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baconbits

The Optimistic Pessimist, Male, 33, from Milwaukee, WI

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You win some, you lose some. Derozen killed us today. Apr 22, 2017 at 5:53 PM

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    1. afgpride
      1. Pandamonium likes this.
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      3. baconbits
        baconbits
        We just got our butts kicked. There's really no getting around that. GG Raptors.
        Apr 24, 2017 at 10:52 PM
      4. afgpride
        afgpride
        GG indeed, series isn't over though. Bucks crowd will be amped up and players will play some desperate basketball. On to game 6.
        Apr 24, 2017 at 10:58 PM
      5. baconbits
        baconbits
        Desperate basketball is good for defense, but not for offense. Just look at the difference in our free throw percentages. You guys just have more chill than us. Our boys get a little too worked up. We have the talent edge but you guys have the skill and experience edge. At least that's how I see it.
        Apr 24, 2017 at 11:02 PM
    2. baconbits
      baconbits
      You win some, you lose some. Derozen killed us today.
    3. baconbits
      baconbits
      If you a real winner you know how to bounce back! Fear the deer, baby!
      1. afgpride
        afgpride
        Do it, bacon. Pull the trigger and kill me now.
        Apr 20, 2017 at 11:50 PM
      2. baconbits
        baconbits
        I was thinking "my boy AFG has to be cussing at the TV about now" and I just shook my head. It was a game but as a sports fan I was disappointed by how it wasn't even as close as the score.
        Apr 20, 2017 at 11:57 PM
    4. Flow
      Flow
      1. baconbits
        baconbits
        Its not loading in my work network. I'll have to check it out when I get back home.
        Apr 18, 2017
      2. baconbits
        baconbits
        Lol. I just saw the vid.
        Apr 19, 2017 at 4:13 PM
    5. Swarmy
      Swarmy
      Sorry it took me so long to reply but I was busy like heck, since you like ants I guess you should check this site out: https://www.antweb.org/
      You can search for your city and all the ant species there with pics and info ;D
      1. baconbits
        baconbits
        Nice! Thanks, man.
        Apr 17, 2017
      2. Swarmy
        Swarmy
        No prob :D
        Apr 17, 2017
    6. Flow
      Flow
      West side niggas unite! You either ridin with me or you gettin smoked
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      2. Flow
        Flow
        Nah, I've been listening to new artist lately but I've always had a good spot in terms of taste for west coast hip hop. You got a list of artist you can put me on? What I liked about west coast artist is the instrumentals they would use as opposed to east coast/NY rappers.
        Apr 16, 2017
      3. baconbits
        baconbits
        Nothing really comes to mind at the moment. The only old school I've been listening to lately has been 8ball, MJG. Some UGK, Dungeon Family and Nappy Roots.

        For the west coast you can't really go wrong with Nate Dogg. If you just search for songs with him or Warren G in it you will get a good taste
        Apr 16, 2017
      4. baconbits
        baconbits
        of west coast instrumentals because those two understood g funk in a way few else did.
        Apr 16, 2017
    7. baconbits
      baconbits
      Fear the Deer!
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      2. afgpride
        afgpride
        Sucks about Jabari, but the silver lining is it helps you go from an above average defensive team to an outright elite one. Assholish or not, Giannis made a mistake because that type of stuff usually results in a response. It's hilarious how motivated DeMar gets when people slight him or disrespect him.
        Apr 15, 2017
      3. afgpride
        afgpride
        Anyway, see you in game 2. I'll either be talking mad shit or considering suicide.
        Apr 15, 2017
      4. baconbits
        baconbits
        Mad shit. I would be very surprised if you don't win Game 2. But my chin is strong enough to take a few punches, lol.
        Apr 16, 2017
    8. Rota
      Rota
      i dont understand what i did wrong with that last post? why was it not acceptable?
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      2. Rota
        Rota
        to be honest I see your reasoning and I'm glad you deleted VAK's posts as well so it was fair. but he literally just tagged me there because he wanted to taunt me and get a reaction
        Apr 12, 2017
      3. baconbits
        baconbits
        I noted that and he's the bigger offender. I have no problem with you or how you post in general. He basically summoned you to the thread to try and make fun of you.
        Apr 12, 2017
      4. Rota
        Rota
        Tbh I think calling him that in my first post was going to cause it to be deleted, but I don't think I was terrible or wrong. Thanks for your help anyways
        Apr 12, 2017
    9. Flow
      Flow
      I know I doubted yo' old ass with your new position but good work man. I hope your family is doing well.
      1. baconbits
        baconbits
        LOL! Hey, I'm trying to do a good job. And family is doing really good, man. How you doing?
        Apr 8, 2017
    10. reiatsuflow
      reiatsuflow
      I'm starting to think you've gotta stop interacting with some posters in the cafe. Or else you're going to lose your famous chill. You have to white noise that sometimes. It seems incessant, but there's only, like, three of them.
      1. baconbits
        baconbits
        B-b-but I'm still chill...

        Honestly I can't really do that because I feel as part of my role I need to interact with everybody. Maybe I'll just let more things go, tho.
        Mar 29, 2017
      2. Freechoice
        Freechoice
        baconbits is a mod? ahahahahahah wow this forum sucks ass
        Mar 29, 2017
      3. baconbits
        baconbits
        Going to hell in a handbasket.
        Mar 30, 2017
    11. The Handsome Klad
      The Handsome Klad
      this article is old, but can i post it?
      http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/archaeology/news/brain-magnets-decrease-faith-in-god-religion-immigrants-a6695291.html
      1. baconbits
        baconbits
        Nah, too old. But you could use it to spark a debate in the debate corner so long as you acknowledge the age of the story in the OP.
        Mar 28, 2017
      2. The Handsome Klad
        The Handsome Klad
        Debate corner is a ghost town, but I know you like the story bacon
        Mar 28, 2017
    12. Vino
      Vino
      bacon mah negro eggroll
      1. baconbits
        baconbits
        What's up, V?
        Mar 27, 2017
      2. Vino
        Vino
        All good, you?
        Mar 27, 2017
      3. baconbits
        baconbits
        Doing good, man. Being a mod is going well so far.
        Mar 27, 2017
    13. DemonDragonJ
      DemonDragonJ
      Baconbits, I need your help; recently, the forum has been automatically censoring words, and that is very, very bad. If the staff know that they can get away with censoring one word, they shall start to censor an increasing number of words, until freedom of speech on this forum has been completely crushed.
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      2. Alejandro
        Alejandro
        That's true. They're all offensive. They're all used to disparage minorities. Censoring them is not something I necessarily agree with. It's when people use them unironically that it's a problem.
        Mar 27, 2017
      3. baconbits
        baconbits
        You guys make good sense but ultimately those decisions must be made as a team.
        Mar 27, 2017
      4. Alejandro
        Alejandro
        Oh, I know.
        Mar 27, 2017
    14. DemonDragonJ
      DemonDragonJ
      When did you become a moderator, and how?
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      2. baconbits
        baconbits
        I can recommend bans, but I can't ban people directly. And you've been a rational poster. I have no problems with you whatsoever.
        Mar 26, 2017
      3. DemonDragonJ
        DemonDragonJ
        Thank you very much; I am glad to hear you say that.
        Mar 27, 2017
      4. baconbits
        baconbits
        Its just true, my friend.
        Mar 27, 2017
    15. Flow
      Flow
      I will save you from the darkness, old man.
      1. baconbits
        baconbits
        I didn't realize I needed to be saved, lol.
        Mar 25, 2017
      2. DemonDragonJ
        DemonDragonJ
        To what "darkness" are you referring?
        Mar 26, 2017
    16. Handsome Yak
      Handsome Yak
      Oi oi bacon! Finally modded? About damn time, took them way too long. You taking on the Café now or something like that?
      1. baconbits
        baconbits
        Yeah, just the Cafe, tho I think I have some mod powers in the KCC for some reason. I think that was added by mistake.
        Mar 25, 2017
      2. Handsome Yak
        Handsome Yak
        Don't tell anyone, lol.
        Mar 25, 2017
      3. baconbits
        baconbits
        Lol. Prolly too late with it out in the public.
        Mar 25, 2017
    17. Flow
      Flow
      Thanks for the congrats man.

      Some people within my work place are doubting me, I can already tell. I'm not just thinking about this level, but progressing to the next. Nothing is going to stop me.
      1. God likes this.
      2. baconbits
        baconbits
        Yeah, man. Don't listen to the haters, they only sap your motivation.
        Mar 25, 2017
    18. Superman
      Superman
      wha!? you are a mod now too!? it is like a mod bargain sale! Congrats modding...someplace
      1. jayjay³² likes this.
      2. baconbits
        baconbits
        Lol. There are three recent mods, including myself. Standards have certainly dropped. :maybe
        Mar 23, 2017
      3. Superman
        Superman
        or....maybe they have risen bit by baconbit
        Mar 23, 2017
      4. baconbits
        baconbits
        lol.
        Mar 24, 2017
    19. Flow
      Flow
      WAAAAH *sniff-sniff*

      F-Flow s-s-s-said.....m-m-mean things about meeeee!

      Let me know when he sends you one. :maybe LOL Sike, I know you're confined to confidentiality definitely now. lol
      1. baconbits
        baconbits
        Lol. Don't even pay it any attention.
        Mar 22, 2017
      2. Magilou
        Magilou
        There is something hilariously ironic about this.
        Mar 23, 2017
      3. baconbits
        baconbits
        Best baiter on NF.
        Mar 23, 2017
    20. Zyrax
      Zyrax
      Sparkles
      1. baconbits
        baconbits
        Reznor trolling again, lol.
        Mar 20, 2017
    21. Flow
      Flow
      Best regards to your family man. I hope everything is going well.
      1. baconbits
        baconbits
        Going real good. The littlest just turned one and his birthday party is tomorrow. It should be a lot of fun.
        Mar 16, 2017
    22. †obitobi
    23. Flow
      Flow
      Want me to smoke him out? I'll tag him. Here: @Bender

      You tie his legs and arms. We can purge here.
      1. baconbits
        baconbits
        Lol. I like @Bender , he's just nuts on what he thinks justifies an actual thread.
        Mar 3, 2017
    24. baconbits
      baconbits
      "Roses are red, my heart is fat; be my Valentine, or cash me outside, howbow dah."
      1. Freechoice
        Freechoice
        if ur black we are enemies
        Feb 16, 2017
      2. baconbits
        baconbits
        Dang, son. Why it gotta be like that? You hook up with Normality, or something?
        Feb 16, 2017
    25. afgpride
      afgpride
      Ay man, the little man is growing fast. Remember not to indoctrinate him with the Bible and allow him to grow into a militant atheist like uncle afg.
      1. Freechoice likes this.
      2. baconbits
        baconbits
        Lol. Maybe I should hide the Quran in my office as well. I'm getting old, bruh. I find myself saying things old people say like "they grow up so fast".
        Feb 16, 2017
    26. DemonDragonJ
      DemonDragonJ
      Why do you have an image of your son in your avatar? Is that really wise, considering that everyone on this forum can see it? In my mind, you are violating his privacy when he is barely even old enough to understand the importance of privacy.
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      2. baconbits
        baconbits
        I appreciate your concern, DDJ. But I'll determine his level of exposure myself.
        Feb 15, 2017
      3. DemonDragonJ
        DemonDragonJ
        Yes, I am sorry; I was not attempting to criticize your parenting tactics, I am merely concerned that he may be targeted by people seeking to harm him (or you, by extension), which is why most people prefer to remain anonymous on the internet.
        Feb 16, 2017
      4. baconbits
        baconbits
        I'm not afraid of being known to be honest. The worst someone could do is deface his image in some way and I don't think the community here would stand by and let that happen. He's probably more liked on NF than I am, lol.
        Feb 16, 2017
    27. ЯƎWO⅃ᖷ
      ЯƎWO⅃ᖷ
      likes received: 294
      given: 91


      how tight-fisted.
      1. baconbits and VAK like this.
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      3. ЯƎWO⅃ᖷ
        ЯƎWO⅃ᖷ
        you last repped me.....lemme see. oh ya. never.
        Feb 4, 2017
      4. VAK
        VAK
        Lies I repped you today
        Feb 4, 2017
      5. ЯƎWO⅃ᖷ
        ЯƎWO⅃ᖷ
        lol, my bad.
        Feb 4, 2017
    28. Aruarian
      Aruarian
      1. baconbits
        baconbits
        Nice! Too bad it ain't that easy to bring a bass into it.
        Feb 3, 2017
    29. Roman
      Roman
      I walked into a public stall yesterday and saw leftover pellets of someone's shit and thought "baconbits!"
      1. baconbits
        baconbits
        Now its turning into a meme?!
        Feb 2, 2017
      2. Mider T
        Mider T
        Great minds think alike when it comes to shit.
        Feb 2, 2017
    30. Mider T
      Mider T
      I walked into a public stall yesterday and saw leftover pellets of someone's shit and thought "baconbits!"
      1. baconbits
        baconbits
        Lol. You are too crazy.
        Feb 2, 2017
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