I'm only somewhat better though. I'm still coughing more than I'd like but thank you!

It's a losing battle for them. No matter what they do, no matter where they go, you can't fight teh ghey

Maybe I should sign up for the Japanese military That sounds like my kind of place.
WHAT. Save the world??? Who are you? No daughter of mine will save humanity!

I've never seen a picture of you... but don't go through any trouble
I'm the same way! But I usually try to pick the guy. If I can customize him and make him look pretty, I'll do that! But if he looks like a hideous, buffed up slab of meat, I'm fine playing the girl.

But... but...! That sounds like a yuri overload! Too much yuri! Take it back! TAKE IT BACK!

Well, plotting a gay revolution is just not something you want other people to see

A "bit" of bronchitis? Ain't nobody got time for dat!
Welp, glad you got better then~

They're being jealous. They're being tsun. They should just admit that they want our fabulousness as well and then we'll accept then. They're getting nowhere with this jealous behaviour.

You sound like those Japanese generals who dishonoured their soldiers when they returned from the battlefield alive and well. Such cruel people. Indeed, if I were to die, I would like to take my enemy with me, and I want my death to save the world.

Um, you saw a picture of me once, right? Or else I'd have to make a new one, with and without hat! Depends on what the game is, in Pokémon I always play a female character because I kinda like that(even though the bag colour/motive is pink, yuck). In other games it depends if I like the female character or not. If it's a customizable character, then I'll be the female. If the female is a fanservice-ish character and the guy looks badass, I'll choose the guy.

I'll read all the 300 or-so yuri on Mangafox and Dynasty combined!

Aw shit, did I speak about things I shouldn't have spoken about?

I think I'll survive I just had a bit of bronchitis. It was horrible

These heterosexuals are nothing but trouble They're so confusing. It's like they hate us, but they want to be us. It's only because we're the image of perfect

There is no greater honor than dying in battle! But I see what you're saying. Dying while fighting cops is stupid. You want to save it for a real battle

Omg what kind of hair do you have? Sounds like your hair has a mind of its own, just like mine. If I don't wear a hat, my hair will be ALL over the place. Do you play guy characters in RPGs too?

That's very unfortunate. For you. What do you do about it?

That's a secret

OH MY GOD ARE YOU ALRIGHT

Maybe it's only something that occurs with heterosexual guys! Like it occurs with heterosexual girls only as well.

What else should I do, die recklessly?

My hair actually prevents me from wearing hats more. It's either having flat hair but a hat on or no hat but normal hair. I always remember that I wanted to be a guy in those little "let's make up our own story!"-games, not even kidding!

See? That's what I mean! Yuri is still a minority thing!

Nowadays you prepare plans to exterminate all the heterosexuals in the world.

Guh, I have been sick for weeks I've been getting better but it's still not gone completely!

I can honestly say my panties have never gotten bunched up

Oh fine. I thought I raised you better You go and keep surviving if that's what you wish.

Figures you'd pick a hat like that So you do like pretending to be a guy. I don't like hats much, but I buy one ever year. I just always wear one to keep my hair from flying all over the place.

It's still funny. But yeah, from what I saw yuri went up a couple hundred. But yaoi went up a couple thousand

Hey, I was a very maniacal kid I always did stuff like that to everyone. Nowadays, I do much worse.

We need to find the origin of this... Mutation.
I thought it would be more logical if men's panties could get in a bunch, because there's barely any space and then it's too tight. Or I completely misunderstood the meaning of bunched up.

If they see me moving towards them with my sword in the air they'll shoot me first of course! I don't want to die!

I like wearing hats! I have one and it's something that apparently fits me and I like it because it makes me look masculine and I like that, too.

I didn't do research on it, it was a pic I found and I reblogged it but it confirmed my thoughts about it. I don't even know when these were taken, but any increasement is good.

W-why would you do that? At least trade with them, trade! Then again, that shows your 'foul' mindset.

Yes. There needs to be an extensive study on heterosexuality and how to possibly cure it
There's too much filling in men's panties for them to get all bunched up

You'll have to just go on a murder spree If any cops try to take your swords away, take their heads away. That's the best solution I can come up with. Tell me how it turns out!

I've had my hair down to my chin before. That's the longest I've ever had it. And just because you're feminine it doesn't mean you can't be a guy The boobs don't help, but that can be fixed. Okay, maybe you don't need to cut your hair short. But maybe you can wear a hat you'll be a bishie in no time!

I wasn't aware you did your own research and rant of it. I suppose I have to concede to you. Yuri is grossly misrepresented The numbers grew by a few hundred since you took those figures, though.

I sold Pokémon cards to my brother and sister when I was younger and took them for all they had. You're not above my business practices

Hetero people are the weird species, we require more research of them. Can men get their panties in a bunch, too?

I am not taking my sword outside? I don't want them to be taken away by some cop who thinks I'm a lunatic or something... Although he totally has the right to think so.

Ew no! My mom decided to cut my hair shoulder-length when I was in 4th grade, and again when I was going to 7th grade for some weird reason... It took me 'till last year to get my hair back to its original length. I don't wanna lose it now that I have it! Besides, there's only one thing I care about appearance-wise, and that is my hair. Honestly. When my hair got cut the first time, the teacher thought I was a new boy coming to the class or something. And nowadays I kinda sit like a guy, so when I wear a simple shirt guys mostly wear, I'd pretty much look like a guy if it weren't for my boobs and apparently I look feminine.

You think so? YOU THINK SO?!??! LOOK AT THIS, LOOK AT HOW UNFAIR THE DIFFERENCE IS

You'd sell things to your own daughter? You are truly heartless!!

It must be! All the hetero women I've known have been batshit insane. It's would be all too easy for them to bunch up their panties

I was never going to stop You don't need to say anything when you have a sword swinging in your hands

Have you thought of cutting your hair short and pretending to be a guy? I've been mistaken for a girl several times, myself

Where do you go to read your yuri? Mangafox has a ton of yaoi, so I'm guessing its the same for yuri PERVERT

It's sad, I have a second Frostmourne sword sitting in my closet and I'd love to sell- I mean send it to you if I could There just happens to be a lot of hit that I don't know!

It must be the heteros who get their panties in a bunch! This is a new discovery, I must preform research!

There's nothing wrong with excellent grammar, keep using it! What am I supposed to do against it though? The only time I've heard them saying stuff about me was a year ago. Besides, I don't feel the need to say something about it...

Thank you. I wish I just wouldn't be looked at when I sit like a guy(because that's so damn confy damnit) or wear jeans all day.

I highly doubt that, people are just more interested in yaoi! And if there's a lot of yuri, I can't seem to find it! I didn't start about hardcore yaoi, but hardcore yuri.

The closest place that sells swords is 45 minutes away and not always open, but not that I'm going there to buy them. I just like looking at them and for a second, feel as if they're all mine. You have lots of research to do, huh?