises but I'm going to find a mod to brown nose hopefully that'll help...
        Oct 16, 2016
      4. Pocalypse
        Pocalypse
        How many times you been banned now?
        Oct 16, 2016
      5. VAK
        VAK
        4 or 5 lol I think I've had 5 weeks in total so far.
        Oct 16, 2016
    39. Pocalypse
      1. VAK likes this.
    40. CM Pope
      CM Pope
      Oh lordy lou there he goes again....
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      2. VAK
        VAK
        and critiquing his mothers oral skills.
        Oct 17, 2016
      3. CM Pope
        CM Pope
        Tsh! Sounds like typical NF. You should "rise above it, not respond and report it" is what the Mods tend to say...as though it's that simple some of the shit some people come out with.
        Oct 17, 2016
      4. VAK
        VAK
        Lol because it's not breaking the rules till it's reported.
        Oct 17, 2016
    41. Roman
      Roman
      Well, that lasted a while.
      1. VAK
        VAK
        I'm going to become a thirsty racist that brown noses a moderator to earn some special privileges.
        Oct 16, 2016
    42. The Handsome Klad
      The Handsome Klad
      nigga can you not get banned for a month?
      1. Alejandro
        Alejandro
        Apparently, he said some rather naughty things in The Cafe to someone and made rude references to said person's mother. Dude, you gotta stop, or they'll perm you. I'll miss you. Only DavyChan misses Finalbeta. More people will miss you, man. :(
        Oct 10, 2016
      2. VAK
        VAK
        Lol, Bannai has a white knight in the forum of Kitsune I guess I should start telling some of the female moderators they're beautiful and that I think they're amazing that way I can hide behind their skirts.
        Oct 16, 2016
    43. VAK
      VAK
      A user on this forum inadvertently used my name points to whoever guesses.
    44. Brolypotence
    45. Roman
      Roman
      Deer God, just how long did they ban you for?
      1. VAK likes this.
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      3. Alejandro
        Alejandro
        Ah, so that's why Finalbeta sees the memes we post on his profile. :mako I would think a perm would work differently.
        Oct 3, 2016
      4. VAK
        VAK
        Lol what did you think he was a psychic or something
        Oct 3, 2016
      5. Alejandro
        Alejandro
        All I know is that he has a defender to white knight for him. lmao
        Oct 3, 2016
    46. Alejandro
      Alejandro
      JFC. What did you do now, bud? Stop getting banned. :sadpanda
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      2. Alejandro
        Alejandro
        He already knows about the meetings where people shave there heads and wear the special tattoos.
        Oct 3, 2016
      3. VAK
        VAK
        Lol is he a member of some kind supremacist group I love pointing out to neo nazi's they basically misappropriated an inferior beings faith and copied some of their words even then they couldn't copy it the right way round.
        Oct 3, 2016
      4. Alejandro
        Alejandro
        I don't know for sure, but he might as well be.
        Oct 3, 2016
    47. Roman
      Roman
      Dear stranger

      I noticed you across the room and my heart skipped a beat

      I think you are stunning and wish to caress your bottom and shave it when hairs start to grow

      I am a simple but hardworking fellow who is well read, educated, and like long walks on the beach

      Please do not reject my advances. I am consumed with hot passion and know not what I may do if you cannot return my love.

      Yours truly

      Roman
      1. Catamount and VAK like this.
    48. VAK
      VAK
      SMH when your Uber driver gets confused by a sat nav I don't know whether I should be worried or angry.
    49. Flow
      Flow
      Can you stop joining the site you stupid dupe?
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      2. VAK
        VAK
        Lolz one last time....... maybe
        Sep 13, 2016
      3. VAK
        VAK
        Sep 13, 2016
      4. VAK
        VAK
        I lied lol
        Sep 13, 2016
    50. Bender
      Bender
      lol question:

      is it weird that I can be sociopathic and yet be empathic?
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      2. Bender
        Bender
        Lol lol

        At least I'll be saying I'm sorry ^.^
        Sep 11, 2016
      3. Bender
        Bender
        Also lol I meant socially sociopathic.
        Sep 11, 2016
      4. VAK
        VAK
        Well I'm not a mind reader am I you need to be clearer only psychiatrists are psychic
        Sep 11, 2016
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  • About

    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    Jun 18, 1989 (Age: 27)
    Location:
    In the dark with someone throwing shit over me
    Occupation:
    Rocket scientist/engineer.
    Relationship Status:
    In a committed relationship with my 2d waifu
    Favorite Character(s):
    All Might
    Deku
    All For One
    Gran Torino
    Favorite Episode/Chapter:
    Episode: shippuden 372
    Chapter:411
    I'm not a very interesting person why you're reading this is beyond me it must mean you've even more dull than I am congratulations on reaching that level.

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