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baconbits

The Optimistic Pessimist, Male, 33, from Milwaukee, WI

"Roses are red, my heart is fat; be my Valentine, or cash me outside, howbow dah." Feb 16, 2017

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    1. baconbits
      baconbits
      "Roses are red, my heart is fat; be my Valentine, or cash me outside, howbow dah."
      1. Freechoice
        Freechoice
        if ur black we are enemies
        Feb 16, 2017
      2. baconbits
        baconbits
        Dang, son. Why it gotta be like that? You hook up with Normality, or something?
        Feb 16, 2017
    2. afgpride
      afgpride
      Ay man, the little man is growing fast. Remember not to indoctrinate him with the Bible and allow him to grow into a militant atheist like uncle afg.
      1. Freechoice likes this.
      2. baconbits
        baconbits
        Lol. Maybe I should hide the Quran in my office as well. I'm getting old, bruh. I find myself saying things old people say like "they grow up so fast".
        Feb 16, 2017
    3. DemonDragonJ
      DemonDragonJ
      Why do you have an image of your son in your avatar? Is that really wise, considering that everyone on this forum can see it? In my mind, you are violating his privacy when he is barely even old enough to understand the importance of privacy.
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      2. baconbits
        baconbits
        I appreciate your concern, DDJ. But I'll determine his level of exposure myself.
        Feb 15, 2017
      3. DemonDragonJ
        DemonDragonJ
        Yes, I am sorry; I was not attempting to criticize your parenting tactics, I am merely concerned that he may be targeted by people seeking to harm him (or you, by extension), which is why most people prefer to remain anonymous on the internet.
        Feb 16, 2017
      4. baconbits
        baconbits
        I'm not afraid of being known to be honest. The worst someone could do is deface his image in some way and I don't think the community here would stand by and let that happen. He's probably more liked on NF than I am, lol.
        Feb 16, 2017
    4. ЯƎWO⅃ᖷ
      ЯƎWO⅃ᖷ
      likes received: 294
      given: 91


      how tight-fisted.
      1. baconbits and VAK like this.
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      3. ЯƎWO⅃ᖷ
        ЯƎWO⅃ᖷ
        you last repped me.....lemme see. oh ya. never.
        Feb 4, 2017
      4. VAK
        VAK
        Lies I repped you today
        Feb 4, 2017
      5. ЯƎWO⅃ᖷ
        ЯƎWO⅃ᖷ
        lol, my bad.
        Feb 4, 2017
    5. Aruarian
      Aruarian
      1. baconbits
        baconbits
        Nice! Too bad it ain't that easy to bring a bass into it.
        Feb 3, 2017
    6. Roman
      Roman
      I walked into a public stall yesterday and saw leftover pellets of someone's shit and thought "baconbits!"
      1. baconbits
        baconbits
        Now its turning into a meme?!
        Feb 2, 2017
      2. Mider T
        Mider T
        Great minds think alike when it comes to shit.
        Feb 2, 2017
    7. Mider T
      Mider T
      I walked into a public stall yesterday and saw leftover pellets of someone's shit and thought "baconbits!"
      1. baconbits
        baconbits
        Lol. You are too crazy.
        Feb 2, 2017
    8. DemonDragonJ
      DemonDragonJ
      I believe that you would be an excellent moderator, because you are so calm and rational and are always able to offer other users excellent advice; have you ever considered that you would be good at such a position?
      1. jayjay³² likes this.
      2. baconbits
        baconbits
        I honestly don't think it would happen, DDJ. If the others wanted me to do it I'd certainly try it but my political and religious views put me in such a minority that I don't know that most would appreciate me being modded, lol.
        Feb 1, 2017
      3. DemonDragonJ
        DemonDragonJ
        I see; I am sorry to hear that, but please know that I believe that you would be great at the job.
        Feb 1, 2017
      4. baconbits
        baconbits
        Thanks, DDJ. I appreciate the sentiment.
        Feb 1, 2017
    9. Roman
      1. baconbits
        baconbits
        Lol. Stupid forum editing. I'll never understand it.
        Jan 19, 2017
    10. Flow
      Flow
      how it feel to be a real nigga
      1. baconbits
        baconbits
        Feels good as hell. But the crotch of your pants will never be loose enough.
        Jan 18, 2017
      2. Flow
      3. baconbits
        baconbits
        I'll have to check it out when I get home.
        Jan 18, 2017
    11. Flow
      Flow
      X

      take this nigga!
      1. baconbits
        baconbits
        LOLOLOL! I didn't know what to expect but you definitely had me laughing out with that.
        Jan 17, 2017
    12. Flow
      Flow
      X

      I love that Square is finally getting better at depictions of black people. Hyped for this game/s.
      1. baconbits
        baconbits
        I'll have to check out that pic on my phone.
        Jan 12, 2017
      2. baconbits
        baconbits
        Barrett looks beastly. But I always thought he was a cool character. The last black character was realistic but I didn't like him all that much. The lanky dude with a fro that had a chocobo in it.
        Jan 13, 2017
    13. baconbits
      baconbits
      My powers of exorcism have reached all time lows.
      1. VAK likes this.
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      3. WAD
        WAD
        You probably need to become knighted too. Since it's not only a demon...but also a dragon. So I guess you have to become some kind of Templar?
        Jan 11, 2017
      4. God
        God
        Someone rang?
        Jan 11, 2017
      5. baconbits
        baconbits
        Yeah, its me. Bless me with some additional power. And make @Seto Kaiba quit making fun of me. :maybe
        Jan 12, 2017
    14. Vino
      Vino
      Your relationship advice thread is the best place to discuss this subject, so I shall ask it, here for the fuck of it: what is right with me wishing to offer advice to other users? It is completely fair that you are allowing DDJ to offer advice in your thread though?
      1. VAK likes this.
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      3. Vino
        Vino
        Can't reach mine :catshades
        Jan 9, 2017
      4. baconbits
        baconbits
        Who could? That's like a guy with crutches trying to catch Usain Bolt.
        Jan 9, 2017
      5. Vino
        Vino
        Damn straight.
        Jan 9, 2017
    15. DemonDragonJ
      DemonDragonJ
      Your relationship advice thread is not the best place to discuss this subject, so I shall ask it, here, instead: what is wrong with me wishing to offer advice to other users? It is completely unfair that you are allowing Law to offer advice in your thread, but not me.
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      2. DemonDragonJ
        DemonDragonJ
        And I am not serious about my religion; it is only one aspect of my life, not my entire life.
        Jan 13, 2017
      3. baconbits
        baconbits
        Well that's good to know you're not serious. I'd have to call up your pastor and ask him what the heck he was doing otherwise, lol!
        Jan 13, 2017
      4. DemonDragonJ
        DemonDragonJ
        Why do you care about my religion? What difference does it make to you in what for of sexual activity I am engaging?
        Jan 13, 2017
    16. Flow
      1. baconbits
        baconbits
        That's gotta be your idol, light skinned, good looking and sweet on a guitar. What could be better, lol?
        Jan 7, 2017
    17. makeoutparadise
      makeoutparadise
      Yo fam just wanted to send my love I know we been butting heads lately but you're still awesome in my book!
      1. baconbits
        baconbits
        Lol. You'll always be my boy, MOP. Even if you hate Trump to the depths of your soul.
        Jan 3, 2017
    18. Flow
      Flow
      happy new years friend! :handshake

      hope your family is doing well! here is for a new year of hard work!
      1. baconbits
        baconbits
        Lol. Over New Years we were sick as dogs, man. Nothing more sad than seeing a nine-month-old gagging over a puke bucket. But they seem to be doing better now, just watching Little Baby Bum.
        Jan 2, 2017
    19. Flow
      Flow
      damn bro, why'd you neg me? I get you're irritated but I thought you were more open if you disagreed with me. there was no message either.
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      2. baconbits
        baconbits
        Krory... mind your business, my nig.
        Dec 30, 2016
      3. Flow
        Flow
        I didn't think you would rep me tbh LOL. I did it to you earlier this year as well I remember.
        Dec 30, 2016
      4. baconbits
        baconbits
        I'm old. I forget these things.

        ... Don't even comment on that, Krory!
        Dec 30, 2016
    20. Juda
      Juda
      Earlier, you mentioned that you met your girl in Church but like, how did it start?. Did you play your game? lol. Or was it like, "Hey, do you gotta a extra bible I can borrow?" lol. Hopefully its find of me asking .
      1. afgpride
        afgpride
        lol.
        Dec 29, 2016
      2. baconbits
        baconbits
        Lol! I don't really know what to tell you, man. I made friends with her and when I realized I liked her I asked her out. There wasn't a one liner that won the day.
        Dec 30, 2016
    21. The Handsome Klad
      The Handsome Klad
      We have like 2 more conservatives, I don't feel isolated anymore. Hurray
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      2. The Handsome Klad
        The Handsome Klad
        I ride solo, that's one thing I've always done. What do you mean I was rare?
        Being conservative on the net is like being religious on the net. Everyone thinks you're wrong and stupid. Simply having a different opinion might as well be against the law.
        Dec 21, 2016
      3. baconbits
        baconbits
        Rare in that it was basically you and me against all other posters. You make one little spelling mistake or grammar error and they're all over it, lol. Still the challenge is addictive.
        Dec 21, 2016
      4. The Handsome Klad
        The Handsome Klad
        It's good having allies to back you up. It's more fun when you have at least one person backing you up rather than having 10 people calling you dumb for having a different opinion.
        Dec 22, 2016
    22. Flow
      Flow
      Boy I started on the bottom, made my way to the top
      Boy I'm gon' keep winning, no I cannot stop
      'Member I had a little, (I did) turned that shit to a lot
      Always been one hundred, put that on my block
      Used to want a 4 door, now I want that drop, Yeah
      1. baconbits
        baconbits
        Neva post another msg like this again.
        Dec 19, 2016
      2. Flow
        Flow
        STFU

        Lil Uzi is part of the future!
        Dec 19, 2016
      3. baconbits
        baconbits
        Lil Uzia lil ho. He can suck future's balls.
        Dec 19, 2016
    23. NaS
      NaS
      Bitch nigga. You seen that show This is us? My wife and I have been watching it. Really good.
      1. baconbits
        baconbits
        Never seen it and prolly never will, ole punk ass, caring-for-his-family-trying-to-make-it-big-ass, congratulations-on-the-new-job ass nigga. Every time I try to watch TV the boys want to watch Paw Patrol. I save my TV watching for sports, like a real nigga should be doing.
        Dec 8, 2016
      2. NaS
        NaS
        Nigga shutup ad watch it.
        Dec 8, 2016
      3. baconbits
        baconbits
        You rarely recommend something. I might check it out.
        Dec 8, 2016
    24. Roman
      Roman
      How did you obtain those awards that are displayed below your name and title?
      1. baconbits
        baconbits
        No idea, man. I didn't even know they were there lol!
        Nov 29, 2016
    25. Flow
      1. baconbits
        baconbits
        Nice! Like this style. I would like it even more if it was instrumental, lol.
        Nov 28, 2016
    26. Aruarian
      Aruarian
      So what're you getting upto with your clarinet?

      Oh btw, have you ever heard Rhapsody in Blue?
      1. baconbits
        baconbits
        I think so. I can't remember the melody off the top of my head, tho. Let me look it up.
        Nov 11, 2016
      2. baconbits
        baconbits
        Oh yeah. I always associate it with the Airline commercial.
        Nov 11, 2016
      3. Aruarian
        Aruarian
        X

        Check this 'un out.
        Nov 11, 2016
    27. Kitsune
      Kitsune
      That avy is sooo cute!
      1. baconbits
        baconbits
        Lol. Thank you. The littlest one is pretty photogenic.
        Nov 8, 2016
    28. VAK
      VAK
      Your church should make you a saint or something since you've got the patience of one!
      1. RemChu likes this.
      2. baconbits
        baconbits
        Lol. I don't know about that. I do a lot of grinning and nodding.
        Nov 7, 2016
      3. VAK
        VAK
        And long ass posts!
        Nov 7, 2016
      4. baconbits
        baconbits
        Lol. You should have seen me in the past. Posts were so long they had to be split into three and four different posts to get around the character limit.
        Nov 7, 2016
    29. ЯƎWO⅃ᖷ
      ЯƎWO⅃ᖷ
      i just adore you lol
      1. baconbits
        baconbits
        Lol. You are super funny sometimes.
        Nov 1, 2016
    30. Flow
      Flow
      Weston Road Flows, I did this shit for my nigga Renny
      Back when we couldn't buy pizza 'cause we were down to pennies
      Feel like we go back a century, run in the store for Centuries
      Then bring it back to your brother, man, we had to respect it
      He was wavy, doin' mixtapes out of your basement
      He let us hit the weed on occasion for entertainment
      Then he would leave us at the house and go out on a mission
      1. VAK
        VAK
        wtf is this shit
        Oct 31, 2016
      2. baconbits
        baconbits
        Lol. Flow, you so cray. I have no idea what you're talking about.
        Nov 1, 2016
    31. NaS
      1. baconbits
        baconbits
        Oct 25, 2016
      2. NaS
      3. baconbits
        baconbits
        LOLOL! Sad thing is we have these events at my church where all these Christian rappers come out and a lot of them sound just like that. One was even trying to sound just like lil' wayne.
        Oct 31, 2016
    32. DemonDragonJ
      DemonDragonJ
      What happened to your relationship advice thread? It has been replaced with a new one.
      1. WAD
        WAD
        From where is the image in your avatar from?
        Sep 19, 2016
      2. Catamount
        Catamount
        What was the program and the exact command you used to crop and resize the image in your avatar?
        Sep 19, 2016
      3. baconbits
        baconbits
        Its still there. Someone created a relationship status thread but mine is still on the main page of the Country club. And everyone else, quit spamming my profile page lol.
        Sep 19, 2016
    33. Haze
      Haze
      Thread is locked, but here goes.. Vikings>Packers :catcane just like Twins>Brewers, and Twolves>Bucks, and Wild> I don't even know if WI has a legit NHL team tbh.
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      2. Haze
        Haze
        Haha, nice. My brother in law's fam is from Madison, so it's practically like home to me. It's just the more boonie-ish part of Wisconsin that I'm not really a fan of. But other than that, I love my Twins and the TC
        Aug 31, 2016
      3. Haze
        Haze
        Well there's always been bad blood between purple and green. At least the other color is shared :umafood
        Aug 31, 2016
      4. baconbits
        baconbits
        You guys like stealing our good players. Favre. Longwell. Jennings. Young Bill Cosby. It lends itself to a good rivalry. I've always felt the Vikings were better rivals than the Bears for us.
        Aug 31, 2016
    34. Juda
      Juda
      Did you have another son? congratulations man !
      1. baconbits
        baconbits
        Yeah, man. You've been super inactive. The boy is going on 5 and a half months old no.
        Aug 30, 2016
      2. Juda
        Juda
        Whaaaaaat thats crazyyyy . Damn it is my fault, last time I remember your son is a baby as your profile. Kids grow to fast!
        Aug 31, 2016
    35. NaS
      NaS
      From here, just read down. Shit gets weird.
      X
      1. baconbits
        baconbits
        Wha? Daz GHEY!
        Jul 15, 2016
      2. NaS
        NaS
        Hardcore gay
        Jul 15, 2016
    36. Flow
      1. baconbits
        baconbits
        You stalking me? That's the stalker's anthem.
        Jul 12, 2016
    37. Flow
      Flow
      YOYOYOYO
      1. baconbits likes this.
      2. Flow
        Flow
        I theorize I can pay off my Dodge Avenger in about half a year my monitoring my spending. Who knows what I'll start saving up for after that. And I'll have exactly one year of schooling done by next February or maybe even less.
        Jul 11, 2016
      3. Flow
        Flow
        I feel like my teenage self kicked my older self in the groin and wants to take back over, but my older self is like naaah kid, I still need to be in control. So it's like a mix of maturity, ego, knowledge, and hyperactivity all into one. I feel like nothing can stop the Flownator. THIS TRAIN IS OFF THE TRACKS. CHOOO CHOOO.
        Jul 11, 2016
      4. baconbits
        baconbits
        Lol. That basically means you're still crazy. Nothing wrong with that, tho.
        Jul 11, 2016
    38. jayjay³²
      jayjay³²
      Those are my two kids in my avatar. The older is almost 2. The youngest just turned three months.
      1. jayjay³²
        jayjay³²
        Grats on the kid. The Bacon family is expanding quickly.
        Jun 28, 2016
      2. baconbits
        baconbits
        Yes it is. The Mrs. had to put the brakes on because I was ready to get to work on number 3.
        Jun 29, 2016
    39. Flow
      Flow
      Fuck Donald Trump.

      Yeah, yeah nigga fuck Donald Trump.
      1. baconbits
        baconbits
        Lol. Lots of women have.
        Jun 28, 2016
    40. NaS
      NaS
      What happens when these hands come out.
      X
      1. baconbits
        baconbits
        I was laughing more at your response after she did it. You a fool with that, man. I don't think they know how to handle that.
        Jun 27, 2016
    41. Mild Cholester
      Mild Cholester
      Your younger kid is darker than the older one? Interesting...
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      2. Mild Cholester
        Mild Cholester
        Yeah hair type seems to usually end up curly on part-blacks. A mixed dude could be as pale as a leprechaun and still end up with a black afro. I don't think blonde hair genes are necessarily lost just because they haven't surfaced though, redheads are born of brown hair couples all the time because they happened to be carrying the gene.
        Jun 23, 2016
      3. baconbits
        baconbits
        I never knew that about the red heads. I thought red hair was so recessive you basically had to get with another red head to even have a chance of having a red head kid. All of my nephews and nieces are mixed so I see a lot of what mixed kids have to offer. One nephew does have basically white curly hair.
        Jun 23, 2016
      4. Mild Cholester
        Mild Cholester
        Basically the only difference between dominant and recessive genes is that both parents need to carry a recessive gene for it to surface, I believe. It isn't actually required for either parent to show traits of the gene, only that they inherit it from their parent and mate with a person who also inherited the gene (even if said gene wasn't expressed in them).
        Jun 23, 2016
    42. Risyth
      Risyth
      So what got you into pastoring?
      1. Intus Legere likes this.
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      3. baconbits
        baconbits
        I feel bad for missing your last comment somehow. I don't know if its too stringent but my issue is that its a business. I know I'm a free market guy but I don't think we should be handing out master's degrees in seminary because someone can afford to attend.
        Jun 1, 2016
      4. baconbits
        baconbits
        I don't like the good boys' club nature of the whole thing, where people try to hire people that went to the school they liked and they recommend each other and teach each other things with no assessment on whether or not the person teaching or the person learning is truly gifted to do the profession.
        Jun 1, 2016
      5. baconbits
        baconbits
        Its just not for me. In my dream world the world would stop for three years and I would get to be surrounded by those incredible theological libraries and study to my heart's content. But that won't happen.
        Jun 1, 2016
    43. Aruarian
      Aruarian
      Hope you're mentally prepared for the battle of attrition that is replying in the musical talent thread, haha.
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      2. baconbits
        baconbits
        You're right about the other instruments. I literally was light years ahead of where I started on the bass when I first picked up the clarinet. There was just so much more I understood.
        May 16, 2016
      3. baconbits
        baconbits
        I'm torn about "breathing" in music. While I can sing adequately - certainly not good - I just enjoy playing an instrument where the only break you need to take is where the song requires you to do so. It took a lot for me to learn how to take a breath on my clarinet and I still have a lot to learn on that subject. Its an acquired taste for me.
        May 16, 2016
      4. baconbits
        baconbits
        I like the violin. If my son wants to go that route I would help him but I think he'll probably go for a more overly jazz kind of instrument. Tho I've heard some great jazz violin. One of my favorite jazz songs features a violin as the main instrument.
        May 16, 2016
    44. DemonDragonJ
      DemonDragonJ
      You mentioned that you have an advice thread, and I believe that I have posted in it, before, but that was some time ago, so would you please provide me a link to it?
      1. baconbits
        May 5, 2016
      2. DemonDragonJ
        DemonDragonJ
        Thank you very much.
        May 5, 2016
    45. Kagekatsu
      Kagekatsu
      So now that Trump's the nominee, are you voting third party, staying home, or holding your nose for Trump over Hillary?
      1. baconbits
        baconbits
        I have no idea, man. I'm very torn right now. I don't know if I can vote for this character but I know for sure I can't vote for Hillary. Choices. I'll probably vote for him but I won't like doing it.
        May 4, 2016
      2. Kagekatsu
        Kagekatsu
        You can always vote for Gary Johnson, I know quite a few Republicans doing the same.

        The best I can say is just grin and bare it best you can. If Trump loses big as many are expecting, it should kill his movement and allow the Establishment to regain control. And no party since WW2 has held the White House past three terms, so history suggests Hillary will be a one term president.
        May 4, 2016
      3. baconbits
        baconbits
        I don't think she'll be beaten either election. I don't think people realize how messed up the party will be after this election.

        There are people that are seriously considering whether they should even call themselves Republican anymore. I've never considered myself a party guy but if I did I'd be ashamed right now.
        May 5, 2016
    46. Cardboard Tube Knight
      Cardboard Tube Knight
      It just seems like the place wants to be part app, part Facebook so bad. I remember there being talk of an update, but then I didn't think it would be anything like this. I'm not so much torn as I am completely confused as to how most of this stuff helps anything. For one the User CP was like my bread and butter.
      1. baconbits
        baconbits
        Same here. I can't tell if I'm supposed to comment on your profile or just respond to your message in the comments, lol. I think it might end up working out for the better, tho, because this software has more possibilities and more support than the old stuff.
        Apr 27, 2016
      2. Cardboard Tube Knight
        Cardboard Tube Knight
        It looks like there might be too many possibilities. I kind of came back on a fluke, so I didn't expect to do anything more than comment on something and bounce, but I couldn't even figure out how to do it lol.
        Apr 28, 2016
      3. baconbits
        baconbits
        There's a big learning curve. When is the next book update, bro? I wanna read about some demon girls.
        Apr 28, 2016
    47. makeoutparadise
      makeoutparadise
      Claranet is awesome!
    48. makeoutparadise
      makeoutparadise
      you play bass guitar too bacon?
    49. Flow
      Flow
      I'm not too sure, but I have a friend that did collaborations as well with other artist online.

      I don't think it will be too complicated and it will work out. :)
    50. Flow
      Flow
      and sorry for the late reply. was in the middle of doing some homework
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