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05-04-2013 01:19 AM
Crimson Dragoon

it's like the Elysium Fields, but with animu chicks
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05-04-2013 01:12 AM
Crimson Dragoon

a lifelong dream come true
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05-04-2013 01:03 AM
Crimson Dragoon

ahahahahaha
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05-01-2013 09:28 PM
ß

http://www.narutoforums.com/showthre...4#post47073664

Make sure you're not drinking any water while reading this
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04-30-2013 12:57 AM
Halo

A www love, I miss you too, which is why despite being gone for months, I still lurk back...
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04-28-2013 11:46 PM
Detective

Oh God, Steph Curry is gonna die in a hail of bullets now.

The Jinx is watching.

Oh God Why!?
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04-28-2013 03:58 PM
Detective

He honestly asked me how is Preet despicable?

How do I honestly answer that in just the form of a sentence?
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04-28-2013 03:42 PM
Detective

Why the fuck does a shitty Mod get angry when someone with integrity questions their shittiness at Modding?
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04-25-2013 01:03 PM
Aries

But how did it make you feel? Did it

[ ] bring you with so much emotions

[ ] make you scratch your ass

[ ] go CR gonna CR

Please mark X in 1 of the boxes before responding back
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04-25-2013 04:57 AM
Unlosing Ranger
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Originally Posted by jedijohn

OH MY FREAKING GOD.
WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM WITH ME?
DO HAVE A PERSONAL PROBLEM?
DO YOU ENJOY KILLING PEOPLE'S SELF-ESTEEM?

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Originally Posted by jedijohn

DO YOU GUYS REALLY NEED TO ADD INSULT TO INJURY?
IT'S PEOPLE LIKE YOU GUYS THAT ARE THE REASON I GO TO THERAPY!

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Originally Posted by A Tout le Monde

I'd share my pizza with you guys but I doubt you want me to know where you live.

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Originally Posted by Jinibea

When you to get laid twice in one day at age fifteen. Then try to burn me. Cause as of right now you can't even touch me

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Originally Posted by Bender Ninja

I pity you, TWF. Your live is so deprived of social interaction and general conversation that you take joy and pride in the mockery of others on a meaningless wiki. Feebly you try to gain some semblance of self-respect, but all for naught, as you sit on your small throne, a small man in a small world.

"Meaningless! Meaningless!"
says the Teacher.
"Utterly meaningless!
Everything is meaningless.

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Originally Posted by TWF

I'm glad Hikawa accepts me for who I am

Otherwise who else would I turn to with him having my foot so deeply buried in his cavernous ass that when he gets his monthly colonoscopy check up they have to double cover to treat for submarined athlete's foot as well

Thank you Hikawa you are a paragon

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Originally Posted by Crimson Dragoon

hadomaru is my shoe now in the same way that Hikawa is TWF's shoe

I kicked his ass so hard that my foot got lodged up his ass and now I use him as footwear

he spends everyday of his life having his face smashed against the ground

in other words, nothing much has changed for poor hadomaru

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Originally Posted by SYSC

So what's wrong with Cubey. Isn't he like a respected debater here?

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Originally Posted by Hikawa

Never mud wrestled. I need another guy to do it with.

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Originally Posted by Crimson Dragoon

John will show up and kill Jack with the power of interspecies love

though the more cynical and gruesome, yet more likely as well, result would be that if John were to show up, Jack would cut him open and use his intestines to strangle Vriska

my god why did I even think of that someone help me

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crossbow

How...

Weren't the folks in the seventies confused when "Star Wars Episode 4" came out?

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TimTebow 15 says
NO! NO YOU ASS
He was getting good double doubles with the added affect of 3pts
He was on his way to dirk level
Arthur Chang says
bargnani dirk level?
Platinum ... says

DIRK LEVEL
TimTebow 15 says
He was on his way
Arthur Chang says
what?
Platinum ... says
DIRK LEVEL
AHAHA
AHAHA
AHAAHAHA
AHAHA
DIRK IS A TOP 35 ALL TIME PLAYER
TimTebow 15 says
HE WAS PLAYYING ABOUT THE LEVEL DIRK
WAS AT THIS POINT OF HIS CAREER
Platinum ... says
OH GOD
THIS IS HILARIOUS
TimTebow 15 says
YOU STFU
MY LOGIC WAS FLAWELESS
Platinum ... says
Vasto trying to justify his draft strategy is even sadder than kubo trying to justify bleach's continued existence
TimTebow 15 says
LOOK AT HIS STATS ON YEAR 3 AND 4 AND COMPARE THEM TO DIRK'S 3RD AND 4TH YEAR YOU ASSES
Platinum ... says
Vasto
Just stop
Please
TimTebow 15 says
LOOK!
FUCKING LOOK!
THERE STATS ARE SIMILAR!
Platinum ... says
VASTO PLEASE SHUT UP THIS IS JUST SAD NOW
TimTebow 15 says
YOUR SAD NOW
FUCKS YA! HATERS
Platinum ... says
Vasto is a poorer judge of talent than Tommy Heinsohn
TimTebow 15 says
OK NEXT YEAR WHEN BARGNANI IS BALLIN LIKE DIRK YOU CAN'T SAY SHIT!
Platinum ... says

I'm saving this
This is going in my sig
So I can remember next year
When Bargani is averaging 5 rebounds and out for the season
TimTebow 15 says
DAMN RIGHT! YOUR GOING TO REMEMBER HOW RIGHT I WAS
Platinum ... says
That he is on his way to dirk level
TimTebow 15 says
HE IS FAG

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BigBoss DAE says
Defeat who? Who did Lebron have to defeat?
That did not defeat themselves
Platinum ... says
Boston
The Pacers
The Thunder
BigBoss DAE says
To GET to the finals not in the finals
Boston wore out there legs in a 7 game series
The Pacers...come on...
just stop it
Platinum ... says
The Pacers were leading the series
Everyone thought they had a chance of knocking them off
BigBoss DAE says
They were only in it because they were punking Lebron
Platinum ... says
Vasto you have the memory of a goldfish
BigBoss DAE says
then they got punched back
Platinum ... says
That's what we call "COMPETING"
Jesus fuck
BigBoss DAE says
Competing?
More like luck
Platinum ... says
They were up 2-1
That's not luck
BigBoss DAE says
oh I am sorry Plat
were they in a 5 game series?
no?
so Heat were not on a verge of elimiation?
so that lead did not actually mean anything
Platinum ... says
They were down vasto
Yeah it did
Hey guys
are you aware
That apparently leading a series
DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING AT ALL
VASTO LOGIC
BigBoss DAE says
Plat Pacers never won another game in the series!
Platinum ... says
But they won 2!
BigBoss DAE says
Leads do not mean anything!
Platinum ... says
Yeah they do
Holy shit
BigBoss DAE says
Plat you have to finish for a lead to mean anything
Platinum ... says
What the fuck am i reading
BigBoss DAE says
Logic
Platinum ... says
Hey guys
BigBoss DAE says
truth
Platinum ... says
Remember when the Yankees were up 3-0 on the red sox
that lead didn't mean anything
same as being 0-0
BigBoss DAE says
obviously!
no
0-0 means nothing
Platinum ... says
2-1, 3-0
They mean something
1-0 means somehting
Jesus vasto
BigBoss DAE says
Plat no they do not!
Platinum ... says
You are saying the heat didn't have a challenge getting to the finals
They were down in multiple series
BigBoss DAE says
you can be ahead all you want, won't mean nothing if you do not have it at the end
Platinum ... says
How is that not challenging?
Being down means something you stooge
BigBoss DAE says
Nope
Platinum ... says
It's like conversing with a brick wall that loves bargnani
BigBoss DAE says
Because Bargnani is going to be the next Dirk
Platinum ... says
And now we have come full circle. This stupid fucking ouroboros has now latched onto it's own tail

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