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Saru
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Saru

slave to ambition, Male, from @Catamount's kitchen

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Freechoice 2017 Nov 6, 2016

Saru was last seen:
Feb 10, 2017
    1. Ava
      Ava
      I wish you were here so you could cheer me up like you always do. I miss you. wish you were here so you could cheer me up like you always do. I miss you.
    2. Aphrodite
      Aphrodite
      I wish you were here so you could cheer me up like you always do. I miss you.
    3. Aphrodite
      Aphrodite
      To many profile messages from me. Makes me look like i am stalking you. :hm
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      2. Pandamonium
        Pandamonium
        :caticon
        Feb 24, 2017
      3. Leeroy Jenkins
        Leeroy Jenkins
        She totes is. She's just trying to find a way to hide her tracks. :cat
        Feb 24, 2017
      4. Seraphiel
        Seraphiel
        just do it
        Feb 24, 2017
    4. Aphrodite
      1. View previous comments...
      2. Blu-ray
        Blu-ray
        She especially likes the Jamaican variety so I should be set, yet I'm not even top 5.
        Feb 18, 2017
      3. Aphrodite
        Aphrodite
        This convo lol.
        Feb 18, 2017
      4. Seraphiel
        Seraphiel
        steph let dvd take you out to dinner OuO
        Feb 18, 2017
    5. Atlantic Storm
      Atlantic Storm
      Are you alive? :hm
    6. Aphrodite
      Aphrodite
      SSSSSSSARRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU OMG DONT LEAVE
      1. VAK and Pandamonium like this.
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      3. Aphrodite
        Aphrodite
        Thank god. I am so happy.
        Feb 10, 2017
      4. VAK
        VAK
        whelp he knew that there was the chance I'd take over the cooking contest and was like nah that ain't happening and appeared!
        Feb 10, 2017
      5. Aphrodite
        Aphrodite
        Not like you started it anyway.
        Feb 10, 2017
    7. Aphrodite
      Aphrodite
      You need to come back. :scry
    8. Aphrodite
      Aphrodite
      @(*o*)@
      1. Saru
        Saru
        @(^_^)@S
        Dec 31, 2016
    9. HamSloth
      HamSloth
      I'm always fresh with the lingo, yo. :puppers
      1. Saru likes this.
      2. Saru
        Saru
        lingo me :puppers
        Dec 29, 2016
      3. HamSloth
        HamSloth
        Hella finna dab boi
        Dec 29, 2016
    10. Aphrodite
      Aphrodite
      Merry Christmas Saru.
      1. Saru likes this.
      2. Saru
        Saru
        Merry Christmas Steph! :^)
        Dec 25, 2016
      3. Aphrodite
        Aphrodite
        awwwww thank you >.<
        Dec 25, 2016
    11. Aphrodite
      Aphrodite
      Oh my gosh your on. :hug
      1. Saru likes this.
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      3. Aphrodite
        Aphrodite
        Awwww your so sweet as usual.. actually i did fall asleep and i missed your message and now your gone.
        Dec 25, 2016
      4. Vino
        Vino
        Be careful Saru
        Dec 25, 2016
      5. Aphrodite
        Aphrodite
        :pek
        Dec 25, 2016
    12. Aphrodite
      Aphrodite
      (>‿♥)
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      2. Aphrodite
        Aphrodite
        2 more days then your back? Cause i freaking miss you.
        Dec 23, 2016
      3. Saru
        Saru
        ooh. that too

        2 more days until the stores close down so the fat man can work his magic

        i'm just looking forward to the food, lol
        Dec 23, 2016
      4. Aphrodite
        Aphrodite
        So you got my hopes up for nothing. :(
        Dec 23, 2016
    13. Aphrodite
      Aphrodite
      http://i.imgur.com/x8IwZT1.mp4 this is me and you when we fight and btw your the one who ends up on the ground.
      1. Asriel, Leeroy Jenkins and Saru like this.
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      3. Aphrodite
        Aphrodite
        No he isn't allowed.
        Dec 18, 2016
      4. Saru
        Saru
        lol

        >i'm the one on the ground

        i'm bigger n' u tho
        Dec 18, 2016
      5. Aphrodite
        Aphrodite
        You can still let me win.
        Dec 19, 2016
    14. Aphrodite
      Aphrodite
      Omg it feels like i havent seen you in forever.. how long has it been since we last talked? :scry
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      2. Saru
        Saru
        idk Steph, she wears heels

        u know, those pointy ones that could double as a weapon

        but nah, it's fine
        Dec 14, 2016
      3. Aphrodite
        Aphrodite
        Thats true.. im a southern girl and we do dont heels. I wear tennis shoes or sandals.. or barefoot.. im so lame.
        Dec 14, 2016
      4. VAK
        VAK
        yeah but if you're anything like Pam from archer you'll murder her
        Dec 14, 2016
    15. Aphrodite
      Aphrodite
      I dont like your job. :scry
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      2. Aphrodite
        Aphrodite
        The club of not liking Saru's job or you like making money?
        Dec 9, 2016
      3. Santi
        Santi
        I wouldn't know what Saru's job is, let alone have a reason to dislike it :catskully
        Dec 9, 2016
      4. Aphrodite
        Aphrodite
        Oh so you mean you dont like work but you like making money?
        Dec 9, 2016
    16. Wobbly
      Wobbly
      What's your avatar from?
      1. VAK
        VAK
        boku no pico
        Dec 7, 2016
    17. Kyouko
      Kyouko
      Monkey mod person, how goes it
      1. Saru
        Saru
        pretty good cat-kun, just busy working through the holiday season at a seasonal job i picked up

        how's life treatin ya?
        Dec 6, 2016
    18. VAK
      VAK
      I'm coming to save you fam just hold on!
      1. Saru likes this.
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      3. Leeroy Jenkins
        Leeroy Jenkins
        Can't go wrong with an Arnold Schwarzenegger movie.
        Dec 5, 2016
      4. VAK
        VAK
        except for expendables 3 I'm ashamed to say I helped a buddy that did the guns for that which is why I asked not to be put on the IMDB...
        Dec 5, 2016
      5. Leeroy Jenkins
        Leeroy Jenkins
        I'm pretty much only counting things up to about 2000.
        Dec 5, 2016
    19. Blu-ray
      Blu-ray
      Can't get enough of Guzma's theme either.:catnoworries
      1. Saru likes this.
      2. Saru
        Saru
        i think it might be even better than Cynthia's

        ya boy's theme is on point :catsweat
        Dec 2, 2016
    20. Aphrodite
      Aphrodite
      Saru. <3
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      2. Aphrodite
        Aphrodite
        u could always eat your banana i gave u and what fun things.. i need to make you more vocaroo messages.
        Nov 30, 2016
      3. Saru
        Saru
        i'm saving it for a rainy day

        fun things like coding and playing Pokemon

        and making section logos maybe
        Nov 30, 2016
      4. Aphrodite
        Aphrodite
        Your so cute
        Nov 30, 2016
    21. Matty
      Matty
      Kisame vs Hashirama is unbalanced? Just another mod abusing his power. When will you all learn :cat
      1. Saru likes this.
      2. Saru
        Saru
        i blame the system
        Nov 30, 2016
      3. PhantomSage
        PhantomSage
        To be fair, Hashirama was restricted and the conditions were heavily in favor of Kisame. :maybe

        Hashi still stomps tho
        Dec 1, 2016
    22. Asriel
      Asriel
      :catwaves
      1. Saru likes this.
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      3. Aphrodite
        Aphrodite
        what are you guys talking about?
        Nov 26, 2016
      4. Seraphiel
        Seraphiel
        nothing, everything is fine here
        Nov 26, 2016
      5. Aphrodite
        Aphrodite
        im confused
        Nov 26, 2016
    23. Empathy
      Empathy
      Can I have flames on my name please?
      1. Saru
        Saru
        you sure can ^_^

        you should see the sparkles takes effect in the next 24 hours or so
        Nov 25, 2016
    24. Aphrodite
      Aphrodite
      why are you wearing that wierd looking pet thing as an avie?
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      2. Aphrodite
        Aphrodite
        She could be a secret freak that blocks that part of your connection, but look at it this way it would be a plus for you.
        Nov 23, 2016
      3. Saru
        Saru
        she's a freak-a-leek alright ;)
        Nov 23, 2016
      4. Alejandro
        Alejandro
        @Saru's favorite Pokeporn fap. :p
        Nov 23, 2016
    25. Aphrodite
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      2. VAK
        VAK
        Also a thank you would be nice...
        Nov 19, 2016
      3. Aphrodite
        Aphrodite
        thank you
        Nov 19, 2016
      4. VAK
        VAK
        No thanks necessary miss just doing my job lol.
        Nov 19, 2016
    26. Aphrodite
      Aphrodite
      You never said if totino's pizza rolls are ok.
      1. Pandamonium likes this.
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      3. Aphrodite
        Aphrodite
        I live in the south its how we cook lol.
        Nov 17, 2016
      4. Saru
        Saru
        yeah

        i've fried chicken thighs that way before, delicious
        Nov 17, 2016
      5. Aphrodite
        Aphrodite
        Yes it is.. the skin stays nice and crispy and the meat has so much flavor and is so juicy.
        Nov 17, 2016
    27. VAK
      VAK
      Why you gotta do me like that dawg
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      2. VAK
        VAK
        I'm talking about the celeb thread not you steph before you get the wrong idea
        Nov 15, 2016
      3. Saru
        Saru
        i have good taste in 2D at least
        Nov 15, 2016
      4. Vino
        Vino
        I agree
        Nov 16, 2016
    28. Pandamonium
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      2. Saru
        Saru
        it's ok, i can see pictures of it online :doge
        Nov 15, 2016
      3. Pandamonium
        Pandamonium
        True :noworries
        Nov 15, 2016
      4. Freechoice
        Freechoice
        hey guyzzzzz what upp
        Nov 15, 2016
    29. Catamount
      Catamount
      Sorry I am not active in KCC. :catcry
      I am just busy with the new job so much I can hardly breathe.
      U a gud m0d <3
      1. Saru likes this.
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      3. Catamount
        Catamount
        Smh I knew Seraph will be the first to comment
        Nov 10, 2016
      4. Seraphiel
        Seraphiel
        good :skysun
        Nov 10, 2016
      5. Saru
        Saru
        it's okay, you are missed :catsad

        i understand about the job thing, though i'm glad you're keeping busy in a positive way
        Nov 10, 2016
    30. Saru
      Saru
      Freechoice 2017
      1. afgpride likes this.
    31. Ava
      Ava
      have you ever wondered why there are no dragons for 150 years until dany gets them?
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      2. Saru
        Saru
        lmao

        and yeah, it sounds pretty dope, i'm going to read the books as soon as i'm caught up with the series

        love all this lore
        Nov 4, 2016
      3. Aphrodite
        Aphrodite
        Oh my gosh that avie Saru dont ever change it.
        Nov 4, 2016
      4. Saru
        Saru
        ok :catadorbs
        Nov 4, 2016
    32. Aphrodite
      Aphrodite
      You are an arsu *slaps you around*
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      2. Aphrodite
        Aphrodite
        Hiro didnt you say you disliked my accent.. you can kiss my ass for starters.. also Saru who you talking too. Oh nvm i forgot Saru is gone out of my life. :(
        Nov 2, 2016
      3. Saru
        Saru
        tru
        Nov 2, 2016
      4. VAK
        VAK
        No I said you disliked your own accent, which you said when I said I liked your accent.
        Nov 2, 2016
    33. dynasaur
      dynasaur
      Thank you Saru <3

      I believe the girl with the Aaliyah set was divineonedanni but then she left long time ago
      1. Saru likes this.
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      3. dynasaur
        dynasaur
        Who else do you listen to? I like that and a few more from her

        That's good you've been well fam :catflower Congratulations on your new part time job btw, good luck on it and that also goes for your other work and tech tranining you're doing/will be doing.
        Nov 1, 2016
      4. dynasaur
        dynasaur
        I've been good, I've been very busy with working and sleeping. This week I'm working overtime, I'll use it while I can before I go back to uni. So yeah earning money and sleeping is my life rn :lmao I've been good overall though, much more happier working

        because of the character limit tbh, i said too much
        Nov 1, 2016
      5. Saru
        Saru
        Alicia Keys, Aloe Blacc, Isley Brothers, Earth Wind and Fire, Bryson Tiller, Miguel, JT, Musiq Soulchild, MJ, Ne-Yo, The Temptations, Ray Charles, all of that good stuff, lol

        thanks for the good wishes, i'll probably be busy but that's the way i prefer it

        glad everything is going well with you. do take advantage of that opportunity to get some sleep, lol. just do whatever makes you happy.

        :catflower
        Nov 1, 2016
    34. dynasaur
      dynasaur
      legit thought you were someone else smh

      then realised you were saru lol
      1. Saru likes this.
      2. Saru
        Saru
        Trin put a curse on me
        Oct 29, 2016
    35. Khris
      Khris
      spanku dat arsu
      1. Trinity likes this.
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      3. Khris
        Khris
        Groceries dat arsu
        Oct 28, 2016
      4. Trinity
        Trinity
        this is a fantastic meme, slagathor

        well done
        Oct 28, 2016
      5. Khris
        Khris
        meme dat arsu
        Oct 29, 2016
    36. Trinity
      Trinity
      https://vine.co/v/OXIHuilrpi9 me when i try to give you a compliment but wind up insulting u instead
      1. Leeroy Jenkins and Saru like this.
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      3. Seraphiel
        Seraphiel
        no trin made me dead inside
        Oct 28, 2016
      4. Trinity
        Trinity
        tru
        Oct 28, 2016
      5. Seraphiel
        Seraphiel
        I'm gonna suck you
        Oct 28, 2016
    37. Catamount
      Catamount
      Or Arsula tbh.
      1. View previous comments...
      2. Catamount
        Catamount
        Small jokes about trin are tasteless tbh tbf
        Oct 26, 2016
      3. Saru
        Saru
        they get the most satisfying response tho :umafood
        Oct 26, 2016
      4. Catamount
        Catamount
        Right she just ignored you lmao
        Poor sarubabe
        Oct 26, 2016
    38. Catamount
      Catamount
      Ursula.
      1. Saru
        Saru
        https://goo.gl/dOo3tF
        Oct 26, 2016
    39. Aphrodite
      Aphrodite
      What happened to your name?
      1. View previous comments...
      2. Seraphiel
        Seraphiel
        Oh... I'm done.
        Oct 26, 2016
      3. Saru
        Saru
        @Aphrodite i don't do 3somes

        besides my last one ended up with you being bored to tears and Xiammes being confused
        Oct 26, 2016
      4. Aphrodite
        Aphrodite
        well i meant you and trin get it over with.
        Oct 26, 2016
    40. Kyouko
      Kyouko
      relinquish mod powers or I will break your kneecaps
      1. Freechoice likes this.
      2. Saru
        Saru
        i'm balls deep man

        there's no pulling out now
        Oct 21, 2016
      3. Kyouko
        Kyouko
        You can always pull out bruh
        Oct 24, 2016
    41. Khaleesi
      Khaleesi
      YOUR AVATAR :catsad
      1. Saru
        Saru
        :puppers
        Oct 12, 2016
      2. Saru
        Saru
        also disclaimer, i just started GoT and i'm only on season 2

        the Starks are da besto
        Oct 12, 2016
    42. Clowe
      Clowe
      Oh I know, i was just teasing him since he's so easy to rile up. I'll stop now.

      Thanks for the warning.
      1. Saru
        Saru
        :catsuicide

        Thanks for understanding.
        Oct 5, 2016
    43. dynasaur
      dynasaur
      don't mind me just making myself feel at home
      1. Saru
        Saru
        don't mind the mess u_u
        Oct 3, 2016
      2. dynasaur
        dynasaur
        lol perfect
        Oct 3, 2016
      3. Thorin
        Thorin
        Hi dyna
        Oct 3, 2016
    44. Aphrodite
      Aphrodite
      (っ◕‿◕)っ ♥
      1. Saru
        Saru
        ♥<(' v '<)
        Sep 25, 2016
    45. Aphrodite
      Aphrodite
      Little one.
    46. Godaime Tsunade
      Godaime Tsunade
      Carebears 5ever.
      1. Saru likes this.
    47. Catamount
      Catamount
      > Rude male from Catamount's kitchen

      I-i think you are a perfection :catsweat
      1. Saru likes this.
      2. Saru
        Saru
        the recipe for success

        bless up :key
        Sep 20, 2016
    48. Catamount
      Catamount
      http://data.whicdn.com/images/23386338/large.jpg
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      2. Saru
        Saru
        i will accept small payments of cream cheese pancakes
        Sep 20, 2016
      3. Catamount
        Catamount
        you got me there
        /done
        Sep 20, 2016
      4. Saru
        Saru
        :handshake
        Sep 20, 2016
    49. Panther
      Panther
      Thanks for the rep!
      1. Saru
        Saru
        You're welcome. :brofist

        I always enjoy getting your input.
        Sep 18, 2016
    50. UchihaX28
      UchihaX28
      Is your avatar from Pokemon XD Gale of Darkness by any chance?
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      2. Saru
        Saru
        agreed, the Shadow games were a refreshing change of pace.

        i'm still waiting on the sequel/remakes. :catippy

        /boundless optimism
        Sep 15, 2016
      3. UchihaX28
        UchihaX28
        My only issue is that if you were a broke guy like me who had no access to the older pokemon games, it made the end-game content ridiculously hard.

        I really hope we do get a sequel, but I kinda gave up hoping. It's been like 11 years so far and nada.
        Sep 15, 2016
      4. Saru
        Saru
        now that you mention it, i feel you. the Colosseum at the end of the game just seemed obnoxiously difficult to beat. then again, i didn't understand how stats worked back then.

        i'm gonna keep holding out hope since the company that developed the Shadow games (Genius Sonority) is still alive and developing Pokemon games as far as i know. my cries will reach the heavens someday.
        Sep 15, 2016
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    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    @Catamount's kitchen
    Occupation:
    School.
    Relationship Status:
    In a committed relationship with my 2d waifu
    Favorite Character(s):
    Killua, Leorio
    Eating good food.

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