Yo does Naruto seriously have a small penis?

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sonnie_skies
03-22-2006, 01:34 AM
How the hell would anyone really be able to tell you for sure?

Mukuro
03-22-2006, 01:57 AM
I mean thats just a little dissapointing, but i guess then it would make sense how shonen jump might try to redeem this by making that bleach guy carry a sword as tall as himself, get it. So anyways if youve read the latist mangas with sai i find this seriously desenhearting in that ill probably just stop reading them because a protagonist with a small dick is like having no protagnist at all. But if i just miundertood and naruto even had an average sized penis ill probaly read again. Tell me if i am correct about his penis size?Are you male or female?How the hell would anyone really be able to tell you for sure?Who knows...? But Hinata might have seen it...

It might be the real reason to her passing out all the time...

sonnie_skies
03-22-2006, 01:59 AM
It might be the real reason to her passing out all the time...From glee or disappointment?

omg laser pew pew!
03-22-2006, 01:59 AM
Why the hell do you care about Naruto's manhood?

Tayuya (the banned one)
03-22-2006, 02:00 AM
9 tail kyuubi obviously 9 inch peepee.

Mukuro
03-22-2006, 02:01 AM
From glee or disappointment?Glee... Apparently Naruto has the biggest balls out of the rookie nine...

Naruto_Rasengan
03-22-2006, 03:13 AM
Glee... Apparently Naruto has the biggest balls out of the rookie nine...

Yeah, I heard that as well. I heard that the real reason everyone hated Naruto wasn't because of Kyuubi, it's because he has the biggest doodle. :P

Hoshi
03-22-2006, 03:17 AM
I mean thats just a little dissapointing, but i guess then it would make sense how shonen jump might try to redeem this by making that bleach guy carry a sword as tall as himself, get it. So anyways if youve read the latist mangas with sai i find this seriously desenhearting in that ill probably just stop reading them because a protagonist with a small dick is like having no protagnist at all. But if i just miundertood and naruto even had an average sized penis ill probaly read again. Tell me if i am correct about his penis size?

Don't worry. I've seen it. It's huge. Like a baby's arm holding an apple. It's a damn tripod.

itachichoi
03-22-2006, 04:26 AM
:/ this is all like .... sai is just gay looking at other people's private parts

omg laser pew pew!
03-22-2006, 04:33 AM
This thread is officially retarded

Shogun
03-22-2006, 04:37 AM
Fuck yeah, this is ridiculous. Someone will have to do something about it...

itachichoi
03-22-2006, 04:38 AM
lol ? maybe someone can like recycle it :D one of the admins prob can

Shogun
03-22-2006, 04:41 AM
It seems this guy registered, made a retarded thread and then fucked off, how pleasant.

Harlita
03-22-2006, 07:30 AM
Sounds like a THEORY thread to me.

Bahahahhah!

Dragonzair
03-22-2006, 07:35 AM
I don't know. Why don't you pull his pants down and find out? :oh

LivingHitokiri
03-22-2006, 07:37 AM
Wtf is this one crap....

vanh
03-22-2006, 07:38 AM
Wtf is this one crap....

i think so :oh

SoulCrusader
03-22-2006, 07:40 AM
lol, thats all i can say

Danny
03-22-2006, 07:40 AM
let us all grope naruto in hopes of answering this question

Oggi
03-22-2006, 07:42 AM
I bet we could start an entire section on Naruto Avenue just for topics like this. Apparently too many people have too much speculation on Naruto's penis...and it's scary...:oh

Bubbles
03-22-2006, 07:45 AM
Just what the hell?????

This is a manga and anime!!!!

XX

Danny
03-22-2006, 07:52 AM
manga + anime = HENTAI!

pearl_master
03-22-2006, 07:56 AM
hey there aint nowt wrong with hentai lol but y the hell are we talking about naruto's manhood lol god this is messed up lol

batanga
03-22-2006, 08:03 AM
Don't worry. I've seen it. It's huge. Like a baby's arm holding an apple. It's a damn tripod.
Hahaha ;D



Well, Sai didn´t say anything like that when he saw it... so I don´t think so :nod

pearl_master
03-22-2006, 08:04 AM
lol ok if you going to be like that lol

Danny
03-22-2006, 08:21 AM
Naruto has a baby penis.

17 inches long and weighs 8 pounds

Mizura
03-22-2006, 08:28 AM
This thread is a manga spoiler. :oh I'll ask the mods to move it.

BeyonderZ
03-22-2006, 08:43 AM
I mean thats just a little dissapointing, but i guess then it would make sense how shonen jump might try to redeem this by making that bleach guy carry a sword as tall as himself, get it. So anyways if youve read the latist mangas with sai i find this seriously desenhearting in that ill probably just stop reading them because a protagonist with a small dick is like having no protagnist at all. But if i just miundertood and naruto even had an average sized penis ill probaly read again. Tell me if i am correct about his penis size?

If your a guy I'd have to say this "How big of a penis would naruto have to have to make you happy" and if your a girl "Naruto is a manga character, you can you can imagine what you want but in the end naruto just isn't real"

Wrath
03-22-2006, 08:59 AM
It's impossible to say, really, since we have two contradictory statements, one from Sai saying it's small, and one from Kiba saying.. http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/3476/sassessment5ln.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
But, in Naruto's case size doesn't matter, because Kitsune have always been known as legendary lovers.

Giant Enemy Crab
03-22-2006, 09:46 AM
Sai was having one of his "moments" where he tried to piss of Naruto.

Akechi
03-22-2006, 04:37 PM
Why the hell do you care about Naruto's manhood?

QFE...

This is just disturbing, and it has no answer.

Seany
03-22-2006, 04:41 PM
What the hell. I think you are taking Sai's dick jokes to seriously.

zeN323
03-22-2006, 04:56 PM
lol Sai is just gay I just hate that guy and who the hell cares if Naruto has a small penis wtf -___-

Aman
03-22-2006, 04:57 PM
You can look if you'd like. :oh

Rangamaru
03-22-2006, 04:57 PM
If he had none at all, it really wouldn't affect the story. So what does it matter?

FuzzySnake
03-22-2006, 05:02 PM
It's obvious that Naruto has SOMETHING down there.

And we all know that's better than nothing!

Ninja-G33k
03-22-2006, 05:29 PM
What a funny thread this has turned into to!

Thorin
03-22-2006, 05:45 PM
At least we know that Naruto is straight.

*cough*Sasuke*cough*

Gunners
03-22-2006, 05:51 PM
I hope it gets scrapped soon.

If you would stop reading the manga, and all manga if the characters had small dicks that is kind of sad.

They say males are bigger pervs, i dont give a shit if the series is filler with flat chests.

Phosphorus
03-22-2006, 05:57 PM
Hooboy... This... I... Don't know what to say.

CrazyMoronX
03-22-2006, 06:01 PM
Yes, Naruto has a small unit. That is the REAL reason he never wore Gai's green jumpsuit. He didn't want to humiliate himself.

Gunners
03-22-2006, 06:08 PM
Yes, Naruto has a small unit. That is the REAL reason he never wore Gai's green jumpsuit. He didn't want to humiliate himself.


LOl.

i thought jiraiya told him not to wear that crappy suit.

I remember the anime scene.

Password
03-22-2006, 06:09 PM
Kabuto's package > Naruto's package


/Surprised no one else said this first... Where's Y~K when ya need him? :P

Blitzkrieg
03-22-2006, 06:13 PM
someone trash this

$!@de
03-22-2006, 06:32 PM
what are you a fag

Ninja-G33k
03-22-2006, 08:25 PM
someone trash thisNot yet!

We're having too much fun making cheap jokes! :nuts

Saf
03-22-2006, 09:01 PM
9 tail kyuubi obviously 9 inch peepee.

Poor Gaara. :(

And anyway, it wasn't enough to keep Sasuke from looking elsewhere for some lovin', so I'm guessing yes.

dylec
03-22-2006, 09:58 PM
Haha, this thread makes my stomach hurts from laughing. ;D

Vaizard
03-22-2006, 10:05 PM
You know what they say about guys with big chakra.

gaara_rulz
03-22-2006, 10:06 PM
THIS IS THE MOST F:cussingCKED UP THREAD ANYONE HAS EVER
MADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gaara_rulz
03-22-2006, 10:10 PM
Why would you wanna know anyway??????

StrIkEd
03-22-2006, 10:28 PM
Oh my FUCKING LORD!!!!!!!!!!!! :huh

flapdrol
03-22-2006, 10:33 PM
sasuke's thing> naruto's thing :P

Envy
03-22-2006, 10:36 PM
He's japanese, it's inevitable.

gabha
03-22-2006, 10:39 PM
Why would you wanna know anyway??????
Why wouldn't he want to know:amuse ?

Neji
03-22-2006, 10:45 PM
no wonder he likes being a girl more........cant like sakura use her nedical skills and give him a boost in hormones so it can grow....lol

Envy
03-22-2006, 10:48 PM
no wonder he likes being a girl more........cant like sakura use her nedical skills and give him a boost in hormones so it can grow....lol


The japanese are born with small penis's. It wouldn't help at all.

Chiru
03-22-2006, 10:49 PM
Umm... No? :huh

Crys
03-22-2006, 11:02 PM
this is just bizarre....but....i think he has an average size one i guess? *blank look* i really dunno...enough to make Sasuke interested but not enough to keep him sticking around?

besides, why the heck would you ditch something just cuz the character isn't hung like a horse?! that's pretty screwed up right there....

tank!
03-22-2006, 11:05 PM
well sai said so, so i guess yes...lol. well, the kyuubi gives him enormous chakra, so...who knows? :P

dannyboy
03-22-2006, 11:06 PM
umm sai was joking duh, it's like insulting someone for example : " ur dick is small like ur moms" i'ts a joke, hes not for real, dam....

dragonfire
03-22-2006, 11:08 PM
no, he has an efficient penis :)

Wander
03-22-2006, 11:09 PM
@_@!?!?!?!?!?

RAGING BONER
03-22-2006, 11:11 PM
I mean thats just a little dissapointing, but i guess then it would make sense how shonen jump might try to redeem this by making that bleach guy carry a sword as tall as himself, get it. So anyways if youve read the latist mangas with sai i find this seriously desenhearting in that ill probably just stop reading them because a protagonist with a small dick is like having no protagnist at all. But if i just miundertood and naruto even had an average sized penis ill probaly read again. Tell me if i am correct about his penis size?
if he even has one it must be TINY, which is why many people around here can relate to him...poor bastards, it does explain the anger though.

Hoshi
03-23-2006, 12:30 AM
9 tail kyuubi obviously 9 inch peepee.

Poor Gaara. :(

And anyway, it wasn't enough to keep Sasuke from looking elsewhere for some lovin', so I'm guessing yes.

Haha! :rotfl

For the record, Chouji must be AWESOME in that department. I mean, c'mon, bubun baika no jutsu, anyone? :nuts

ThiefKing
03-23-2006, 01:00 AM
Poor Naruto...


He's probably a grower, not a shower :D

Drakarn
03-23-2006, 01:06 AM
wtf is this shit?

you people do realize that Naruto is a fictional character, a cartoon, a drawing....

the artist can draw even a 500" penis on the character....

Zek
03-23-2006, 01:07 AM
From the moment I saw the topic, I knew this thread was going places.

kagebunshinnofootsu
03-23-2006, 01:08 AM
From glee or disappointment?


lmao

probably so true :P shes always stalking him and she can peep through walls :o

Hoshi
03-23-2006, 01:38 AM
lmao

probably so true :P shes always stalking him and she can peep through walls :o


:nuts You've just sent my mind into fanfic heaven! I didn't think about that aspect until now.

Tayuya (the banned one)
03-23-2006, 01:56 AM
Anyways, do you think Kishimoto planned out his penis size in advance? That jumpsuit seems kind of loose, perhaps to help him stay comfortable with his "size" ?

DJDOC
03-23-2006, 04:40 AM
9 tail kyuubi obviously 9 inch peepee.

Of course! It's so logical! Anyone who doesn't understand is a dufus.

Hey admins! Let's consider this case closed!

Dommy
03-23-2006, 05:14 AM
I mean thats just a little dissapointing, but i guess then it would make sense how shonen jump might try to redeem this by making that bleach guy carry a sword as tall as himself, get it. So anyways if youve read the latist mangas with sai i find this seriously desenhearting in that ill probably just stop reading them because a protagonist with a small dick is like having no protagnist at all. But if i just miundertood and naruto even had an average sized penis ill probaly read again. Tell me if i am correct about his penis size?

Haha, you're kidding, right? :imslow

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Take this! :yell

http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/398/rottentomato5ff.gif

Master Scorpion
03-23-2006, 05:22 AM
Noo...you wrong guys!! Naruto is a caucasian (blond +blue eyes),and hes got big penis unlike Sasuke!!

angieness
03-23-2006, 06:07 AM
Penises shrink in water and they were in water so yeah...

Bisuke
03-23-2006, 06:14 AM
man, this is one retarded thread.

and I might have the answer:

I saw this in a show once called "F.R.I.E.N.D.S." and as I can remember, it said there that a ***** of a man is as long as his tip of his thumb to the tip of his index finger.

so go take a picture of Naruto and check out his hands.:notrust

and if you're a male, then try it. and be shocked, you retarded pervert.:toliet

Naruto_Rasengan
03-23-2006, 07:49 AM
I think Sai is just jealous becuase's Naruto's is so much bigger then his. :amuse

nyce456
03-23-2006, 07:53 AM
He's japanese, it's inevitable.

do you this from personal experience?

Thorin
03-23-2006, 08:02 AM
Size doesn't matter, right?

Bisuke
03-23-2006, 08:04 AM
who says it does anyway? :amuse

Pepé Le Pew
03-23-2006, 08:05 AM
I think a fellow Byakugan user can answer you.

Size doesn't matter, right?
To the girls....it does...

Bisuke
03-23-2006, 08:13 AM
nah, I don't think it matters to girls. :oh

Pepé Le Pew
03-23-2006, 08:30 AM
nah, I don't think it matters to girls.
I blame M-rated fanfics for making penis sizes an issue :P

Bisuke
03-23-2006, 08:33 AM
nah, that's okay. but yeah, blame those fics. :amuse

yannhoch
03-23-2006, 09:41 AM
Of course Naruto have a very small penis.

And that's why Sakura wants Sasuke so bad.

Because Sasuke have a huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge penis !! :P

Danny
03-23-2006, 09:41 AM
I blame society!

Wrath
03-23-2006, 10:17 AM
Of course Naruto have a very small penis.

And that's why Sakura wants Sasuke so bad.

Because Sasuke have a huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge penis !! :PNah. Think about it - Naruto is extremely confident in himself, while Sasuke has an inferiority complex.

Master Scorpion
03-23-2006, 10:23 AM
Nah. Think about it - Naruto is extremely confident in himself, while Sasuke has an inferiority complex.

Sasuke never shown to Naruto that he had inferiority complex..

he said to Naruto "I am more special than you" and so of course his penis more big than naruto even his hair is black not blond.

Bisuke
03-23-2006, 10:26 AM
Dito!! :hug

anyways, Sasuke is just plain cheeky. so, wait, guys with high pride have big penis? :omg

Master Scorpion
03-23-2006, 10:37 AM
Dito!! :hug

anyways, Sasuke is just plain cheeky. so, wait, guys with high pride have big penis? :omg

yeah more big their penises, more arrogant they become...:P

Solo Styles
03-23-2006, 11:09 AM
Sai wants to touch Naruto...

Bisuke
03-23-2006, 11:25 AM
and good thing Yamato was there at the hot springs to stop Sai from doing that. :laugh

LZ
03-23-2006, 11:27 AM
i want to touch him

ナルト
03-23-2006, 11:46 AM
i really can't believe this thread has actually gone so far as it has no merit whatsoever...but just goes to show you that somethings are just better left unexplained....

Ninja-G33k
03-23-2006, 12:34 PM
i really can't believe this thread has actually gone so far as it has no merit whatsoever...Stuff and nonsense! This is one of the funniest threads around (but then I happen to like cheap jokes...).

:: Assumes sagely Maito Gai pose ::

<ahem>

"It is not the weapon that is important, but the technique!" :Gaipose

Hoshi
03-23-2006, 12:38 PM
"It is not the weapon that is important, but the technique!" :Gaipose

Yosh! :leepose

Toffeeman
03-23-2006, 12:41 PM
Hinata has seen it... and she liked what she saw...

http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/7788/0057la.jpg
http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/1241/0061du.jpg

Pepé Le Pew
03-23-2006, 12:50 PM
^Oh yeah!I remember that comic!!XDHilarious!
It has 2 versions.
This was about Hinata liking how Naruto's penis seems like a drill or sumthin :P.
The other one was how shocked Hinata was with Naruto's huge penis.

Plot-no-jutsu
03-23-2006, 01:30 PM
OMG.............................

Jonas
03-23-2006, 01:39 PM
He seems to have a small one. Thats just my 2 cents.

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