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God
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God

Is extremely merciful for the right price, 22, from New York City

I bet you can't blow me the fuck out. Oooohhhh, vaaaggguuuueeeebboooooookkkkk. Feb 5, 2017

God was last seen:
Apr 27, 2017 at 4:22 AM
    1. White Wolf
      White Wolf
      > God is following you.

      I swear she told me she's 18.
      1. God
        God
        It's ok, my last prophet.. didn't care... too much about age.
        Apr 22, 2017 at 9:14 AM
      2. White Wolf
        White Wolf
        :skully
        Fair game :caticon
        Apr 22, 2017 at 9:15 AM
    2. Satan
      Satan
      Hey. Hey, Dad. Fuck you.
      1. `Lazlo and afgpride like this.
      2. God
        God
        Still mad huh?
        Mar 5, 2017
    3. God
      God
      I bet you can't blow me the fuck out. Oooohhhh, vaaaggguuuueeeebboooooookkkkk.
    4. baconbits
      baconbits
      Apparently the love BBC action. :maybe
      1. God
        God
        I thought you might've stolen some of their bitches :maybe
        Feb 2, 2017
      2. baconbits
        baconbits
        I would probably understand the hate if that happened. Sadly, they don't even have women to steal. :sadpanda
        Feb 2, 2017
    5. dynasaur
      dynasaur
      You're a God ;3
      1. View previous comments...
      2. God
        God
        I'm good, Dyna. Why so hyper tonight lmao
        Feb 1, 2017
      3. dynasaur
        dynasaur
        I'm glad to hear you're doing well Cubey. I am bored as shit lmao, I need somoene to talk, irl people aren't interesting me so gotta talk to my nf pals too lmao.
        Feb 1, 2017
      4. God
        God
        Yeah I'm pretty fucking bored too lol

        The chatterbox is dead and boring so that's no fun either smdh
        Feb 1, 2017
    6. dynasaur
      dynasaur
      I actually don't live in Toronto. Are you planning on visiting Toronto? It would be easy for you since you live in New York.
      1. God
        God
        Yeah, there are actually a few people on here who live near me. Visiting Toronto would be interesting.
        Jan 30, 2017
    7. VAK
      VAK
      Hello, God. Been a while. Do you still have the scaling images you used for your old calcs?
      Because ever since the imageshack mess you can no longer see those so I wonder if it's possible for you to reupload those images an edit the blogs with them?
      In my case I long lost the HD which had those images so I can't replace those that got messed up. Hopefully that's not the case for you.
      1. God
        God
        Stop meming Vak :catslam
        Jan 21, 2017
      2. VAK
        VAK
        I can't promise nothing your holiness
        Jan 22, 2017
    8. God
      God
      I got the keys, keys, keys
      1. afgpride likes this.
    9. Zyrax
      Zyrax
      as i walk through the valley of the shadow of death
      1. PhantomSage likes this.
      2. God
        God
        Hope the rod comforts you :noworries
        Jan 5, 2017
      3. PhantomSage
        PhantomSage
        I fear no evil
        Jan 5, 2017
    10. God
      God
      I'm drinking Hennessy, running from my enemies, will I live to see 23
    11. God
      God
      Please allow me to introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste
      1. View previous comments...
      2. Mr. Waffles
        Mr. Waffles
        No sympathy for the devil!
        Aug 28, 2016
      3. Mr. Waffles
        Mr. Waffles
        And I ain't guessing your name either!
        Aug 28, 2016
      4. God
        God
        So if you meet me, have courtesy, have some sympathy, have some taste
        Aug 28, 2016
    12. God
      God
      I got this drank in my cup...
      1. Mr. Waffles
        Mr. Waffles
        > drank

        Is using the wrong form intentional ? :hm
        Aug 27, 2016
      2. God
        God
        How dare you insinuate my word choice is incorrect
        Aug 27, 2016
      3. Mr. Waffles
        Mr. Waffles
        I dare because I don't believe in you
        Aug 27, 2016
    13. Freechoice
      Freechoice
      farts
      1. God
        God
        I have never
        Aug 16, 2016
      2. Freechoice
        Freechoice
        good, I am proud of you
        Aug 16, 2016
      3. God
        God
        That is all I've ever needed, freechoice.
        Aug 16, 2016
    14. Zyrax
      Zyrax
      Cubey?
      1. Alejandro
        Alejandro
        You may be onto something.
        Aug 7, 2016
      2. God
        God
        Zyrax?
        Aug 7, 2016
    15. DemonDragonJ
      DemonDragonJ
      How did you choose "God" as your username?
      1. View previous comments...
      2. RemChu
        RemChu
        The name choose him. Bless
        Jul 26, 2016
      3. DemonDragonJ
        DemonDragonJ
        Is your name not ironic, since you are not a staff member of this forum?
        Jul 26, 2016
      4. God
        God
        I guess you could say that, yeah.
        Jul 27, 2016
    16. God
      God
      Watching yoooouuuuuuuu...
    17. Asriel
      Asriel
      Jesus is visiting for the day; he said hi.
      1. God
        God
        I don't even know that guy lmao.
        Jul 20, 2016
    18. God
      God
      Why does everyone keep confusing me with that Allah guy? Smfh.
      1. View previous comments...
      2. God
        God
        I can't be held responsible for those books. I had nothing to do with that.
        Jul 20, 2016
      3. Mr. Waffles
        Mr. Waffles
        You're not convincing me of your innocence here.
        OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!
        Jul 20, 2016
      4. Santi
        Santi
        Allahu Akbar.
        Jul 20, 2016
    19. Superman
      Superman
      God....is that you?
      1. God
        God
        How can I be of assistance on this fine day?
        Jul 20, 2016
      2. Mr. Waffles
        Mr. Waffles
        Circles!
        Jul 20, 2016
    20. ez
      ez
      you are no god
      1. God
        God
        Yes I am.
        Jul 19, 2016
    21. Big Mom
      Big Mom
      So should I start calling you God now?
      1. View previous comments...
      2. Mr. Waffles
        Mr. Waffles
        Poor Fat mom. :hug
        Getting mistreated by Circle. :/
        Jul 21, 2016
      3. Big Mom
        Big Mom
        Thank you Waffles
        Jul 21, 2016
      4. Mr. Waffles
        Mr. Waffles
        No problem. White knight Waffles to the rescue!
        Jul 21, 2016
    22. Mr. Waffles
      Mr. Waffles
      :brofist

      Cause I can't leave a bro hanging and I already repped you. >.>
    23. God
      God
      Eid Mubarak sandniggers -.-
    24. God
      God
      Does anyone else have broads in Atlanta?
      1. jayjay³²
        jayjay³²
        Jul 5, 2016
      2. Khaleesi
        Khaleesi
        Jul 5, 2016
    25. Stunna
      Stunna
      what's good, fam :pek
      1. God
        God
        Lmfao what's good stunna man :LOS
        Jun 17, 2016
    26. God
      God
      The internet is the culmination of millenniums of human innovation. It has its evils, but respect for what it represents for humanity's progress.
    27. God
      God
      Ark is the best poster here.
    28. EVERY SINGLE DAY!!!
      EVERY SINGLE DAY!!!
      The set is from Takeshi Koike's entry in the Animatrix - World Record
      1. God
        God
        Nice, thnx a lot bro.
        May 22, 2016
    29. dynasaur
      dynasaur
      what's up? how you been?
    30. dynasaur
      dynasaur
      rasengaaaannnnnnnn :catblink
      1. God
        God
        Chidoooorrrrriiiiii
        May 12, 2016
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    Birthday:
    Jun 12, 1994 (Age: 22)
    Location:
    New York City
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    Even 2d girls don't want me
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