A very disturbing fanfic. If you read this, you will never be the same.

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Vance
01-11-2007, 08:20 PM
Tomorrow for sure. A new chap. Forget the Lee and Sakura thing, that will be the next couple. TenTen and Neji get a taste of love!

NarutoFanGurl911
01-12-2007, 05:23 PM
omg i read the first chapter and totally flipped.you have.....talent.
but this would probly be a HUGE romance naruhina novel fanfic.
yea yea im 12.but this has gotta be the whats the word......*thinking*...horniest,weirdest grossest fanfic ever.....BUT I TOTALLY THOUGHT IT WAS AUSOME!!!!!
good work!

ITS FAN FICTIONS THAT TRULY MADE ME FALL IN LOVE WITH NARUTO UZAMAKI....damn right!!!!!!!!!
rawr...do notice that i am not an average 12 year old.....cuz i freakin rock!
so anyway.ausome ff,and uhhh,rawr.

Vance
01-12-2007, 05:33 PM
Anway, I am taking suggestions for new couples, next one will be Zabuza and Kurenai.

NarutoFanGurl911
01-12-2007, 06:36 PM
eeeeeeeeeew. old ppl smex....sasukes unbeleivably small dick.

amazingly small.
but yea ausome. anko collecting penises?shizune looking for penises?
what the hell is wrong with you ppl????!
dude shizune.

Cold
01-12-2007, 07:54 PM
Oh snap! This is good stuff! I didn't know you could write "this type of stuff" and post them here... But now that I know, guess I can add some to mine... Maybe in a later chapter... Thanks man!

Vance
01-12-2007, 09:42 PM
*Muha Muha, no Zabuza and Kurenai, sorry. This is the last couple, sorry.


Savor the end of Neji and TenTen!



Neji sped away from the crazed TenTen. He was panting, sweating and scared.

"Neji!! Come back and love me!!" TenTen screamed as she chased her love. Neji used a substitution Jutsu.

TenTen grabbed the false Neji, and started to hump it. It poofed into a piece of wood.

TenTen groaned, and looked some more. "God... She is... like a phsycho bitch!" Neji whispered.

"Neji!!!" a voice whispered near him. Neji snapped to attention; it was Lee. Neji sighed, and walked over to him.

Lee grabbed the Hyuga, and jumped to the top of the roof.

Once they were at the top, Lee began to talk. "Neji! You must leave this destroyed place." Lee warned.

Neji looked at him. "What?" Lee rolled his eyes. "TenTen is truly a demon. She has the 3 tailed demon, the sex-crazed demon in her. When it erupts, hell breaks lose. There is no way of stopping it." Lee explained.

Neji felt his blood run thin ice cold. "... She doesn't die unless she has been filled to her maximum with her lover's... uh... "birth given fluid" " Lee said smiling.

"Fuck no." Neji as he crossed his arms. Lee looked at him. "Neji! Do you not realize that you will kill us both unless you de-petal her? Please Neji, do it for the sake of our youthfulness!" Lee complained.

Neji pushed him. "I would rather die than have sex with that fucking maniac." Lee rolled his eyes again. "Look out!": he screamed as TenTen jumped in front of them.

The girl had a machete, about to swipe. Lee dodged it, and kicked the female nychrophiliac.

Lee stood proud. "If you will not de-petal her, we must fight her." Lee said as he urged Neji to stand.

Neji smiled, and activated his Byakugan. "This is more like it." he said as he prepared his Gentle Fist. "Lee and Neji duo!" the two screamed as they attacked.

TenTen fell under their combined efforts, but she lived. "Out of the way Lee!!!" she screamed as she punched Lee so hard he was sent flying to the Sand Village.

"Lee!" Neji screeched. TenTen pounced on him. "Love me or die!" she commanded.

Neji struggled to get free. It was no use, she was too strong. "Love me!" she screeched.

Neji closed his eyes, and stopped. "Okay... Fine.. Just don't kill me... Neji breathed.

TenTen smiled. And ripped her clothes off. She slowly cut his clothes off with a machete. "Yeah, this is more like it." she said sweetly as she began to put himself in her.

"Ohhh. Neji. Yeah." she moaned in pleasure as she sped up.

Neji tightened his eyes, and was raped for three minutes. She landed off him, breathing and sighing.

"Thank... you... Neji." she sighed, and died.

Neji got up, and looked at his penis. It was... bigger. He grinned. It was filled with chakra!

"That was worth it!" he smiled and left.


*Weird, but this entire series is fucked up.

Mr-Kory
01-12-2007, 09:50 PM
lol that was extremely wird and funny lol at the end

Vance
01-12-2007, 09:57 PM
Savor it, it be over.

-Kaitar_Hitomuri-
01-13-2007, 01:34 AM
*Phew....

I just read this whole thread in one sitting....
Really nice work there Santa - WOW - friggin crazy stuff

Just LOVED it d-(^_^)-b WOOT!

shobu
01-13-2007, 10:52 AM
Good job! Its funny to read chapters like these which are very difficult to the "normal" ones.

DeathRose
01-13-2007, 07:22 PM
lol that was funny!!XD nice job!!

Vance
01-13-2007, 09:02 PM
This is just the tip of the iceberg... Look for the new fanfic. "LEMON, LEMON, LEMON" That will be 2X as sick as this...

soniclinx
01-15-2007, 08:50 PM
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soniclinx
01-15-2007, 08:54 PM
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Vance
01-16-2007, 07:32 AM
..........

Jazz
01-16-2007, 03:29 PM
Ohhh.... I liked this ol' fic, Neji got the three taiils-sex demon's chakra, lol!!!

Jazz
01-16-2007, 03:29 PM
http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j51/TQ_DeeDee/Naruto/Naruto%20Avatars/Hinata-ipod.jpg

Edited...(more words)

Vance
01-16-2007, 04:26 PM
This thread is still alive? Whoa. Don't dead threads get landfilled?

Eoph_dono
01-16-2007, 05:33 PM
your name suits you SANTA BRING ME ANOTHER FANFIC PREASENT:mgai

i realy enjoy your storys (only took a little while for you to wright but it was still good):rotfl from the humor

NarutoFanGurl911
01-16-2007, 09:17 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA! as long as there is no old ppl smex.

General Mustang
01-16-2007, 09:25 PM
OMG! That one was good lol! Very nice, funny at the end too

Codi Kenhai
01-16-2007, 11:20 PM
Awesome ff dude. Why u stoppin for?

soniclinx
01-18-2007, 07:30 PM
So u gon post more stories rite plz:cry

Traveler
01-19-2007, 01:29 AM
Darn it and I was going to ask about NaruKin too..... (I want NaruKin!)

Vance
01-19-2007, 07:50 PM
Sorry, no more.

Sho Minamimoto
01-20-2007, 08:25 PM
hm...I thought that the three tailed demon was a shark...or was it the cat...or was it the bat...? Ah well. Nice man! *thumbs up* that soo rocked! However, I'm going to be scarred for life because of tenten and that old people smex

Vencet
01-23-2007, 01:45 PM
awwwww come on man right more

Vance
03-22-2007, 08:25 PM
Fuck it, I am adding more. Consider it an early Christmas present from Vance Santa.



Expect more later, I haven't written a hentei one in a while, I will need to work on my style.

BrojoJojo
03-22-2007, 11:58 PM
...On the first chapter...Hinata...it wasn't her first time....odd.

Rokudaime
03-23-2007, 12:10 AM
Vance, if possible I love to see you doing naruto X Hanabi story

I am looking forward of it.

Sho Minamimoto
03-24-2007, 01:02 AM
hey man, we wanna learn more!

Detsu
03-24-2007, 08:00 AM
Absolutely awsome dude !

I can't wait for more FanFics from you and more of this one !

Keep up the good work :amuse

tsunade1095
04-03-2007, 12:10 PM
these r good in a sorta sick perverted way but keep writing!

Vance
04-03-2007, 09:34 PM
The last story will have ALL pairings, and be very, very sick.

SasukeKunsGirl56
04-03-2007, 11:16 PM
omg that was HOT!
mann very good!
hehehe sexy!
make another one!

Vance
04-03-2007, 11:31 PM
Okay, here is a really, really short part to a Lee and Sakura. There are three parts, here is number 1.


Rock Lee ran around Konoha, energetic and happy. "Today I will ask Sakura to date me!" Lee happily cheered.

He leaped over three buildings, as he yelled happily. He saw Sakura as she ran away from something.

"Yosh! This is most unyouthful! Sakura crying?" Lee asked himself. He jumped to her.

"Sakura! What is wrong?" Lee asked. Sakura pushed him aside. "Get away from me, you freak!" she cried as she punched him hard.

Lee fell to the floor. He grinned. He loved getting hit.


An hour later, he was all alone at night, about 3:00am. He sighed. It was dark, but he was waiting for Neji to train with him.

Finally, he saw Neji walking down the street, drunk, and nearly naked. "La lal ul ha la." he sang in a drunken tone.

"Heeeeeeey Lee? How are ya buddy?" he asked. Lee sighed. "Neji, I have one question. How can I get Sakura to love me?"

Neji sighed. "Lee, you need to rape her. Come on man! You know she ain't going for no guy with a melon on his arm."

Lee squinted. "What?" he asked. Neji rolled his eyes. "You know, I had sex with Temari just now, and it was HOT." he slurred.

Lee stood up. "You got to deflower TEMARI!?" he exclaimed. Neji nodded, proud.

"All I did, was put some of this in her drink. A Hyuga love potion, sure to get her nice and horny." Neji smiled.

Lee grabbed it. "Yosh, I will try it. But will it not be youthful?" Lee asked concerned.

Neji spit on the floor. "Lee, please stop being a fag and just put this in her drink, or jerk off to her every night... Lame." Neji laughed.

Lee watched Neji walk away, singing himself to a coma. "Rape... Hmmm?" Lee thought.

*Okay, not to good, but I have got to get the perverted style of writing back.

Sho Minamimoto
04-04-2007, 05:50 PM
yes! *does touchdown dance* another one! Nice job V-man!

Vance
04-04-2007, 05:52 PM
It might be a real rape-a thon. Next one will be a very, very, very sexual NaruSaku

Sho Minamimoto
04-04-2007, 05:55 PM
the sooner the better I say...but then again that's me.

Dude, you need to read "my name is Sakura." This little gal (or guy) is really talented. Check it out. I know you'll love it.

~Asylum the Dreamer
Yo leada

txsfld
04-04-2007, 05:57 PM
yay back to this ff again

Vance
04-04-2007, 08:25 PM
I read it... Ohj yeah, Evil Shadow, check your PM.

salmonking2
04-05-2007, 06:37 PM
omg dude i just spent likie 10 minute staring at your icon thing and i couldnt stop laffing

Sho Minamimoto
04-05-2007, 07:47 PM
omg dude i just spent likie 10 minute staring at your icon thing and i couldnt stop laffing

...for some reason...me too. Weird

Vance
04-05-2007, 07:57 PM
Me=Jiraiya's mentor in pervertedness=awesomeness.

Fuse
04-05-2007, 08:01 PM
WTF!!!!?????

Sho Minamimoto
04-05-2007, 08:04 PM
yeah...I have no idea on what he just said so I'm going to agree with him as usual.

Fuse
04-05-2007, 08:10 PM
HUH?????? WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?

First Lee is planning on raping Sakura and now were watching Kermit humping something!!!!!!!

WHAT IS GOING ON HERE??????

Sho Minamimoto
04-05-2007, 08:20 PM
generally speaking, Vance is a very perverted person. And that's why he's on my team, Holocaust smile-big

salmonking2
04-05-2007, 10:13 PM
Me=Jiraiya's mentor in pervertedness=awesomeness.

i disagree. jiraiya is one of the few self taught masters of the perverted arts lol XD

Codi Kenhai
04-05-2007, 11:11 PM
I see you finally decided to update, eh Vance?

Vance
04-05-2007, 11:13 PM
lol, I really try. :(

Vencet
04-07-2007, 05:24 PM
havent seen tis thread in a while but besides that vance man whens the next part of lee sku or narusaku i think u metioned

Ino_Shika_Cho(&Asuma)
04-07-2007, 06:59 PM
WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! * goes up to vance and bows down* you are officallly my master............ wait that sounded alittle dirty *giggles* oh well.

Your stories our awesome. well execpt for the part with the old people smex. that was a little distrubing.................................. *got distracted by your icon* can't........ stop....... watching..........

salmonking2
04-07-2007, 09:02 PM
OMG!!! ME NIETHER!! and i been starin at it for like, 3 days

Vencet
04-07-2007, 10:59 PM
salmon king not here to your sasuke hatins here and on her deal his way Bah anti sasuke Who could be anti sasuke oh and Ino shika cho who gives a crap if its dirty oh and u r a girl right

Vencet
04-07-2007, 10:59 PM
just to add u dont have to answer that ino shika cho u can just say thats classified

Vance
04-07-2007, 11:25 PM
lol, I'll add more later, a long later. I am two points away from becoming a paragon of hope. 2 POINTS AWAY! :cry

I want to get e-married, a perv needs love too :(

:laugh

Ha ha ha ha, lol. My ShikaXTemari fanmfic Changes will be done soon, and then I'll add more here. :amuse

salmonking2
04-07-2007, 11:58 PM
sasuke is a homo!! he shall be destroyed my the cheeze monster~~~beware

Vance
04-08-2007, 12:30 AM
why is he going to be killed by the Cheese Monster?

salmonking2
04-08-2007, 12:34 AM
wtf? cheese monster? theres no such thing. however, the cousin of the cheese monster, the cheese ITZ monster is very reall. and very horny and hungry. the cheeseitz monster demands porno and ramen. remember- dont fck with the cheese itz monster

Ino_Shika_Cho(&Asuma)
04-08-2007, 02:15 PM
shinoko uchiha, yes i am a girl, and why would that be classifed, or whatever you said * tilts head in confusion* any who. HIYA *waves to everyone*

Vance
04-08-2007, 03:20 PM
Yeah, this fic is dead, nevermind the Lee stuff, I ain't writin it no more, sorry.

Ino_Shika_Cho(&Asuma)
04-08-2007, 05:12 PM
aw man *puppydog face* but your a mastermind, you can't just queit on us now

Codi Kenhai
04-08-2007, 05:33 PM
Don't stop updateing this ff, Vance. We're still watin for more.

Vance
04-08-2007, 05:38 PM
Okay, but I'll update it "once in a while" mostly at late nights. :amuse

Codi Kenhai
04-08-2007, 05:58 PM
That'll work.

Vance
04-08-2007, 05:59 PM
Okay, changes has been updated.

Ino_Shika_Cho(&Asuma)
04-08-2007, 06:29 PM
yeah, you'll still gonna write...er.... type. * jumps for joy* i can't wait to see what you think of next.......... did i have dayjavoo, or did that just sound like a fruit roll up commerical........ stupid commercials, any who, I'll be waiting to read the next story.

Vance
04-08-2007, 06:37 PM
Wow, you guys are real horny. :oh

Ino_Shika_Cho(&Asuma)
04-08-2007, 06:40 PM
*innocent look* what ever are you talking about............ aw who am i kidding

Codi Kenhai
04-08-2007, 07:12 PM
Wow, you guys are real horny. :oh

Your point being what?

salmonking2
04-08-2007, 08:12 PM
im not horny its the cheeze it monster! hes always jkin off in the bathroom-and its all your falt! with your awsome lemon stories. bendayho

Vance
04-09-2007, 10:12 AM
Yes, jerkin off is good, very good.

Ino_Shika_Cho(&Asuma)
04-09-2007, 10:25 AM
Yes, jerkin off is good, very good.


and i'm pretty sure kermit feels the same way.

Vance
04-09-2007, 11:37 AM
I am adding a Kankuro and Ayame pairing after the Lee and Sakura part.

Ino_Shika_Cho(&Asuma)
04-09-2007, 12:25 PM
yay, but my sister hates lee, oh well, yay!!!!!!!!!!!

salmonking2
04-09-2007, 06:21 PM
hey kermit dont need to jack off, he gets tons of booty. just look at the poor little rabbit.

Sho Minamimoto
04-09-2007, 09:25 PM
Don't get scarred. Get horny!

Ah, good times.

My sig quote is better though.

Ino_Shika_Cho(&Asuma)
04-09-2007, 09:35 PM
poor poor bunny, why don't kermit go jack something else and leave that poor bunny's @$$ alone, i mean that bunny probably can't even sit right let alone walk away.

salmonking2
04-09-2007, 09:47 PM
you lnow, after watchin kermit fck the bunny so much, i think I want to fck a bunny

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