Different Male Body Shapes

Synthetickiller
05-27-2010, 02:54 PM
Hah, I'll be typical and say I don't fit into this, but then again, I don't know what I'd look like if I didn't lift.

I'd say I'm trapezoidal since I have large everything, legs, thick waist (not fat, but you need a strong core to holding heavier weight), decent arms, wide back, etc.

I wouldn't say I"m well proportioned though. I'd say I have a long torso for how tall I am and shorter limbs (although I don't look like a midget at least, lol :whoo).


Finding clothing that fits its a PITA. The waist might be 32", but I need to wear 36"+ to find leg holes that fit comfortably (not skin tight like chicks wear). At least shirts haven't become a problem yet, although XXL shirts are even long for me.

Hell, if I were to post measurements on the female thread about this, they'd say I have an hour glass shape, hah!:zaru

Prendergast
05-27-2010, 03:49 PM
kinda gets depressing towards the end

Bonten
05-27-2010, 03:50 PM
Awesome, I'm perfect.

I feel like Cell. :datass

CrazyMoronX
05-27-2010, 03:54 PM
Trapezoid. I'm so fuckin' sexy, bro.

horsdhaleine
05-27-2010, 04:08 PM
kinda gets depressing towards the end

I know, right? :rotfl



Well, they asked for it. :wink

Toby
05-27-2010, 04:33 PM
I'm off to measure myself to figure out which is the closest fit. :quite

Though I assume I have a trapezoid body since I literally fit into everything I put on, and I have godly metabolism. :hurr

Punpun
05-27-2010, 04:43 PM
Trapezoid I think. :amuse

fuuki
05-27-2010, 04:53 PM
I'm a trapezoid as well. It's nice to have finally found my body 'shape.'

Alice
05-27-2010, 06:02 PM
First two shapes is what I'd love to see, but last three is what I actually get to see....everywhere :-(

Tifa
05-27-2010, 06:05 PM
First one looks the best :hurr

Prendergast
05-27-2010, 07:57 PM
so what's the difference between medium narrow and narrow?

Ennoea
05-27-2010, 08:58 PM
The style tips piss me off, but I guess Im a rectangle.

First two shapes is what I'd love to see, but last three is what I actually get to see....everywhere

Bluebeard
05-27-2010, 09:02 PM
Oval :awesome

Dream Brother
05-27-2010, 09:05 PM
Dunno which one I'd be out of those. I'm definitely an Ectomorph, though.

Noda. B
05-27-2010, 10:58 PM
Pretty sure I'd be a rectangle or something. Can manorexic count as a body shape?

Synthetickiller
05-27-2010, 11:06 PM
First two shapes is what I'd love to see, but last three is what I actually get to see....everywhere :-(

You haven't seen me yet. smile-big:wink

little nin
05-28-2010, 05:13 PM
I'm on Rectangle at the moment, used to be Trapezoid but I'm working on getting it back! :mad

Can't wait till the work pays off :pek

BossNigga
05-28-2010, 05:16 PM
Inverted triangle. I go balls to the walls in the gym

taiga
05-28-2010, 06:52 PM
rectangle. <3

Super Mike
05-29-2010, 12:56 AM
So I fit into trapezoid I think.

ulquihime_baby
05-29-2010, 02:12 AM
Trapezoid would look good. Inverted Triangle and triangles piss me off :pek

Champagne Supernova
05-29-2010, 03:35 AM
I'm either oval or triangle

:(

Grrblt
05-29-2010, 04:39 AM
so what's the difference between medium narrow and narrow?

One of them is medium.

Roy
05-29-2010, 05:16 AM
I can't even tell.

Bryan Paulsen
05-29-2010, 05:26 AM
Funny how legs are left out.

The ideal used to be the V-taper (I guess what they'd refer to as the inverted triangle), interesting how times change.

Most males are capable of achieving just about any shape on there, depending on amount of hypertrophy and how lean they are.

Havoc
05-29-2010, 05:28 AM
I'm perfect, whatever that is.

Pilaf
05-29-2010, 07:36 AM
I'm pretty much a rectangle, but only when I have like almost no body fat. I look more like a triangle right now.

Prendergast
05-29-2010, 12:23 PM
One of them is medium.

:wth

i'm not satisfied

adee
05-29-2010, 02:16 PM
By the end of the post I was in dumps and crying and eating chocolate to compensate :-(

Thanks a lot Hors :-(

horsdhaleine
05-29-2010, 10:11 PM
^Why would someone smexy as you end up crying? :sniff

(I've seen your pic dohohoho~ :LOS )



And don't hoard chocos and eat 'em by yourself!!! SHARE!


Anyway, all shapes are normal. Although, I have to admit.. that triangle shape needs a little work-out. Trapezoid seems rather rare. Most of the guys I liked in the past are rectangle, oval, and geeky-thin. Not because I like that particular shape but because I liked the personality and 'aura'. You know...

anony34215
05-29-2010, 10:27 PM
i hate trapezoids :C
inverted triangles ftw

Comic Book Guy
05-29-2010, 10:38 PM
I believe I'm a rectangle.

reaperunique
05-30-2010, 04:46 AM
somewhere around trapezoid and inverted Triangle...I think:oh

adee
05-30-2010, 10:30 AM
^Why would someone smexy as you end up crying? :sniff

(I've seen your pic dohohoho~ :LOS )



And don't hoard chocos and eat 'em by yourself!!! SHARE!


Anyway, all shapes are normal. Although, I have to admit.. that triangle shape needs a little work-out. Trapezoid seems rather rare. Most of the guys I liked in the past are rectangle, oval, and geeky-thin. Not because I like that particular shape but because I liked the personality and 'aura'. You know...

aura?
Do they like put on so much Axe it keeps leaking out and making a mist around them?

dohohoho I'm a rectangle!

Is there a clinically proven "healthy" shape?
What shape do athletes have on average?

Lastly, and most importantly,
If you want to accentuate the shoulders but dislike tight clothes, especially tucking in the shirts, what do you do?

horsdhaleine
05-30-2010, 10:48 AM
If you want to accentuate the shoulders but dislike tight clothes, especially tucking in the shirts, what do you do?Ask Toby. ;)

adee
05-30-2010, 10:52 AM
When I asked him last a couple years ago, he just said, "Suck it and just wear smart" :(

I hate smart aka tight :(

Synthetickiller
05-30-2010, 02:49 PM
What if you're a trapezoid moving towards and inverted triangle w/ 2 other shapes (cylingers maybe?) stick out of the bottom.

These shapes a conducive of double legged amputee.

I think chicks like the golf tee shape (all upper body w/ stick legs). Go figure.

Synn
05-30-2010, 06:40 PM
Trapezoid, I'm awesome! :hehee

ATurner
05-30-2010, 07:13 PM
Ha! I am currently a triangle that is very wide at the base. My aim is to be an inverted triangle in an few months!

martine4161
05-31-2010, 12:25 AM
Hey I like the article with the shapes theory. Actually I am finding this from long ago but can't. Thanks for giving me this. Basically every man wants V shape but if the structure of his body is not like that then he can't actually. But still I am working on that direction now.

Prendergast
05-31-2010, 12:43 AM
lol if the structure of his body is not like that then he can't actually. but you're still working on that direction now. is that implying your structure is wrong and what you're doing is futile?

Synthetickiller
06-01-2010, 08:02 PM
Ha! I am currently a triangle that is very wide at the base. My aim is to be an inverted triangle in an few months!

Change that to a few years, if not 10. It takes time.

R00t_Decision
06-01-2010, 08:32 PM
Trapezoid @ 6'3?

Time Expired
06-01-2010, 09:30 PM
lol if the structure of his body is not like that then he can't actually. but you're still working on that direction now. is that implying your structure is wrong and what you're doing is futile?

That's kinda how I read it - but perhaps he's saying that he's moving in that direction/getting as close as possible.

It's interesting though. I would say that most have a prototypical self/ideal self in mind and, for many, it's unattainable.

Make the best you that you can and be happy.

Necroæsthete
06-07-2010, 05:55 PM
I'm closest to Trapezoid... And I only weight 63kg for a 20 year old. It's a miserable situation...

The World
06-07-2010, 06:08 PM
Oval fat fuck woman hips etc etc. :tomasulk

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