How to get rid of a spider without touching it

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Aiolia
06-16-2008, 05:44 PM
That's rather troublesome >.< Isn't there anyone else in the house you can ask?

House
06-16-2008, 05:45 PM
Hit it with a newspaper or something like that.

Trias
06-16-2008, 05:45 PM
Take it onto an A4 paper, and throw it out of window, instead of killing it. You won't have to touch it, and you won't kill it too. Well.

emROARS
06-16-2008, 05:47 PM
Dust pan and brush. Keep the brush on it so it doesn't move, then throw it outta the window to the big wide world. :awesome

Lastier
06-16-2008, 05:49 PM
Use a broom and squash it against the wall.

Nikitaa
06-16-2008, 05:49 PM
Hit it with a newspaper or something like that.

Won't its body fluids stick on the wall after that? I don't want to mess up my wall with dead spider shits.

Take it onto an A4 paper, and throw it out of window, instead of killing it. You won't have to touch it, and you won't kill it too. Well.

Even that scares me. Don't laugh. >_>

Use a broom and squash it against the wall.

Why am I not surprised you come up with primitive Bauernmethods?

Levithian
06-16-2008, 05:56 PM
Spray it with hair spry until it falls to the ground and stops moving, or moves feebly, then crush it by tossing a heavy book down on it. You wont have to touch it or hit it with anything and risk it falling to the floor and running off it dose not die, or risk it getting on you...best to spray it with poison if you have some. You can do all this if you fear spiders that badly. I myself would opt for the direct approach.

Lycanthropy
06-16-2008, 05:58 PM
Get a cup and a piece of card (like a post card or something), put the cup over the spider, then slide the card underneith and lift it off the wall and drop it out the window.

Vicious
06-16-2008, 06:10 PM
Just grab two cups and scoop it, then throw the poor thing outside-_-;

Cloud
06-16-2008, 06:31 PM
Spray it with any kind of shit you have. :lmao

Ninjaguiden
06-16-2008, 06:31 PM
Cup a glass over it, then slide a card under it and release it...

King
06-16-2008, 06:31 PM
Rape it .

SP
06-16-2008, 06:32 PM
Have you managed to get rid of it yet?

Louis-954
06-16-2008, 06:32 PM
My god.....its a harmless bug, do you realize how many times larger than it you are? its probably more scared of you than you are of it. Grab a bunch of paper towels and grab it, you wont even feel it.

2cm is rediculously small.

Otogakure Tsunade
06-16-2008, 06:33 PM
Fling the shoe at it.

Or if you're an elvis fan. Shoot that fucker.

av
06-16-2008, 06:39 PM
Get a glass, cover it with it, move the glass until its inside, now slide a flashcard between glass, in the wall, ta-da it's trapped, throw it outside. You fucking pussy.

Kumagawa Misogi
06-16-2008, 06:41 PM
Killing intent knocks them out and then you can throw it out with a paper sheet...

Cair
06-16-2008, 06:42 PM
I'd roll up a newspaper and kill the fucker. :argh

CrazyMoronX
06-16-2008, 06:44 PM
Here's what I did, once:

The spider was crawling on the wall, so I got a piece of paper and it crawled onto the paper. Then, I placed the paper face-down on the floor. I got a hammer and smashed the shit out of it.

Dead spider. :thumbs

Raven Darkholme
06-16-2008, 06:46 PM
Get a cup and a piece of card (like a post card or something), put the cup over the spider, then slide the card underneith and lift it off the wall and drop it out the window.

last time i tried that i chopped half its legs off :-(

CrazyMoronX
06-16-2008, 06:47 PM
last time i tried that i chopped half its legs off :-(
Good. :LOS

dilbot
06-16-2008, 06:49 PM
Do it Arachnaphobia (movie) style poor some alcohol on it then set it aflame! :WOW

CrazyMoronX
06-16-2008, 06:56 PM
I tried that, actually. There was this massive black widow on the wall in the bathroom. So, like any sane-minded young man would do, I grabbed some hair spray, a lighter, and you guess the rest. :LOS

Worked like a charm, except for the brown burn mark on the wall.

dilbot
06-16-2008, 07:00 PM
^ was it satisfying? :wtf

non-explody
06-16-2008, 07:12 PM
NO NO here's what you do if it's in an inconvenient spot. Turn on the vacuum, add a long extender tube thing and suck it to its death. :del
I have to do that a lot...

Nash
06-16-2008, 08:11 PM
NO NO here's what you do if it's in an inconvenient spot. Turn on the vacuum, add a long extender tube thing and suck it to its death. :del
I have to do that a lot...

That's how I do it too. But the disgusting thing is...you can hear the spider hitting the walls of the tube. That's soo yucky..eww eww :arg

Geno
06-16-2008, 08:12 PM
(Assuming its still there...)

As others already mentioned, you can spray it with pretty much anything, and when it falls down, use a broom to sweep it into a dustpan.
Or, you can smack it with a newspaper, lightly, so its body fluids won't stick to the wall, but with enough force to kill it.
That worked when I killed roaches in the past...
I fear it might crawl on my bed while I'm sleeping >_____<''' uwaaahhh
I hate that as well.

j e s s i e
06-16-2008, 08:16 PM
2 cm spiders? try 4 inch centipedes.

anyway, if you don't want to get your hands dirty, try scooping it into a piece of tupperware and throwing it outside.

or you could use my preferred method and smash it with a dictionary. :del

BAD BD
06-16-2008, 08:17 PM
Throw a fucking shoe.

FLUFFY G
06-16-2008, 08:18 PM
Spray stuff on it.

♠Mr.Nibbles♠
06-16-2008, 08:23 PM
Spray it with bug spray and watch it shiver and die slowly.

Silent Storm
06-16-2008, 08:23 PM
Henry hoover is your friend.

http://vacuum-cleaner.electrical-guide.info/images/content/henry-numatic-cylinder.jpg

SunnyxShine
06-16-2008, 08:25 PM
get a (few)tissue(s) *if you dont want to feel it squish* and make it a nice square, then cover it over the spider quickly and squish it so it doesnt run away..then grab it while its still on the wall *DONT LOOK AT IT* and then make the tissue into a ball *DONT LOOK AT IT* and then flush it~bye bye D:

or vacuum works just fine~its even better :wtf

Little Washu
06-16-2008, 08:47 PM
^
they took all my idea's:notrust

at least it is not this
http://bp0.blogger.com/_Q8Z-yuEFdFM/Rox5bIaKuhI/AAAAAAAAAPE/XBitRwH-3AA/s1600/frodo-shelob.jpg

PerveeSage
06-16-2008, 09:09 PM
put it in your pants so it can crawl around and bite you. :argh

Juno
06-16-2008, 09:45 PM
Get a cup and a piece of card (like a post card or something), put the cup over the spider, then slide the card underneith and lift it off the wall and drop it out the window.

But not on a windy day or it'll come flying back at you with this expression :LOS

BAD BD
06-16-2008, 09:47 PM
blow it :zaru

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww.

Catterix
06-16-2008, 09:52 PM
If you're a tad sadistic, spraying some deodorant is fun as it blinds them, and they just scurry around bumping into things :)

I think my favourite spider death was my cat eating a live one. It wriggled about in her mouth for a while before all was still, and then she spat out the legs. :awesome

Hollow'd Heart
06-16-2008, 09:54 PM
Get your dad to throw it out the window, mine does that all the time.....

Netorie
06-16-2008, 10:14 PM
i do like the episode of family guy with the frog. i kill it, then drag it around with a stick or something to remove it...i'm weird like that. X.X

dummy plug
06-16-2008, 10:31 PM
use a broom and lightly brush it away...:)

Ookii Kintama
06-16-2008, 10:39 PM
Shall I get my dad? (but he's sleeping..)

Wake him up, this is an emergency.

Table
06-16-2008, 10:41 PM
Vaccum cleaner?

Gecka
06-16-2008, 10:42 PM
Riot Pump shotgun works better than shitty OP

Kameil
06-16-2008, 10:43 PM
Ball him up in toilet paper and throw him into the toilet and shit on it.

Rebelle Fleur
06-16-2008, 10:45 PM
kill it with a shoe

thats what i do :gar

Denji
06-16-2008, 10:49 PM
Burn the house down. That should take care of it.

Tserge
06-16-2008, 10:57 PM
Well, if it was small, 1-2 cm, I would use a shoe,any larger, bug spray.

Silver Reflection
06-16-2008, 11:03 PM
Spray a bunch of hairspray on it and watch the thing freeze up.

mary no jutsu
06-16-2008, 11:50 PM
smashing it with a book.

~Zaxxon~
06-17-2008, 12:05 AM
One thing I've learned from smacking insects and spiders is that they leave odd looking stains on my ceiling. >.>


So I'd say grab it with a tissue, then squish it.

Ayana
06-17-2008, 01:11 AM
Call your dad.
:zaru

trapar
06-17-2008, 01:15 AM
Yeah, I think I'd use a shoe as well...

Jaded Heart
06-17-2008, 01:49 AM
Kill it with shoe or swat it with a magazine.

iLurk
06-17-2008, 02:21 AM
God damn it.

How old are you?

I remember in High School, and there was a spider crawling on a girl's desk.

She was sitting in the middle of another bunch of girls, and even they screamed.

They aren't even remotely CLOSE to the spider. It was a baby one, hardly bigger than a pinky nail.

I let the spider crawl on my fingers, and then I brought it to the windows, and wipe him off at the ledge, so he can crawl away.

And the girls were like "DUDE! THAT'S DISGUSTING! YOU'RE SO GAY"

Gaawa-chan
06-17-2008, 02:26 AM
We used to use spray adhesive... blegh... works really well, though. From what I understand, it messes up their nervous system so that they just... shut down, you know? Not nice, but yeah.

Vanity
06-17-2008, 12:12 PM
Dust pan and brush. Keep the brush on it so it doesn't move, then throw it outta the window to the big wide world. :awesome

That's a good idea.

I usually use kleenex or something and get it to crawl on that....then throw it outside before the spider crawls on me somehow.

Your idea is better though and makes it less likely to crawl onto you.

I don't like to kill things(except mosquitos which I'll kill with my bare hands) so I always try to dispose of them in some other way by getting them outside somehow.

I'm not actually scared of spiders by the way. I just don't want them on me.

Pink Floyd
06-17-2008, 12:14 PM
God damn it.

How old are you?

I remember in High School, and there was a spider crawling on a girl's desk.

She was sitting in the middle of another bunch of girls, and even they screamed.

They aren't even remotely CLOSE to the spider. It was a baby one, hardly bigger than a pinky nail.

I let the spider crawl on my fingers, and then I brought it to the windows, and wipe him off at the ledge, so he can crawl away.

And the girls were like "DUDE! THAT'S DISGUSTING! YOU'RE SO GAY"



YOU'RE SO GAY!

Netorie
06-17-2008, 12:15 PM
Burn the house down. That should take care of it
i like the way you think. XD

Mojo
06-17-2008, 12:19 PM
Here's what I did, once:

The spider was crawling on the wall, so I got a piece of paper and it crawled onto the paper. Then, I placed the paper face-down on the floor. I got a hammer and smashed the shit out of it.

Dead spider. :thumbs
Haha, I hate spiders :notrust

Effloresce
06-17-2008, 12:26 PM
I was stuck in a similar situation last night except it was a moth. I tried to squish it and I sawed it close up and it was ewww... :D:
I left my bedroom door open so it could fly out and I woke up in the morning and it was gone. Where it went, I have no idea. ;x
But yeah use hairspray or scream and wake up your parents and beg them to kill it for you, works for me . :zaru

Lance Vance
06-17-2008, 12:36 PM
I just found one. On the wall. It's about 2cm² and it looks disgusting. So how do I kill it? I don't even want to touch it when it falls to the ground.

This is serious. I have arachnophobia, well actually i have any-kind-of-insect-phobia but I forgot the term for it. I fear it might crawl on my bed while I'm sleeping >_____<''' uwaaahhh

Shall I get my dad? (but he's sleeping..)

ya vacuum its sorry ass, or if not just leave it it gets rid of the much MUCH more annoying flying insects

|)/-\\/\/|\|
06-17-2008, 01:52 PM
Well a week ago I saw a huge spider on my wall, at least 100 cm2 (10cm x 10cm), I don't know if it was a spider but it had 8 legs and all hairy ...


You can call me a coward, I don't care ...
I just shot it with my gamo air rifle smile-big

LiveFire
06-17-2008, 03:01 PM
I fucking hate spiders. I would smack it with something.

Xion
06-17-2008, 04:05 PM
Use your penis.

Though you are probably a girl since you are afraid of spiders. So, use that other thing you have. :zaru

Mori
06-17-2008, 05:26 PM
I usually spray them with Lysol or some Febreze product. Then throw them out.

Juanita Tequila
06-17-2008, 06:30 PM
Spray Febreeze on it! :argh

alisha
06-17-2008, 06:31 PM
Whack it with a baseball bat. :edu

April
06-17-2008, 06:40 PM
just spray poison on it.

my little sister has bugaphobia so I kill bugs for her :P

Chu-kun♥
06-17-2008, 07:11 PM
Easy!Get a jar,put it over the spider,put the jar at the edge of the table and drive the jar to the edge,until it's on the top...Close the jar and release it far far away from your house....If you don't want to do that... :oh Erm..Get someone to do it :P

Bonten
06-17-2008, 07:14 PM
Deodorant lid and a piece of paper should work if you're too creeped out by 'em.

Apophis
06-17-2008, 07:24 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxw-f9ywORc&feature=related

ArAshI-sensei
06-17-2008, 07:28 PM
I would use a deoderant can, a lighter and voilá you have made a flamethrower :zaru

Ploom
06-17-2008, 08:01 PM
This thread is quite helpful lol.

̣
06-17-2008, 08:03 PM
Eat it.

~ Son of SPARDA ~
06-17-2008, 08:35 PM
You know, by time you will have received an answer to your question that's either viable or to your own liking, the spider will have more than likely gone away... or out of reach.

Chee
06-17-2008, 09:13 PM
Bug spray it. And then when it dies, scoop it up with paper and throw it in the trash.

Little Washu
06-17-2008, 10:13 PM
You know, by time you will have received an answer to your question that's either viable or to your own liking, the spider will have more than likely gone away... or out of reach.
in case it happens again maybe

Mori
06-17-2008, 11:07 PM
Easy!Get a jar,put it over the spider,put the jar at the edge of the table and drive the jar to the edge,until it's on the top...Close the jar and release it far far away from your house....If you don't want to do that... :oh Erm..Get someone to do it :P

Never tried that before, but I'll keep it in mind.

Quiet Storm
06-18-2008, 12:11 AM
I say shoot it

¡¿
06-18-2008, 12:32 AM
You guys are thinking too hard, the best thing to do is tell someone else to kill it :LOS

zinnia
06-18-2008, 12:38 AM
run away from it and never look back :oh

¡¿
06-18-2008, 12:48 AM
http://files.blog-city.com/files/F06/156208/p/f/birdspider.jpg

Click the Hide button :LOS

Ploom
06-18-2008, 01:12 AM
run away from it and never look back :oh

Thats not getting rid of it :O

zinnia
06-18-2008, 01:15 AM
Thats not getting rid of it :O

it'll die eventually :oh

Ploom
06-18-2008, 01:17 AM
Might take awhile though.

zinnia
06-18-2008, 01:24 AM
too bad :oh

Ploom
06-18-2008, 01:36 AM
Why not just step on it?

zinnia
06-18-2008, 01:39 AM
Why not just step on it?

cuz she's scared of it.. it might bite her :notrust

iLurk
06-18-2008, 01:39 AM
GRAB A GUN AND KILL YOUR FATHER BEFORE THAT SPIDER (1/3 the size of penny) KILLS HIM!

I SUGGEST YOU BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN, AND STEAL A CAR, SPEED DOWN THE ROAD, AND REPORT IT TO THE POLICE, WHO'LL INFORM THE F.B.I.!!! THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS!!!!!

Dark Aether
06-18-2008, 02:35 AM
I suggest you squash it with a rolled up magazine or fly swatter, then take a sponge or napkin and wipe off the remains. Problem solved, you didn't touch it. :del

Ploom
06-18-2008, 02:36 AM
cuz she's scared of it.. it might bite her :notrust

How would it bite her if its dead?

Lastier
06-18-2008, 02:47 AM
Why am I not surprised you come up with primitive Bauernmethods?

Why won't I be surprised, if you would do it in the most complicated way in the end?

Chee
06-18-2008, 03:12 AM
http://files.blog-city.com/files/F06/156208/p/f/birdspider.jpg

Click the Hide button :LOS

That looks yummy! :iria

.44
06-18-2008, 03:22 AM
Urinate on it. If you can expel at a high enough velocity you should be able to kill (or at least stun) it.

Horrid Crow
06-18-2008, 03:27 AM
1. Buy cat.
2. Place cat directly under the spider against the wall.
3. Stand back.
4. Enjoy your spider-less wall.

.44
06-18-2008, 03:29 AM
1. Buy cat.
2. Place cat directly under the spider against the wall.
3. Stand back.
4. Enjoy your spider-less wall.

1. Buy poisonous spider
2. Buy newborn kitten that can't move yet
3. Stand back
4. ???
5. Profit

/fixed

legan
06-18-2008, 04:06 AM
Can of deodorant+lighter

CalRahhh
06-18-2008, 04:09 AM
Urinate on it. If you can expel at a high enough velocity you should be able to kill (or at least stun) it.

Most are not skilled in this fine art. Not doing it properly will cause the spider to simply be angered, and it will chase you. And you do not want a spider soaked in piss chasing after you.

Ploom
06-18-2008, 04:21 AM
And thats when you step on it with a shoe. That way its guts don't touch you.

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