Naruto Yo-Mama jokes

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ableach
09-11-2006, 12:06 AM
Ummm let me think... yo mammas.. opps sorry spelled it wrong. YO Mommas so fat oochimaro coudnt change into her because he didnt have enough skin! no no how bout yo mommas so ugly jaraiya didnt even want to see her naked! no no man i dont know!

Danny Lilithborne
09-11-2006, 01:36 AM
Yo mama so stupid she made this thread.

Rotc Girl
09-12-2006, 09:42 AM
Yo mama's so ugly Orochimaru thought she was a man and hit on her.

Gamabunta
09-12-2006, 09:45 AM
Yo mommas so stupid she endorsed the fillers.
Yo mommas so ugly shes the reason kakashi wears a mask.
Yo mommas so fat she tried to eat her naruto DVD.

Lee
09-12-2006, 09:48 AM
yo mama's so ugly that neji was afraid to use byacuugan on her

OMG so bad, i give up.
(soz about spelling)

libreg
09-12-2006, 05:07 PM
Yo mama's so fat, she scared chouji.

DeepThought
09-12-2006, 05:10 PM
Yo Mama's so... hey... Where's yo Mama?

*Naruto cries*

the_ilest
09-12-2006, 05:13 PM
man yo mama jokes are funny.
yo mmama is so ugly not even jiraya hits on her.

Chibi-Usa
09-12-2006, 05:32 PM
Yo Mama's so... hey... Where's yo Mama?

*Naruto cries*

Now you know that was wrong!:laugh

Pyocora Analog III
09-12-2006, 06:51 PM
Yo Mama's so... hey... Where's yo Mama?

*Naruto cries*

:rotfl That's pretty damn ugly! :laugh

Kouu Koigokoro
09-12-2006, 07:12 PM
Yo mama's so ugly Orochimaru thought she was a man and hit on her.

That's hilarious.

Sara
09-12-2006, 07:46 PM
Hay these are pretty funny...

Knight of Fate
09-12-2006, 09:13 PM
Yo mama so fat that Neji couldn't hit her chakra points. :oh

Seitoukaichou
09-12-2006, 09:23 PM
Yo mama is so emo, that sasuke imidiatly had to cut his wrist after reading a poem from her o_o

Jenna Berry
09-12-2006, 09:27 PM
Yo mama is so emo, that sasuke imidiatly had to cut his wrist after reading a poem from her o_o
*cringe*
OUCH

Jaggerjack
09-12-2006, 09:34 PM
Yo mama's so fat here thumb is the size of Tsunade's left Breast OH!

meenmu
09-12-2006, 09:36 PM
yo mamma's so fat jiraya mistook her for the bathhouse and was confused when he saw no one was inside...ya, I got nuthin lol

Knight of Fate
09-12-2006, 09:39 PM
Were Jiraiya and Tsunade even introduced in the Dub yet?

Seitoukaichou
09-12-2006, 09:43 PM
Yo Mama'S eyebrows are so thick, that even Rock Lee was disgusted XD"

@KoF o___o"

-{BioShock}-
09-12-2006, 09:45 PM
Were Jiraiya and Tsunade even introduced in the Dub yet?

Jiraiya will be introduced in 2 weeks. After this Saturday.

Maniac Killer
09-12-2006, 09:46 PM
Hey Asuma, tell Kurenai she left these at my house.

*hands him Kurenai's panties*.....

Shippo
09-12-2006, 09:51 PM
Yo-mama so stupid she thought that Ramen was Naruto's name
OMG not funny

Maniac Killer
09-12-2006, 09:55 PM
Hey Iruka, tell yo momma she was a little limp last night.OH SCHNAPPE! NECROPHILIA!

Kero-Chan
09-12-2006, 09:57 PM
Yo mamma's so fat she was spitting chakra out of her butt. :oh.

~Zaxxon~
09-12-2006, 11:16 PM
Yo Mama's so... hey... Where's yo Mama?

*Naruto cries*


It's so wrong, that it's right!!!smile-big

Shippo
09-12-2006, 11:18 PM
It's so wrong, that it's right!!!smile-big
true lol:laugh

Joyful_Note
09-13-2006, 12:02 AM
Yo Mama SOOO fat! Not even Garra's Sand Coffin could kill her!
:laugh :laugh :laugh LOL!!

the_ilest
09-13-2006, 12:04 AM
man this is a fun thread
yo mama is so fat not even rock lee can pick her up with the lotus...ohhohoh

Jaggerjack
09-13-2006, 12:09 AM
Yo mama's so fat, Ino used her Mind Transfer jutsu on her and was killed by large images of hot dogs and Pancakes.

Joyful_Note
09-13-2006, 12:14 AM
Yo Mama SO stupid! That she looked at a Instent Raman cup for 40 minutes because it said Concentrate.

Jaggerjack
09-13-2006, 12:18 AM
^ Good one, lol
hehe

Yo Mama's so old she sat next to Shodaime in teh 3rd grade OH!

Shinnou Genkaku
09-13-2006, 12:31 AM
:cry Yo Mama's so... hey... Where's yo Mama?

*Naruto cries*
thats just hurtful

the_ilest
09-13-2006, 12:36 AM
yo mama is so fat that she is part of the akimouchi clan............ohhh

Joyful_Note
09-13-2006, 12:39 AM
Yo Mama SO fat! That her forhead protecter could'ent fit on her!

Smoke
09-13-2006, 12:40 AM
yo momma's so fat, gaara didn't have enought sand to perform sand coffin or burial on her stupi, yes

Joyful_Note
09-13-2006, 12:44 AM
Yo Mama So ugly! Not even Gai could use the nice guy pose on her!

Joyful_Note
09-13-2006, 12:49 AM
Yo Mama SO fat! Not even Kakashi could do the 1,000 years of Pain on her!

the_ilest
09-13-2006, 12:51 AM
your mama is so dumb she taught sasuke was a girl...ohhh

the_ilest
09-13-2006, 12:52 AM
your mama is so ugly she made out with chouji

the_ilest
09-13-2006, 12:55 AM
your mama is so fat she couldnt fit in in hakus cristal ice mirror techinique.

your mama is so fat zabuzas swords bounces of, of her when she gets hit.

your mama is so ugly that everyone taught it was a new jutsu called but ugly jutsu.

your mama eye brows are so bushy they call her super dupper bushy brows..........muahahha imgood.

Joyful_Note
09-13-2006, 01:10 AM
Yo Mama SO ugly! Not even Itachi could use his Mangekyou Sharingan on her!

Triggerhappy69
09-13-2006, 01:28 AM
Yo momma's so fat, Shikamaru's bones broke when he did the shadow possesion on her.......okay that was lame.

Joyful_Note
09-13-2006, 01:35 AM
Yo Mama SO fat! That Shikamaru's Shadow Choke thing could not wrap around her!!

Joyful_Note
09-13-2006, 01:42 AM
Yo Mama SO fat! That Lee did'ent had enough wraps (around his arms) and can't wrap her to do the Lotus on her at all!

the_ilest
09-13-2006, 10:23 AM
yo mama is so ugly shes the female version of rock lee.

the_ilest
09-13-2006, 10:24 AM
yo mama smells so bad that kakashi's dogs dont even want to foolow her.

the_ilest
09-13-2006, 10:25 AM
yo mama is so ugly she was confused for one of kakashis dogs.

DeepThought
09-13-2006, 10:32 AM
Yo mama so dumb... she didn'te realize she could post more than one joke per post.

FrostXian
09-13-2006, 10:36 AM
Yo momma is so dumb, she doesnt realize all those posts are reported and will be deleted.

BUBU!!!
09-13-2006, 06:50 PM
LOL!! so funny more jokes pls :laugh

Dave
09-13-2006, 07:03 PM
BRING ME MORE!!!!! jokes that is.....

Takumi Matsuki
09-13-2006, 07:23 PM
Your mother is so fat, she can't see all the double posting above!

-{BioShock}-
09-13-2006, 07:27 PM
your mama is so dumb she taught sasuke was a girl...ohhh

Yo Momma is so dumb, she doesn't know how to spell "Thought" OOOOHHH:notrust

KazumaSakuraUchiha
09-13-2006, 08:00 PM
yo momma so fat and ugly, orochimaru took her in as one of his giant snakes!!

Maniac Killer
09-13-2006, 08:07 PM
man this is a fun thread
yo mama is so fat not even rock lee can pick her up with the lotus...ohhohoh

o mama is so fat that she is part of the akimouchi clan............ohhh

Yo momma must've had sex with her brother, cause you be retarded.

dangerunicorn
09-13-2006, 08:11 PM
yo mama's so fat Choji ate her and was full.

PerfectGirl
09-13-2006, 08:20 PM
Yo momma is so uhm so hungary that she ate at Arbys! I 'm not very good at this.

Jaggerjack
09-13-2006, 08:21 PM
Yo mama's so Fat She ate Naruto and couldnt even Tajuu his way out. OH!

Hiroshi Jiro
09-13-2006, 08:40 PM
Yo mama is so stupid she mistaked Sasuke for a parrakeet! Ohh...yeah I suck at this.

KazumaSakuraUchiha
09-13-2006, 08:43 PM
yo mamma is so stupid, she thought haku was girl....oh wait, everyone had thought that

Mr. King
09-13-2006, 08:44 PM
Yo mama is so fat, Rock Lee with his weights off and using the 8 gates, couldnt run one lap around her. (heheh...)

PerfectGirl
09-13-2006, 08:47 PM
I don't really like yo momma jokes but like these are pretty good.

Videre
09-13-2006, 08:51 PM
Yo mama is so fat that when Lee's training weights got too light, they strapped her to his legs instead.

Dude, I suck at this! XD

...Notice Lee is involved in a lot of these? o.O

Mr. King
09-13-2006, 08:53 PM
Yo mama is so fat that when Lee's training weights got too light, they strapped her to his legs instead.

Dude, I suck at this! XD

...Notice Lee is involved in a lot of these? o.O
I kno! Isnt that great! (Except for the ones where they make fun of him... -.-

dbcomix
09-13-2006, 08:55 PM
your mama so ugly she got aids bitch!! har har har har

...right..:oh

yo' mama so fat the akastuki hunts her down as a jinchuriki.

hayoooh!

Mr. King
09-13-2006, 08:56 PM
Yo mama is so ugly, whenever Neji uses his byakugan, he gets images in his head about her... (Not really good.)

Joyful_Note
09-13-2006, 09:08 PM
Hey, IceBlueEyes? Are we posting jokes, or making fun of Naruto's mom or something like that? Could you tell me what this thread is about?

Mr. King
09-13-2006, 09:10 PM
I think we're just posting jokes that relate to the Naruto sho.

Yo mama's so fat, Neji's Byakugan couldnt see her chakra points.

Hiroshi Jiro
09-13-2006, 09:16 PM
Yo mama is so fat they...umm...mistook her as a no tailed demon!

Mr. King
09-13-2006, 09:18 PM
Yo mama's so fat, Kakashi's Chidori didnt even cut her.

quizzlix?!
09-13-2006, 09:22 PM
yo mamas so fat that her gravitational pull can pull choji when hes five times larger than his super fat form.

yo mamas so stupid she thought that sakura meant vagina

i suck

Mr. King
09-13-2006, 09:26 PM
Yo mama's so fat, she was called the one man army cause she destroyed all of the hidden villages just by sitting down.

quizzlix?!
09-13-2006, 09:28 PM
yo mamas so fat she calls choji an ant

Shippo
09-13-2006, 09:45 PM
man this is some funny stuff lol

Shippo
09-13-2006, 09:47 PM
your momma is so stupid she thinks Neji likes pikachu http://img103.imageshack.us/img103/1159/thehappyhyugachufamily4xymd1en7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
o wait nevermind

Rotc Girl
09-14-2006, 12:45 PM
Yo mama's so fat, shemade Chouji look skinny after he took the red pill

Mr. King
09-14-2006, 04:36 PM
Yo mama's so fat, even all the Kyuubi put together couldnt move her. Or her pinky finger.

RipsRaps
09-14-2006, 05:26 PM
Yo mamma's so ugly Jiraya turned gay...
Yo mamma's so thick-skinned that rasengan would go right off...
Yo mamma's so dumb she made the stupid brothers win an Nobelprice..
Yo mamma's so normal no1 cared :)

iloveramen123
09-14-2006, 05:30 PM
Yo mama's so fat, Naruto didn't believe it.

wraithguardstar
09-14-2006, 05:35 PM
*to sasuke*

Yo Mama's so..... Oh, Right~

Moose
09-14-2006, 05:39 PM
yo momma is so fat, that shes way fat.

KazumaSakuraUchiha
09-14-2006, 05:47 PM
hey sasuke, yo momma so stupid she let herself get killed by her own son!

yo momma so fat she perfomed a clone jutsu and strecthed out the ninja school

yo momma so ugly she had to join an anbu squad just so she could have a better reason to where a mask!!

yo momma so fat she that after she jumps from tree to tree she leaves a trail of broken branches behind her......

eh, its all i can come up with im afraid.... : (

kimidoll
09-14-2006, 06:00 PM
I am not funny, but I'll try

Yo momma's so dumb that she thought Ishida was Sasuke

Umm, yeah, I suck at jokes

Mr. King
09-14-2006, 06:41 PM
Yo mama's so fat, everyone thought she was another Kyuubi.

Danny Lilithborne
09-14-2006, 06:41 PM
*sigh* Why does this thread still exist...

Moose
09-14-2006, 06:44 PM
*sigh* Why does this thread still exist...
Because yo momma jokes rule, why else?

Chee
09-14-2006, 06:53 PM
Yo mama's so stupid, she is the writer to the Naruto-fillers.

Yea, American dub-watchers won't understand that. :P

Verdugo
09-14-2006, 06:57 PM
Yo mama's so fat, she won against Haku because his ice mirrors couldn't fit around her.

Yo mama's so fat, she farted and created the Star village. (You know that village in the anime only episode where it was toxic to go in without a mask)

Yo mama's so fat, she rolled over and killed the entire Uchiha clan. (Sasuke was out fishing)

Yo mama's so fat, Sasori's Satetsu Kaihou (that huge iron sand attack) was absorbed into her rolls.

Yo mama's so fat, she uses Sasori's puppets as bath toys.

Yo mama's so fat, when Hidan licked her blood, he swore it tasted like Ragu.

Michi
09-14-2006, 06:57 PM
*sigh* Why does this thread still exist...

yeah...i agree :oh

Zaru
09-14-2006, 06:57 PM
Yo mama, is the Akatsuki Leader

Chee
09-14-2006, 06:59 PM
*sigh* Why does this thread still exist...

A) Since people still have Yo Mama-jokes even though some of them suck and or repeated.
B) Can't be trashed since its in the right section. Unless to many spoilers come along and it might be trashed/moves.

:P

Yo mama, is the Akatsuki Leader
Was that meant to be funny or sarcastic? O.o

Mr. King
09-14-2006, 07:00 PM
Yo mama's so dumb, she couldnt tell the difference between a filler and an episode.

Chee
09-14-2006, 07:02 PM
Yo mama's so fat and dumb, she thought Kisame was a walking sushi on a stick.

Yea, this needs to be moved to a different place, too much spoilers are being posted.

tsunade24/7
09-14-2006, 07:14 PM
are these jokes suppose to be funny because to me it sounds like a bunch of complaints and these jokes aren't funny and no i'm not good at yo momma jokes so don't tell me to write a joke.

Chee
09-14-2006, 07:19 PM
are these jokes suppose to be funny because to me it sounds like a bunch of complaints and these jokes aren't funny and no i'm not good at yo momma jokes so don't tell me to write a joke.

Jeese. Have some fun, your 14! Live a little.

tsunade24/7
09-14-2006, 07:27 PM
yeah waht about it im oneof the few serious ppl u could meet I can't help it thats how i am

Chee
09-14-2006, 07:29 PM
I'm serious too, but its good to tell jokes, or laugh at them once in a while.

And your not very serious ether, seeing how you don't use correct grammar, have an anti-Barney sig and your avatar is really "cuteish".

Michi
09-14-2006, 07:30 PM
It's great to laugh at jokes...but :laugh no offense to you guys but yo momma jokes that is in this is kinda lame. Again, no offense :amuse a couple of spoilers here and there though :oh

tsunade24/7
09-14-2006, 07:35 PM
yes what michi-chan said. i cant hv a good time with such lame jokes like these once again i suck at them so don't tell me to write a joke.

runethe1st
09-14-2006, 08:06 PM
yo mama is so ugly the only thing that's attracted to her is orochimaru.

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