So I've been sort of toying with this for awhile in the back of my mind and decided to finally get to it.

So this is gonna involve two things.

Step 1: Find how long it takes Miss Fortunes Bullets to cross a set distance and use that to find out how much time passes per game second or frame or whatever.

Step 2: Calculate Yi's speed.

Pretty simple yeah?

Alright lets get going then.

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Why not?

This is gonna be the same as all those KH calcs, doing this partly because it should be hilarious and partly because I feel it illustrates the problems with the KH calcs quite well.

In this game one of the abilities of your character is to call down Lightning. It's real lightning, it gets called down from the sky and all that.

So theoretically I can do the same thing that has been done in KH here.

What I will do is this, I will...

Anyway so the Princess tosses a car across a river and Yuu-kun barely has time to drop from his duck.

Meaning this time frame should be pretty short.

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This entire calculation will rely on one critical assumption, but I feel it's more than justified for a few reasons which I'll discuss later.

First of all here's the feat:

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At first glance this doesn't look all that impressive, however what makes this impressive, at least to me is this page:

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Dunno what possessed me to do this.

Anyway so basically what happens is that Zamorak decides serving Zaros is stupid and rebels. In doing so he comes into possesion of an item called the Staff of Armadyl which is uber and stuff. He proceeds to force a confrontation with Zaros and completely wrecks his shit. Somehow through a series of events that is so far unexplained, Zamorak and Zaros end up impaled on the staff at the same time, which transfers some of Zaros' power into Zamorak....