If they were in the real world, what jobs would they have?

Doctor Crane
06-28-2011, 02:16 PM
Moving to the House of Uzumaki.

Distance
06-28-2011, 02:17 PM
Belongs in the HoU!

Orochimaru would be a child molester.

bachaa
06-28-2011, 02:21 PM
Shikamaru would be a chess grandmaster.

Marcellina
06-28-2011, 02:25 PM
Naruto- Priest, Pope some type of religious leader
Sasuke- He'd be a bum because he would blame the world for his shit life
Sakura- nurse or fellow bum wife of sasuke
Kakashi- porn direcor
Shikimaru- Teacher
Chouji- Construction worker
Killer Bee- Doctor...................Dre :ho
Raikage- Coach in a high school or college
Tsunade- Porn star

Roronoa Zoro
06-28-2011, 02:25 PM
medical ninja = medical jobs

/obvious

Blackout
06-28-2011, 02:26 PM
Kakuzu - Still a bounty hunter.
Zetsu - Botanist.

Marcellina
06-28-2011, 02:31 PM
Hidan- serial killer
Kakazu- Banker
Sasori- circus actor
Kisame- World spectacle
Itachi- magician
Toby- A good boy
Nagato- soldier
Diedara- I forgot what they call those people that blow up buildings. Imma just call him an exterminator of sorts
Konan- stripper

Sasuko
06-28-2011, 02:31 PM
Hidan: Cult leader.
Jiraiya: Gentlemen's Club owner
Iruka: Teacher /obvs
A: Wrestler, for real.
Ibiki: Interrogator /obvs
Lee: Bruce Lee impersonator/protege.

Sasuko
06-28-2011, 02:33 PM
Anko: Lingerie model on the side
Kakuzu: Mob
Sasori: Toymaker/puppeteer
Kabuto: Embalmer
Kisame: Circus freak show
Temari & Tenten: Dancer
Neji: Taichi instructor

Hidans Laugh
06-28-2011, 02:35 PM
Orochimaru- priest....
Hidan- Red Cross Helper
Raikage- wrestler
Killer B- P. Diddy
Kakashi- David Bowie
Tsunade- Old Hag in retirement home
Naruto- Village Idiot, believe it
Hinata- Wife of the Village Idiot
Sasuke- Stinky Drunk beating his wife every night
Sakura- Being beaten by her husband Sasuke. Reason for Sasukes drinking habbits
Deidara- Artist
Madara- King of the World
Kiba- Dog Trainer
Sai- The Anime Creator
Sasori- wood cutter
Minato- shemale stripper

Killer Zylos Wolf
06-28-2011, 02:58 PM
Zetsu would be a spy. http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/3645/zaruzetsu.png

shinethedown
06-28-2011, 03:15 PM
Kisame-Appertizer
Rock Lee-Fitness intructor
Sakura-Natsu cosplayer
Raikage-Sprinter/Boxer

Mexicano27
06-28-2011, 04:54 PM
Naruto: cleaning toilets at McDonald's
Sasuke: unemployed, probably joins a gang
Sakura: nurse
Shino: entomologist
Kiba: dog trainer
Hinata: yoga instructor
Shikamaru: cashier
Choji: chef
Ino: supermodel
Rock Lee: kickboxing instructor
Neji: wudang instructor
Tenten: police/military sniper

Emo_Princess
06-28-2011, 05:26 PM
Ino could be a model,Itachi too :hurr
Gai a fitness instructor,Hinata a school teacher,Hidan a tattoo artist,Or works in a piercing shop.

Kakuzu a bank manager :awesome
Sasuke a pop singer :33
Sakura a female wrestler :LOS

Bellez
06-28-2011, 05:29 PM
Sakura - Whore.

Doge
06-28-2011, 05:38 PM
Kakuzu- knitting champion for 3 years straight.

Deidara- a crappy sculter

Sasuke- Lead singer for My Chemical Romance

Naruto- counsellor, a bad one I might say.

Might Guy- Track star

Neji- accountant

CrazyMoronX
06-28-2011, 06:01 PM
Kabuto - Politician
Orochimaru - Politician
Madara - Dictator/Terrorist/Politician
Kyuubi - Politician

Raikage - pro wrestler
Killer Bee - short-order cook at Burger King/aspiring rap artist

Sakura - prostitute
Hinata - housewife
Ino - prostitute
Tsunade - doctor/porn star
TenTen - meth head
Temari - prostitute

Chouji - NF member
Chouza - NF member pretending to be a girl
Naruto - NF member pretending he's ambidextrous and a child prodigy with an IQ of 190 and that it's not a blessing to be a genius and not as great as people might think.

Kakuzu - Sakura, Ino, and Temari's pimp and sometimes mercenary.
Hidan - CIA operative specializing in "interrogation"

Maito Gai - action movie star.
Kisame - action movie star.
Jiraiya - Gai and Kisame's hollywood agent and full-time pervert.

Sasuke - emo kid.

Mark Uzumaki
06-28-2011, 06:03 PM
Naruto - Own a Ramen Shop
Sakura - Doctor
Sai - Receptionist at Hotel or a painter
Rock Lee - Kung Fu Master
Neji - Bodyguard
Might Gai - Martial Arts Champion
Shikamaru - Chess Champion or Military strategist
Choji - working in Stock exchange
Ino - Ballet Dancer or working at flowers shop
Hinata - Baby Sitter or in Nursery
Tenten - Create weapons at military
Sasuke - Singer
Kakashi - Fisherman
Yamato - Builder
Orochimaru - Scientist
Jiraiya - Work at the Disco or strip club
Tsunade - Gambling Casino
Iruka - School Teacher
A - World Heavyweight Champion ( WWE )
Killer Bee - Hollywood Best Rapper
Asuma - Thief ( sorry Asuma fans , I am one of them )
Hidan - Priest
Kakuzu - Criminal
Deidra - Terrorist
Sasori - Puppet Shop
Kisame - Pirate
Tobi - Formula 1 Racer
Itachi - Bussinesman
Nagato - President

theRealKunoichi
06-28-2011, 06:34 PM
Naruto- a ramen/restaurant owner (5 star of course!)
Sasuke - waiter who spit on food because he hates everyone
Sakura - hostess whose madly inlove w/ Sasuke the waiter
Kakashi - dishwasher/cook for Naruto's restaurant :P

Judecious
06-29-2011, 03:51 AM
Tsunade would be in Senate.

droidsteel
06-29-2011, 04:42 AM
Naruto - professional footballer (soccer)
Sasuke - mental home resident
Sakura - nurse
Hinata - Fitness instructor
Kiba - dog breeder
Shino - biologist specializing in insects
Lee - professional runner
Neji - professional boxer
Tenten - martial arts weapons instructor
Ino - nurse
Choji - sumo wrestler
Shickamaru - living with his mum
Kakashi - male model
Guy - physical ed. teacher
Asuma - youth worker
Kurenai - social worker specializing in child support
Iruka - primary school teacher
Gaara - mental home patient
Kankuro - puppeteer
Temari - meteorologist
3rd hokage - mayor
Tsunade - nurse
Shizune - nurse
Jyriya - writer of erotic novels
Orochimaru - plastic surgeon
Kabuto - 'alternative' medical student
Jirobo - olympic weight lifter
Kidomaru - professional archer
Tayuya - flutist
Sakon - Biological researcher
Ukon - Sakon's assistant
Kimimaro - government asset
Itachi - swat unit turned swat target
Kisame - freak show act
Zabuza - sword fight choreographer
Haku - Ice sculptor
Mizuki - teacher
Ramen guy - ramen guy most likely

Omnipotent Pirate
06-29-2011, 04:49 AM
Naruto Would be a in sports. I can't see him succeeding anywhere else in the real world,
Sasuke would probably do well in whatever he does. I may dislike him, but I can't say he'd be a failure in the real world.
Sakura would most likely be a doctor.
Jiraiya would be a writer, just like in the manga.
Shikimaru would end up a CEO of a company. he would start at a low position, but keep getting promoted without trying to.
Itachi would be in law enforcement
Gatou would be doing what he's doing now.
Zabuza would be an assassin
Ino would be a physiologist, saleswoman, or hairdresser.
Ibiki would be the same as in the manga
Neji would be a businessman

Jayka
06-29-2011, 05:05 AM
Lol, a while ago I had been brainstorming about that with some others:

Tsunade - Used to be doctor before she became mayor of the town. Still helps out in the hospital when she feels like it.
Jiraiya - writer of perverted books
Kakashi - Jiraiya's assistant/publisher/agent
Naruto - A very ambitious paperboy. Wants to become mayor of Konoha one day.
Sakura - Doctor
Sasuke - Tries to keep Uchiha Corp from going bankrupt
Sai - Fashion Designer
Asuma - Mechanic
Ino - Florist
Gai - Gym teacher or has a dojo.
Rock Lee - He's possibly dyslexic. And assists Gai in his dojo.
Neji - Works for Hyuuga Corp (that's one big company)
Tenten - Police officer
Kurenai - Optician
Hinata - Leader of Hyuuga Corp (or a teacher)
Shino - Detective
Kiba - Shino's sidekick
Hana - Vet
Hanabi - Works for Hyuuga Corp

ShiggyDiggyDoo
06-29-2011, 05:07 AM
Gai would be a UFC fighter most likely.

Killer B would obviously be a rapper. One that's better than Lil Wayne.

Itachi would be a hitman.

Serenity Fever
06-29-2011, 05:43 AM
Jiraiya - Erotic novelist, durr
Naruto - Preacher? lmao
Minato - Mayor
Sakura - Nurse
Tsunade - Surgeon
Kakashi - Middle/high school teacher
Hinata - Daycare teacher
Shikamaru - Military tactician
Chouji - Chef
Kiba - Dog trainer
Sasuke - Businessman turned psycho
Neji - Dojo master with Lee and Gai
Ino - Florist
TenTen - Weapons designer
Sai - Artist
Shino - Entomologist

Benzaiten
06-29-2011, 08:56 AM
Jiraiya would be a better version of Hugh Hefner. :pimp
Orochimaru would be the no. 1 predator in the world.
Kabuto would be Orochimaru's apprentice/accomplice.
Madara would be a famous and talented actor, known for his ability to switch personalities in just a second. :LOS
Naruto would be the host of his famous talk show called TnJ.
Sasuke would be the seemingly perfect and normal businessman who one day cracks and murders everyone on sight. :kukuku
Lee would be a mixed martial artist and an iconic figure for the youth. :gar
Gai would be Lee's coach and mentor who's also an icon of youth.
Itachi would be a blind guy. :blinditachi
Kakuzu would be a greedy smuggler/drug dealer.
Sai would be a yaoi/romance/smut/mature mangaka. :hurr

:maybe

GrandLordAtos
06-29-2011, 09:11 AM
Naruto - Frycook at Burger King (What? >.>; Don't tell me you all weren't thinking the same thing!)
Sasuke - Greeter at Wal-Mart (...I couldn't stop snickering when I typed this)
Sakura - Doctor
Hinata - Librarian (A rather quiet and peaceful job to have)
Kiba - Vet (Self explanatory)
Shino - Exterminator (Who better to kill bugs than the one who knows them best?)
Shikamaru - Mall Security (Fired in a week for sleeping in the parking lot)
Ino - Florist (She already kinda is)
Chouji - Construction Worker (He's got the strength and the gut!)
Lee - Personal trainer (YOSH! If you cannot do 100 pushups, then it is 300 sit ups for you!)
Neji - Optometrist (Who better to check your eyes than the master of vision? xD)
Tenten - Sushi chef (Don't trust her to prepare your food in front of you though - she gets overzealous with pointy objects)

s1fizik
06-29-2011, 11:33 AM
Naruto- NYC Cab Driver. I'll get you anywhere dattebayo!
Sasuke- Highlander. UNLIMITED POWERRRR.
Sakura- knocked up high school drop out and stay at home mom.
Hinata- Masseuse, the most popular in town. She can see all your ki points. mmmm.
Kiba- Police Canine Unit and detective.
Shino- Professor of Entomology at Harvard.
Shikamaru- Retired millionare after huge success on stock market.
Ino- Psychologist
Chouji- Cooking Channel/Chef/Food enthusiast bringing you the best snacks from around the world.
Kakashi- SpecOps badass commando.
Tsunade-staring in Cougar Town with Courtney Cox.

Blazing CobaltX
06-29-2011, 03:23 PM
Naruto - Ramen maker/seller :LOS
Sakura - Doctor
The Sauce - Hobo
Kiba - Detective
Shino - Hive owner
Jiraiya - Erotic bookwriter
Tsunade - Head doctor
Orochimaru - Mad scientist
Kabuto - Mad scientist's apprentice
Ino - Flower shopkeeper or fashion designer
Lee - Fitness teacher with Gai
Neji - Martial arts teacher
Sai - Artist/Mangaka
Yamato - House builder
Chouji - Chef

stockholmsyndrome
06-29-2011, 06:39 PM
Naruto - Mayor or President or similar role
Sasuke - Detective
Sakura - Doctor
Kakashi - Police Captain

Snowman Sharingan
06-29-2011, 07:07 PM
Naruto - politician
Sasuke - i could see him as a rich businessman
Kakashi - book critic
Jiraiya - writer
Itachi - director of the CIA or the FBI
Hidan - priest
Orochimaru - priest :hurr
Yamato - lumberjack
Killer Bee - rapper
Raikage - NFL player
Sasori - puppeteer :zaru
Deidara - fireworks/bomb maker
all medic nins - doctors
Kisame - scuba diver
Kakuzu - banker

Rosie
06-29-2011, 07:12 PM
Sakura: Doctor
Ino: Doctor or Nurse or Florist
Sasuke: Psychotic Serial Killer

Fighting Kitsune
06-29-2011, 10:35 PM
Naruto: Preacher, psychiatrist, or a writer of self-help books
Sasuke: celebrity heir who later snaps and becomes a serial killer and an associate of terrorist organizations
Sakura: Doctor or nurse who later gets fired for malpractice for beating up patients and loses her license and is ordered to attend anger management classes and ends up working as a pissed off Wal-Mart worker.
Kakashi: Naruto's assistant or a highschool teacher or a college professor. Also has a second job working with Jiraiya, seeing what type of porn is hot or not.
Sai: Model, fashion designer, or artist
Jiraiya: Porn film director or writer of erotic books (obviously ;33)
Tsunade: Hospital director and/or mayor who is frequently featured in newspapers for scandals of alcoholism, gambling debts, and beating up people. She threatens to fuck people up, hence why she is able to keep her job. Oh, and the boobs help, too. :LOS
Asuma: Highschool teacher or mechanic
Shikamaru: Fast food employee who somehow works his way through the ranks and ends up becoming CEO without even putting much effort into it.
Chouji: Fast food joint employee or a celebrity chef who has a show on the Cooking Channel
Ino: Fashion consultant or host of some fashion show like "How Do I Look?" or a writer for the gossip column in a magazine or a model. Oh, and I'll also go for the typical answer and say she'll probably be a florist, also.
Kurenai: Meh...guidance counselor, maybe?
Hinata: Librarian, bookstore worker, or a daycare worker
Kiba: Veterinarian or a canine unit cop
Shino: Private investigator or an entomologist
Gai: Dojo owner and instructor
Lee: Gai's assitant
Tenten: Gai's assistant or a weapons designer and collector
Neji: Popular yoga/tai-chi instructor
Itachi: Detective who specializes in undercover work
Deidara: Terrorist and activist, who has a bunch of groupies and wants to introduce the world to his brand of "art"
Sasori: Serial killer who's on the FBI's "Most Wanted List", and, like Deidara, has a bunch of groupies and wants to introduce the world to his brand of "art"
Hidan: Serial killer/cult leader
Kakuzu: Mob hitman or drug dealer

Jena
06-29-2011, 10:38 PM
Sasuke-Unabomber

Doge
06-29-2011, 11:08 PM
Instead of fanboy 1, oro's sex offender 2!

Tifa Lockhart
06-29-2011, 11:13 PM
Oreo - Pedophile
Naruto - Mayor
Sasuke - businessman turned serial killer
Sakura - Doctor
Ino - Model

Kαrin
06-30-2011, 02:44 AM
Itachi - Teacher
Sasuke - Singer
Hidan - Drug dealer or serial killer
Orochimaru - Drug dealer
Pain/Yahiko - Owns a tattoo/piercing shop
Sakura - Nurse
Ino - Model/Actress
Naruto - Ramen Shop

Crona
06-30-2011, 04:29 AM
I have a feeling that Madara would be a good therapist/counselor for young teens.

OrigamiAngel
06-30-2011, 09:04 AM
Hmmm well...
Naruto- President
Zetsu- Gardener
Hidan- Priest
Orochimaru- pedophile or otorhynologist (plastic surgeon)
Sakura- Doctor
Deidara- Terrorist bomber or pyro mechanic
Sasori- Doll collector

Almesiva Moonshadow
06-30-2011, 11:08 AM
Sakura-annoying housewife
Sasuke-an alcoholic who complains how miserable his life is...
Naruto-the mayor
Pein-a mob boss
Konan-one of the mob boss's bitches
Sasori-works with the mob,collects barbie dolls as a hobby
Zetsu-works with the mob,but dreams of owning a flower shop
Kisame-also working with the mob,likes to go fishing in his free time
Deidara-working with the mob,accused of terrorism, and blowing up various buildings.
Hidan-working with the mob,and the leader of a religious sect.
Kakuzu-mob,and a bank robber
Tobi-mob,does acting and stage performing as a hobby.
Itachi-working for the mob,accused of being a mass murderer
Tsunade-porn movie star
Jiraiya-porn movie director
Kakashi-porn movie fan
Gaara-a mental hospital patient
Hinata-Naruto's wife
Orochimaru-scientist...and a rapist
Kabuto-a nerdy kid
Hiruzen Sarutobi- a retired mayor
Sai-a goth
Minato-a male model
Shino-collector of rare buges and butterflies
Kiba-selling dog kennels
Neji-working on shampoo comercials,and does palm reading
Choji-owning a fast food restaurant
Ten-Ten-a bitter,bitter woman
Gai-action movie actor
Lee-Gai's biggest fan,wants to get his autograph
Shikamaru-lazy,unemployed guy
Ino-famous pop singeress
Karin-a prostitute chasing after Sasuke
Zabuza-hired assassin and hitman
Haku-Zabuza's bodyguard
Gato-a drug dealer,and a smuggler of stolen goods
Iruka-working in a kindergarden
Konahamaru-mayor wannabe
Killer Bee and A-WWE Wrestlers
Ebisu-a gigolo

Black Swordsman
06-30-2011, 05:18 PM
Naruto - Local Gameshop worker
Sasuke - Drug dealer
Kabato - Dentist
Ino - Whore
Kisame - Deep sea diver
Sakura - Pole dancer
Anko - Pole dancer
Hidan - Priest
Sasori - toy maker.

Tsukiyo
06-30-2011, 08:02 PM
Kiba- dog trainer/breeder
shino- bee keeper
naruto- messiah

Cornbreesha
06-30-2011, 10:58 PM
Naruto- Loud Homeless man
Sasuke- Abercombie Model / Serial Killer
Sai- Male stripper
Sakura- Town Whore
kakashi- Director of Porn shows
Ino- Works at a nail salon
Chouji- Manger at Mcdonald's
Shikamaru- Works at Mircosoft...part time
Neji- Angry Bussinessman
Tenten- Yoga instructor
Rock Lee- Gym teacher
Gai- Karate teacher
Shino- Gang banger
Kiba- dog breeder
Hinata- Librarian
Karui- security guard

kiss me!
07-01-2011, 08:55 AM
Naruto : Promotional Speaker

Sasuke : Serial Killer with a motive

Sakura: Do nothing.

True Story.

Chaelius
07-01-2011, 09:25 AM
Naruto: Homeless guy that keeps yelling to everyone that he'll be the best president ever someday, eventually develops a mental condition where he starts living in his own fantasy world where he calls himself the messiah.

Sakura: Medschool dropout, becomes a spinster with a lot of cats, one day the cats all revolt and kill her.

Kakashi: Reads porn, writes bad slash fanfiction.


Sasuke: http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_d1JZUAdifwY/RnCrpnQoirI/AAAAAAAAAHk/bhej3bhFS7s/s400/Patrick+Bateman.jpg
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_q514fFpQvPk/S4jvnWF1KCI/AAAAAAAAALg/MWtyFxY1JV0/s400/patrick-bateman-430-75.jpg

Then he becomes the Batman.

Silo
07-01-2011, 10:35 AM
Naruto: Food taster
Sasuke: Hitman/Abusive boyfriend
Sakura: Hitman's first kill/Needy girlfriend
Tsunade: Bartender
Jiraiya: Porn director
Itachi: Model
Hinata: Amish person

Aanndd that's all I can think of for now :sag

Narsha
08-13-2011, 11:06 PM
Sasori: puppet master/toxicologist <3
Deidara: clay sculptor/pyromaniac
Kakuzu: black market dealer
Hidan: jashinist
Konan: origami shop owner

VioNi
08-14-2011, 12:06 AM
Gaara - Pimp. :pimp

Semplice
08-14-2011, 01:48 AM
Deidara would sell fireworks and Kisame would own an aquarium.

Soul King
08-14-2011, 01:53 AM
Shikamaru would be doing stuff for Nasa.

:noworries

Tobirama Senju
08-14-2011, 02:46 AM
Tobirama would be a President or General of the Army :datass

VampireNeu
08-14-2011, 02:52 AM
Itachi/Sasuke - model stars/ movie actors

Suigetsu/Kisame - fishers

Karin - office worker

Ino - Flower seller

Sakura - medical specialist

Sasori - Puppet seller

Pain - Writter

SakuraRocks
08-14-2011, 05:21 AM
Naruto: President
Sasuke: He would be on the most wanted List of the FBI ^^
Sakura: M.D or nurse
Sai: Painter
Kakashi: Imitator XD

Iruka: Teacher

Shikamaru: Harvard University Professor
Chouji: Restaurant Critic
Ino: flower vendor
Asuma: Tabacco Shop

Kiba: dog Trainer
Shino: he'd be working for the FBI! The strong and silent Type! ^^
Hinata: definitely NOT in a call center! Probably CIA like her Cousin!^^
Kurenai: Fitness Trainer

Neji: He would definitely be working for the CIA with these pair of eyes! :)
TenTen: Weapon Shop
Lee: Karate Trainer
Maito Gai: Karate World Champion

Gaara: Considering what he can do with his sand probably in the construction Industry
Kankuro: in a puppetry definitely
Temari: she'd be selling fans! XD

Tsunade: senior physician
Jiraiya: Porn Writer
Orochimaru: Snake Charmer

princess of iwagakure
08-14-2011, 05:38 AM
Naruto: Heir of a multi-national corporation and philanthropist.
Sasuke: FBI agent
Shikamaru: Detective/Prosecutor
Sakura: Doctor/CSI
Jiraiya: Porn director
Kakashi: Porn actor
Gaara: Mafia
Lee: Bruce Lee

♥Red♥
08-14-2011, 05:48 AM
Sasuke :Model /policeman/actor/criminal/singer/mafia
Itachi :Teacher/actor/model/ pole dancer /mafia
Karin : Pole dancer
Sakura :Teacher/ doctor
Naruto : President

SmilesMcgee
08-14-2011, 09:13 AM
Naruto - Either a cop or a Diamond Thief
Sasuke - Professional Hit Man (hell yah :datass)
Sakura - Cop/Cia Agent/Gym Teacher :awesome
Ino - ...flower shop?
Chouji - owner of a BBQ restaurant
Shikamaru - A sucky Harvard Professor that sneaks shots of liquor from his desk.
Kiba - Barbarian
Shino - Spy
Hinata - Social Worker/Teacher/Cia agent :awesome
Madara - Founder of a terrorist group
Itachi - fuckin boss :datass
Kisame - A Fish
Sasori - Puppeteer
Deidara - In charge of Fireworks Display/Terrorist
Hidan - Homeless guy
Tsunade - Pimp
Jiraiya - Prostitute
Orochimaru- Professional pedophile
Pain - Cashier
Konan - Librarian

NighterX
08-14-2011, 09:23 AM
actors in naruto the movie

DancingShadows
08-14-2011, 10:44 AM
Sasuke - Stripper

:sasutom :strip

:kaga

Mayumi Lios
08-14-2011, 11:00 AM
Hinata - I would say some type of work with children but I think the children would walk over her due to her shy nature (since sadly kids are like that) so maybe something that doesn’t involve to much social interaction. Or a house wife

Sakura - Doctor or nurse

Ino - Florist, nurse, or something working children

Lee - Work involving children or fitness

Kiba - I could see him being a male stripper

Tenten - teacher?

Neji - waiter/butler

Shikamaru - rich computer tech guy

Sage
08-14-2011, 11:14 AM
Naruto - Secretary General of the United Nations (UN)
Shikamaru - Deputy Secretary General of the United Nations
Kakashi - General Assembly President of the United Nations
Tsunade - President of The Red Cross
Sakura - Vice President of The Red Cross
Shizune - Personal advisor/secretary to the president of The Red Cross
Gaara - Security Council President of the United Nations
Lee - President of the Bruce Lee fan club and owner of a Kung-fu dojo
Sai - a modern day artist
Ino - creator of of Match.com and part time telepathist
Kiba - Professional dog whisperer
Hinata - house wife or school teacher (can't see her being all that independent in the real world)
Jiraya - A pimp
Killer B - Newly recruited member of the Wu Tang Clan (R.I.P. ODB :cry)

Itachi - Director of The Central Intelligence Agency
Nagato - Self proclaimed religious leader of the world
Konan - President/CEO of Dunder Mifflen :P

Madara - Leader of the world terrorist organization.
Sasuke - President/CEO of Fudge packing incorporated! :nod
Orochimaru - A real life Dr. Frankenstein
Kabuto - Dr. Frankenstein's personal assistant
Kakuzu - bounty hunter & gambler assosiated with the Mafia
Hidan - Leader of a satanic cult
Deidara - An expert demolitionist and part time cross dresser
Kisame - a shark

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