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God

Qayamat ke din ka malik, 23, from New York City

I bet you can't blow me the fuck out. Oooohhhh, vaaaggguuuueeeebboooooookkkkk. Feb 5, 2017

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    1. Mali
      Mali
      good lookin out broski :vegeta
      1. God
        God
        Ofc, niggas cant be talking crazy bout my boys :vegeta
        Jun 25, 2017 at 4:55 PM
    2. dynasaur
      dynasaur
      No worries dear. Btw cool fact but my little brothers birthday is in 2 days which mean yours will always be easy to remember lol I didn't know you were a Gemini <333 I hope life treats you will btw :catlove
      1. View previous comments...
      2. God
        God
        Oh nah that's fine. Yeah take some time off, working all the time is rough and everyone needs some down time. I loved working though cuz I grew up without SHIIITT so providing for myself was a ridiculous power trip.

        Make sure not to marry a white devil :ufdup
        Jun 26, 2017 at 11:47 PM
      3. dynasaur
        dynasaur
        In this world you kind of need to work. Unless you have rich parents or you are a student but even then little work is important. I like your work ethic it will take you far btw

        I can marry whoever the universe sets me up with. Hahaha
        Jun 26, 2017 at 11:59 PM
      4. God
        God
        Bless up :skysun
        Jun 27, 2017 at 12:19 AM
    3. Superman
      Superman
      Happy Birthday Cubey
      1. Mr. Waffles likes this.
      2. Mr. Waffles
        Mr. Waffles
        Happy birthday, Circle!
        Jun 12, 2017
      3. God
        God
        Ilu guys :cry
        Jun 12, 2017
    4. Zyrax
      Zyrax
      Don't bring me up in that cancer section fgt
      1. View previous comments...
      2. Suigetsu
        Suigetsu
        Chatterbox? Damn straight it is, sounds like a gross place.
        Jun 11, 2017
      3. John Wick
        John Wick
        @afgpride is he still chimping out over me? this'll probably trigger him so pull up a chair and let me pour you a cold one while we watch the show.
        Jun 13, 2017
      4. Ava
        Ava
        popcorn.gif
        Jun 13, 2017
    5. White Wolf
      White Wolf
      What's top 10 animu an mango on your backlog?
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      2. White Wolf
        White Wolf
        rofl, just seeing the beast looking MC would put it in top 3 of my list

        you weird :ufdup
        Jun 2, 2017
      3. God
        God
        Guilty as charged :catprone
        Jun 2, 2017
      4. White Wolf
        White Wolf
        smh you cheese ball
        Jun 2, 2017
    6. Khaleesi
      Khaleesi
      A bit redundant to have that you're from NYC on your bio and have that avi don't you think? lmaaao
      1. God likes this.
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      3. Thorin
        Thorin
        i dont get it
        May 23, 2017
      4. Khaleesi
        Khaleesi
        LMAO I'm so proud of myself rn
        May 23, 2017
      5. God
        God
        Smh
        May 23, 2017
    7. White Wolf
      White Wolf
      Shafeeqah wants her alimony money by Monday, pay up or suffer the consequences. :dank
      1. God likes this.
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      3. God
        God
        Let em fend for themselves like I had to :dank
        Apr 30, 2017
      4. God
        God
        I'm off to bed. Keep those bitches the hell away from me :dank
        Apr 30, 2017
      5. White Wolf
        White Wolf
        Good night :dank sweet dreams of Shafeeqah
        Apr 30, 2017
    8. White Wolf
      White Wolf
      > God is following you.

      I swear she told me she's 18.
      1. afgpride likes this.
      2. God
        God
        It's ok, my last prophet.. didn't care... too much about age.
        Apr 22, 2017
      3. White Wolf
        White Wolf
        :skully
        Fair game :caticon
        Apr 22, 2017
    9. Satan
      Satan
      Hey. Hey, Dad. Fuck you.
      1. `Lazlo and afgpride like this.
      2. God
        God
        Still mad huh?
        Mar 5, 2017
    10. God
      God
      I bet you can't blow me the fuck out. Oooohhhh, vaaaggguuuueeeebboooooookkkkk.
    11. baconbits
      baconbits
      Apparently the love BBC action. :maybe
      1. God
        God
        I thought you might've stolen some of their bitches :maybe
        Feb 2, 2017
      2. baconbits
        baconbits
        I would probably understand the hate if that happened. Sadly, they don't even have women to steal. :sadpanda
        Feb 2, 2017
    12. dynasaur
      dynasaur
      You're a God ;3
      1. Ava likes this.
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      3. God
        God
        I'm good, Dyna. Why so hyper tonight lmao
        Feb 1, 2017
      4. dynasaur
        dynasaur
        I'm glad to hear you're doing well Cubey. I am bored as shit lmao, I need somoene to talk, irl people aren't interesting me so gotta talk to my nf pals too lmao.
        Feb 1, 2017
      5. God
        God
        Yeah I'm pretty fucking bored too lol

        The chatterbox is dead and boring so that's no fun either smdh
        Feb 1, 2017
    13. dynasaur
      dynasaur
      I actually don't live in Toronto. Are you planning on visiting Toronto? It would be easy for you since you live in New York.
      1. Ava likes this.
      2. God
        God
        Yeah, there are actually a few people on here who live near me. Visiting Toronto would be interesting.
        Jan 30, 2017
      3. Ava
        Ava
        :hurr
        May 5, 2017
    14. John Wick
      John Wick
      Hello, God. Been a while. Do you still have the scaling images you used for your old calcs?
      Because ever since the imageshack mess you can no longer see those so I wonder if it's possible for you to reupload those images an edit the blogs with them?
      In my case I long lost the HD which had those images so I can't replace those that got messed up. Hopefully that's not the case for you.
      1. God
        God
        Stop meming Vak :catslam
        Jan 21, 2017
      2. John Wick
        John Wick
        I can't promise nothing your holiness
        Jan 22, 2017
    15. God
      God
      I got the keys, keys, keys
      1. afgpride likes this.
    16. Zyrax
      Zyrax
      as i walk through the valley of the shadow of death
      1. PhantomSage likes this.
      2. God
        God
        Hope the rod comforts you :noworries
        Jan 5, 2017
      3. PhantomSage
        PhantomSage
        I fear no evil
        Jan 5, 2017
    17. God
      God
      I'm drinking Hennessy, running from my enemies, will I live to see 23
    18. God
      God
      Please allow me to introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste
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      2. Mr. Waffles
        Mr. Waffles
        No sympathy for the devil!
        Aug 28, 2016
      3. Mr. Waffles
        Mr. Waffles
        And I ain't guessing your name either!
        Aug 28, 2016
      4. God
        God
        So if you meet me, have courtesy, have some sympathy, have some taste
        Aug 28, 2016
    19. God
      God
      I got this drank in my cup...
      1. Mr. Waffles
        Mr. Waffles
        > drank

        Is using the wrong form intentional ? :hm
        Aug 27, 2016
      2. God
        God
        How dare you insinuate my word choice is incorrect
        Aug 27, 2016
      3. Mr. Waffles
        Mr. Waffles
        I dare because I don't believe in you
        Aug 27, 2016
    20. Freechoice
      Freechoice
      farts
      1. God
        God
        I have never
        Aug 16, 2016
      2. Freechoice
        Freechoice
        good, I am proud of you
        Aug 16, 2016
      3. God
        God
        That is all I've ever needed, freechoice.
        Aug 16, 2016
    21. Zyrax
      Zyrax
      Cubey?
      1. Lady Gaga
        Lady Gaga
        You may be onto something.
        Aug 7, 2016
      2. God
        God
        Zyrax?
        Aug 7, 2016
    22. DemonDragonJ
      DemonDragonJ
      How did you choose "God" as your username?
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      2. RemChu
        RemChu
        The name choose him. Bless
        Jul 26, 2016
      3. DemonDragonJ
        DemonDragonJ
        Is your name not ironic, since you are not a staff member of this forum?
        Jul 26, 2016
      4. God
        God
        I guess you could say that, yeah.
        Jul 27, 2016
    23. God
      God
      Watching yoooouuuuuuuu...
    24. Asriel
      Asriel
      Jesus is visiting for the day; he said hi.
      1. God
        God
        I don't even know that guy lmao.
        Jul 20, 2016
    25. God
      God
      Why does everyone keep confusing me with that Allah guy? Smfh.
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      2. God
        God
        I can't be held responsible for those books. I had nothing to do with that.
        Jul 20, 2016
      3. Mr. Waffles
        Mr. Waffles
        You're not convincing me of your innocence here.
        OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!
        Jul 20, 2016
      4. Santi
        Santi
        Allahu Akbar.
        Jul 20, 2016
    26. Superman
      Superman
      God....is that you?
      1. God
        God
        How can I be of assistance on this fine day?
        Jul 20, 2016
      2. Mr. Waffles
        Mr. Waffles
        Circles!
        Jul 20, 2016
    27. ez
      ez
      you are no god
      1. God
        God
        Yes I am.
        Jul 19, 2016
    28. Big Mom
      Big Mom
      So should I start calling you God now?
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      2. Mr. Waffles
        Mr. Waffles
        Poor Fat mom. :hug
        Getting mistreated by Circle. :/
        Jul 21, 2016
      3. Big Mom
        Big Mom
        Thank you Waffles
        Jul 21, 2016
      4. Mr. Waffles
        Mr. Waffles
        No problem. White knight Waffles to the rescue!
        Jul 21, 2016
    29. Mr. Waffles
      Mr. Waffles
      :brofist

      Cause I can't leave a bro hanging and I already repped you. >.>
    30. God
      God
      Eid Mubarak sandniggers -.-
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