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Santi
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Funny 131 57
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Birthday:
Jun 29, 1993 (Age: 23)
Location:
In your base, pimpin' yer hoes.
Occupation:
In your base, pimpin' yer hoes.

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Santi

El Platano, 23, from In your base, pimpin' yer hoes.

Updating my status. Dec 22, 2016

Santi was last seen:
Mar 26, 2017 at 2:28 AM
    1. Trinity
      Trinity
      http://media.tumblr.com/8aadc5aaab41a24b3a0727ed5f6445ec/tumblr_inline_mq5voabgg71qbekzf.gif
      1. Santi
        Santi
        I do look great in red.
        Mar 9, 2017
    2. Viper
      Viper
      you're watching basketball??? :mako
      1. Santi
        Santi
        I only follow teams I like: BOS, OKC, WAS, and CHI.
        Mar 6, 2017
      2. Viper
        Viper
        aw yess you're good ppl

        BOS and WASH are two of my favs

        Fucc OKC and CHI tho, you're kinda nasty for that
        Mar 7, 2017
    3. God
      God
      Dat avatar :bury
      1. Santi
        Santi
        You read based FSJ? :mako
        Feb 28, 2017
      2. God
        God
        Ofc. War against gods, what's not to love
        Feb 28, 2017
    4. Cax
      Cax
      yung foreskin
      1. Santi
        Santi
        Offensive language. Reported.
        Feb 20, 2017
      2. Cax
        Cax
        anal me
        Feb 21, 2017
    5. Aphrodite
      Aphrodite
      Stop being so cute.
      1. Santi likes this.
      2. Santi
        Santi
        Only if you agree to not be so cute as well. It's only fair :catmad
        Jan 22, 2017
      3. Aphrodite
        Aphrodite
        I can try.
        Jan 22, 2017
    6. Blu-ray
      Blu-ray
      Nice avy.:cat
      1. View previous comments...
      2. Blu-ray
        Blu-ray
        Ningen it's VolatileSoul. And what furry.:catflip
        Jan 14, 2017
      3. Santi
        Santi
        I recall that name, and then associate it to some cartoon abouts bears always being your set, and then I judge you and determine that you're a furry in my mind.

        From this interaction forward, you are now henceforthed as VolatileSoul "the Uchiha fag".

        It's okay, people call me an Uchiha fag too.
        Jan 15, 2017
      4. Blu-ray
        Blu-ray
        Surprised I'm considered a furry before an Uchihafag, but I won't confirm or deny being either.:catnoworries

        Haven't had those bears in my set for so long I almost forgot. I ought to do something about that.
        Jan 15, 2017
    7. Sartharion
    8. Kyouko
      Kyouko
      lelsanti
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      2. Zyrax
        Zyrax
        http://images.8tracks.com/cover/i/009/766/189/ryo_hi_res-8292.jpg?rect=0,41,1280,1280&q=98&fm=jpg&fit=max&w=1024&h=1024
        Jan 10, 2017
      3. Kyouko
        Kyouko
        Nice BB avi, santi
        Jan 10, 2017
      4. Kyouko
        Kyouko
        And if you steal my avi, I'll just steal yours
        Jan 10, 2017
    9. Planeptune
      Planeptune
      I need working BB Codes in convos to properly express my feelings.
      1. Santi
        Santi
        B-But what about my feelings? :catsad
        Jan 3, 2017
      2. Planeptune
        Planeptune
        Fine. Give me cheap Dominican weed so that I can relax first.
        Jan 5, 2017
      3. Santi
        Santi
        MY NIGGA
        Jan 5, 2017
    10. Thorin
      Thorin
      who is that in your ava?
      1. View previous comments...
      2. Santi
        Santi
        In terms of design, yes. As a character, that would go to her older sister, Tatsumaki.
        Dec 27, 2016
      3. Thorin
        Thorin
        are they villains?
        Dec 27, 2016
      4. Santi
        Santi
        They are on the good side.
        Dec 27, 2016
    11. Rey
      Rey
      Hey EmperorofLiberty wanted me to tell you that he's sorry about something. I don't know what. But he's sorry about it.
      1. Santi
        Santi
        Oh, I'm getting meme'd.
        Dec 22, 2016
    12. Santi
      Santi
      Updating my status.
      1. View previous comments...
      2. aiyanah
        aiyanah
        oh we doing fancy things now huh
        Dec 22, 2016
      3. Santi
        Santi
        Was feeling fancy this afternoon right after I got my fancy haircut.
        Dec 22, 2016
      4. Sartharion
        Sartharion
        Aren't you bald tho?
        Jan 11, 2017
    13. heartsutra
      heartsutra
      http://i.imgur.com/tjcnSoW.gif
    14. Nighty the Mighty
      Nighty the Mighty
      Ying Lai - Today at 8:17 PM
      santi is a maggot
      1. View previous comments...
      2. Nighty the Mighty
        Nighty the Mighty
        iirc clannad
        Oct 1, 2016
      3. Santi
        Santi
        A-Are you meme'ing?
        Oct 1, 2016
      4. Nighty the Mighty
        Nighty the Mighty
        no :skysun
        Oct 1, 2016
    15. Santi
      Santi
      Who the fuck is Ai
      1. RemChu
        RemChu
        Oreo / ironman?
        Sep 24, 2016
      2. Mr. Waffles
        Mr. Waffles
        No one you should care about, Santi. :cat
        Sep 24, 2016
    16. Catamount
      Catamount
      http://www.ivandelrio.org/kensha/includes/good-morning-cute-images-738.jpg
      1. Santi
        Santi
        >Good
        >Morning

        Pick one.
        Sep 20, 2016
      2. Catamount
        Catamount
        I take all that I want.
        Sep 20, 2016
    17. Grimm
      Grimm
      For a moment there I thought you were Veggeto. And don't ever tell me to fuck off. I know where you live, I can see you.
      1. Santi
        Santi
        Lel
        Aug 21, 2016
      2. Elder WAD
        Elder WAD
        LUL
        Aug 21, 2016
    18. Santi
      Santi
      I like dragon dildos
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      2. Zyrax
        Zyrax
        Breed her
        Aug 20, 2016
      3. Seraphiel
        Aug 20, 2016
      4. Haze
        Haze
        aight
        Aug 20, 2016
    19. Santi
      Santi
      Man of the year.
    20. Zeit
      Zeit
      > Watch 3 episodes of Re: Zero
      > Literally just Toyota rage-sperging autistically
      > Decides to 'settle for' Rem
      > Gets cucked in the same fashion as pre-Apostle Griffisu

      :maximumskully
      1. Santi
        Santi
        B R U H :skully
        Aug 10, 2016
      2. Zeit
        Zeit
        B E T E L G E U S E - S A M A tho.
        Aug 10, 2016
    21. Ultimate Deathsaurer
      Ultimate Deathsaurer
      I know we were butting heads for the last 4 cycles or so but I feel we were kindred spirits so fed up with the game that we refused to give in. So nothing personal.

      And Potato was getting so smug I wanted to lynch him and give you a 50/50 shot at winning but unfortunately that didn't quite pan out.
      1. Mr. Waffles likes this.
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      3. Ultimate Deathsaurer
        Ultimate Deathsaurer
        If we ever end up in a mafia game together again I hope we're on the same team.
        Aug 2, 2016
      4. Elder WAD
        Elder WAD
        i ship it.
        Aug 2, 2016
      5. Sablés
        Sablés
        Ultimate Deathsanti

        Santisaurer

        Ultimate Dead Foreskin

        :hm
        Aug 9, 2016
    22. Freechoice
      Freechoice
      Hey, how's it going man. I want to personally apologize for disappearing again in Skype. Things came up, went on Vacation and had issues with getting into Collage. Not making excuses for myself. Just felt like I should apologize.
      1. Santi
        Santi
        You are forgiven.
        Aug 1, 2016
    23. Santi
      Santi
      Yo hace el beso negro.
      1. Vino
        Vino
        Gracias
        Aug 1, 2016
    24. Nighty the Mighty
      Nighty the Mighty
      what it do Nick Uchiha?
      1. View previous comments...
      2. Santi
        Santi
        Will you do it for a Cordy Snack?
        Jul 21, 2016
      3. Cordelia
        Cordelia
        I will do it for a Coldy snack.
        Jul 21, 2016
      4. Nighty the Mighty
        Nighty the Mighty
        I sent myself
        Jul 22, 2016
    25. Ultear
      Ultear
      http://i.imgur.com/gZB9deI.png
      1. Santi and Esdese like this.
      2. jayjay³²
        jayjay³²
        Jul 11, 2016
      3. Esdese
        Esdese
        lol ya that was well played
        Jul 12, 2016
    26. Santi
      Santi
      Shut the hell up, Wombat.
    27. Haze
      Haze
      Now, you are a shitty human being overall. You're one of those faggots that thinks he's cool and shit because he listens to black people music. I bet you sag your fucking pants around your fucking ankles, wear snapbacks and gay jewelry and shit too, fucker. But here's a reality check from the rest of the world, wigger. NO ONE LIKES YOU. NO ONE FUCKING LIKES YOU.
      1. Santi
        Santi
        Oi, it was 100% lit when I had the two fucking karots in my ears and I won't let anyone call them gay jewelry.
        Jul 6, 2016
      2. Haze
        Haze
        No excuse!
        Jul 6, 2016
    28. Haze
      Haze
      I feel like wearing a matching ava, but then again..
      1. View previous comments...
      2. Haze
        Haze
        I mean, you're probably the same height as her, so ayyy lmao
        Jun 30, 2016
      3. Santi
        Santi
        I just saw this.

        Fuck you, Vix :mako
        Dec 16, 2016
      4. Haze
        Haze
        lmfaooooooo like, a whole year later
        Dec 17, 2016
    29. heartsutra
    30. Haze
      Haze
      I found your facebook and wrote a message, but you haven't replied back to me. I would be so happy if only you'd write me whatever you want, out there. A single sensical sentence in which you actually spend some moments of your life for me ❤
      1. Sablés, God and Chloe like this.
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      3. Haze
        Haze
        Wow, what a hoe.
        Jun 20, 2016
      4. Santi
        Santi
        It's not my fault I'm so popular :catadorbs
        Jun 20, 2016
      5. Haze
        Haze
        what an easy hoe smh
        Jun 20, 2016
    31. Santi
      Santi
      Justice is a miracle!!
      1. Haze
        Haze
        did you just get out of jail or something?
        Jun 14, 2016
      2. Santi
        Santi
        On good behavior, I wanted to see Bix-Sama that badly :caticon
        Jun 14, 2016
    32. Asriel
      Asriel
      :catprowl
    33. Asriel
      Asriel
      https://youtu.be/g7T0IK99ELs
      1. View previous comments...
      2. Asriel
        Asriel
        Santi baby
        So hurry down the chimney tonight ~
        May 16, 2016
      3. Santi
        Santi
        Kys
        May 16, 2016
      4. Asriel
        Asriel
        kys = kissing your Santi

        :catnoworries
        May 16, 2016
    34. Haze
      Haze
      https://65.media.tumblr.com/eb3090b0fc147724bfbb6a86833392af/tumblr_njn5caJdZN1u0r8t2o1_500.jpg
    35. Cordelia
      Cordelia
      Nick U. is that you? :3
      1. View previous comments...
      2. Cordelia
        Cordelia
        Wait, lemme edit that...
        May 6, 2016
      3. Santi
        Santi
        THAT JUST MAKES IT FACTUALLY INCORRECT, THAT HASN'T BEEN MY USER SINCE 2009 :catfish
        May 6, 2016
      4. Cordelia
        Cordelia
        IT DOESN'T MATTER. YOU ARE NICK U. TO ME FOREVER AND OLWEIZ! :catslam
        May 6, 2016
    36. Santi
      Santi
      Woke up an OPTIMIST, sun was shinin I'm POSITIVE
      1. Haze likes this.
      2. Ultear
        Ultear
        :jaeden
        May 2, 2016
      3. Santi
        Santi
        I dun even know what emote that is tbh imo tbf
        May 2, 2016
    37. Haze
      Haze
      http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QvmRaFfiJa
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      2. Haze
        Haze
        copy pasta on Reddit buybclosebrnouhub
        Apr 29, 2016
      3. Haze
        Haze
        but close enough *
        Apr 29, 2016
      4. Haze
        Haze
        Austin IS a copy pasta lmfao
        Apr 29, 2016
    38. Senjou
      Senjou
      I saw this guy at McD's earlier, he was ugly af but nigga was rocking SUPREME just the way you like it. His biceps and calfs were larger than your head. And I was like, "Man, this guy is Santi's kinda guy." Not that fat homosexual you said you'd attack. Neva dat.
      1. Chloe, RemChu, sworder and 1 other person like this.
      2. Haze
        Haze
        D-does his name start with a Q? :o
        Apr 29, 2016
      3. Santi
        Santi
        Nice meme you got started, Vix.
        Apr 29, 2016
      4. Haze
        Haze
        Apr 29, 2016
    39. sworder
      sworder
      I saw this girl at McD's earlier, she was dying of hunger, anorexic just the way you like it. Her boobs and ass were nonexistent too. And I was like, "Man, this chick is Santi's kinda chick." Not that fat tranny you said you'd rim. Neva dat.
      1. Chloe, RemChu, Ultear and 1 other person like this.
      2. Santi
        Santi
        Wrong page :doge
        Apr 29, 2016
      3. Lucaniel
        Lucaniel
        don't you remember that image of santi marrying that landwhale tho
        Apr 29, 2016
      4. sworder
        sworder
        I heard of it but I didn't get to see it lmao
        Apr 29, 2016
    40. Haze
      Haze
      I saw this girl at the gym earlier, she was light skinned, toned just the way you like it. Her squats were on point too. And I was like, "Man, this chick is Santi's kinda chick." Not that fat chick you said you'd smash. Neva dat.
      1. Chloe, RemChu, Santi and 1 other person like this.
      2. View previous comments...
      3. Haze
        Haze
        with muscles the way you like
        Apr 29, 2016
      4. Santi
        Santi
        Y-You don't need to go that far, bu the thought is what counts :catsweat
        Apr 29, 2016
      5. Haze
        Haze
        o-okay :catsweat
        Apr 29, 2016
    41. Ultear
      Ultear
      ooga booga where da white wimmin at
      1. Santi
        Santi
        I wouldn't spend so much time homo-flirting with you if I knew the answer to that question, Pete :sadpanda
        Apr 29, 2016
      2. Ultear
        Ultear
        why cant i like this comment tho
        Apr 29, 2016
    42. dynasaur
      dynasaur
      hey santi, heyo santi

      you're scum :caticon
      1. Santi
        Santi
        ilu too :caticon
        Apr 25, 2016
    43. hammer
      hammer
      yo I cant post in the mafia pm what the hell:sniff
    44. Santi
      Santi
      Give me my super back
    45. haegar
      haegar
      rly? :lmao
      1. Santi
        Santi
        It showed on the front page, so I was just like "fuck it, why not?" :mako
        Apr 23, 2016
      2. haegar
        haegar
        wow, i made the front page. scaary shit
        Apr 23, 2016
    46. heartsutra
      heartsutra
      I'm so confused. Upgrade hit me off-guard and it looks like your VM got lost in transition. :<
      1. View previous comments...
      2. Santi
        Santi
        http://www.narutoforums.com/threads/vanillafia-swansong.1073147/

        Sign-Ups are open again now :catblush
        May 17, 2016
      3. heartsutra
        heartsutra
        Busy at the moment and not on NF much right now :<
        May 17, 2016
      4. Santi
        Santi
        :catsuicide
        May 17, 2016
    47. Santi
      Santi
      In your base, pimpin' yer hoes.
    48. Asriel
      Asriel
      Kek la kek :skully
    49. Cordelia
      Cordelia
      Oh dang. That makes a lot of sense. :catmako :fedoge
    50. Cordelia
      Cordelia
      My bedtime is mostly at 12-4 am. :cat
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    Birthday:
    Jun 29, 1993 (Age: 23)
    Location:
    In your base, pimpin' yer hoes.
    Occupation:
    In your base, pimpin' yer hoes.
    Relationship Status:
    Even 2d girls don't want me
    Favorite Character(s):
    Yammy
    Minato
    Vegeta
    Favorite Episode/Chapter:
    Non-fillers.
    In your base, pimpin' yer hoes.

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    nsantisimo
    Discord:
    Santi#3066

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